Fake Eunuch: Discovering the Emperor is a Woman!-Chapter 364 - 362 Youlemei

"Annoying, Brother Lin, there are so many guards outside."

Upon hearing Lin Yi’s words, Xiao Xiao’s cheeks immediately blushed.

What exactly is this rascal thinking? She knew better than anyone.

Although outsiders all believed him to be a eunuch.

But what the truth really is, she understands much more than them.

Heh, if someone dares to call this guy a eunuch, then they themselves must be a true eunuch.

But gazing at the blushing cheeks of the woman, Lin Yi’s mischievous smile once again spread across his face.

With an expression like a big bad wolf deceiving a little white rabbit:

"Rest assured, your Brother Lin’s carriage has been specially modified.

Not only is the carriage comfortable to ride in, but it also has something called ’springs’ underneath.

Sometimes, they make things particularly effortless.

Moreover, the carriage has been specially soundproofed.

You see this carriage compartment, it has several layers of blankets, and everything has been designed with openwork.

Even if you sing at the top of your lungs inside, outside won’t hear a thing."

Watching his naughty smile, Xiao Xiao’s face reddened, but she hmm’ed just like Wen Ying.

Seeing this, Lin Yi burst into hearty laughter.

"Ha ha. My sweet Xiao Xiao, do you know your place in Brother Lin Yi’s heart?"

All of a sudden, this question baffled Xiao Xiao.

For a moment, she didn’t know what to say in front of Lin Yi.

She started feeling somewhat lost.

After all, this was a question she had never thought about before and didn’t dare to contemplate.

What she really was in Lin Yi’s heart, did that even matter?

You should know, the Emperor as well as the Empress are considered guests of honor by Brother Lin Yi.

And she is just a lowly Palace Maid.

Even though she is a palace female official, compared to the status of those others, it’s utterly humble.

That’s why she didn’t dare to hope for anything.

Nor did she expect Brother Lin Yi to consider her too important.

Even just thinking, if Brother Lin Yi could remember her once or twice in a year, that would already be enough.

That’s why when she heard this question, her heart panicked for no reason, even fear crept in.

Xiao Xiao was truly afraid of hearing Lin Yi say she was nothing.

But obviously, escaping was futile.

Now that Lin Yi had asked this question, she had to face it.

She just didn’t dare to speak, instead fixing her watery big eyes on Lin Yi, waiting for him to continue.

Seeing this, Lin Yi was already incredibly delighted.

This girl had always been like this—always submissive and obedient, never talking back or saying much.

Perhaps it related to her status.

This was also why Lin Yi was especially fond of her.

After all, that strong male protective instinct was there.

Although he had a strong protective desire for the little Emperor, the Empress, and Ying Yi, the feeling was different.

After all, the status of the Emperor and Empress laid there in plain sight.

Even without me, they’re living the lives of the privileged.

But it’s different for little Xiaoxiao; this silly girl, apart from serving me, is also the lowliest of servants, susceptible to bullying by many.

For this very reason, after enduring much bullying, Xiaoxiao has been especially cherished by Lin Yi, who wishes to provide her with a better life and to compensate for her past hardships.

He gently ruffled her hair, making her sleek locks scatter.

Despite this, Xiaoxiao didn’t contend even a bit; instead, her cheeks blushed even more.

And the smile on her face grew even more content.

She relished this feeling, even though at this moment, her heart was apprehensive about what Lin Yi would say next, she couldn’t hide her delight.

Seeing her like this, Lin Yi stopped teasing her and said directly:

"Silly girl, you are Lin Yi’s Youlemei."

However, upon hearing this, Xiaoxiao was immediately confused.

She blinked her watery big eyes, somewhat at a loss as she looked at Lin Yi:

"Lin Yi, what is Youlemei?"

Not surprised by the question, Lin Yi understood that people in this era wouldn’t know the term Youlemei.

But this didn’t stop Lin Yi from indulging his mischievous side.

He nodded solemnly and spoke with a serious demeanor.

"Let’s not worry about what Youlemei is for now; you need to know that Youlemei is something to drink, but there’s something you must do before drinking it."

This statement left the other party even more puzzled, but instead of asking further, she waited for Lin Yi to continue.

Seeing this, Lin Yi smirked deviously and continued:

"Before drinking this, the first thing you need to do is insert the straw."

"However, since this milk tea is very hot, be careful when inserting the straw, so you do not get burned."

After saying this, Lin Yi’s face bore a devious smile.

Although Xiaoxiao still didn’t understand the meaning of Lin Yi’s words, his sly smile let her know he was up to no good.

"Lin Yi, what is this straw you speak of?"

"Hahaha, that’s simple; I happen to have one with me. Come here, my Youlemei, let brother Lin Yi give you a little lesson."

A moment later, outside the carriage, the two maids steering the carriage felt a sudden jolt and exchanged glances.

Soon after, their pretty faces blushed.

After a slight blush, the two did something in unison.

That was to take out two small fabric balls from their bosoms and stuff them into their ears.

As for the guards around?

No need to worry about that.

After all, as Lin Yi said, the quality of the carriage was assured.

Even if there was noise inside, unless the windows were opened, none would be heard outside.

And about being too hot inside during the height of summer?

That was manageable too; didn’t you see the ice basin placed inside the carriage?

After a while, inside the carriage, Xiaoxiao’s face was flushed, and she was silent.

Seeing this, Lin Yi spoke seriously:

"How is it? Is the Youlemei tasty?

Don’t worry, just swallow it; it’s full of pearls that brother Lin Yi prepared specially for you, sticky and delicious."

...End of Chapter...

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