Fake Eunuch: Discovering the Emperor is a Woman!-Chapter 380 - 377: Lin Yi Wants Barbecue

Everything I have done is for the greater good of You Country, and thus, even when it’s exceedingly hard and exhausting, I have no complaints or regrets.

I have always lived by the principle of being as dutiful as an ox.

Indeed, I want to be the ox of You Country, to cultivate every inch of its land.

Just like now, having taken such an oath, I stride toward the grand hall with firm and deliberate steps.

Even though I know that exhausting tasks await me, I walk forward without hesitation.

Upon pushing open the doors of the grand hall and seeing the neatly arranged row of female soldiers, Lin Yi couldn’t help but shed a tear.

He waved at one of the leading Shadow Guards, who immediately trotted over.

Then, Lin Yi gave her direct orders, speaking with such righteous conviction:

"Alright, starting now, let every team remove their armor!

I, as General, will inspect every inch, leaving no place unchecked!

This is for your peace of mind so that you won’t injure yourselves with the intense training that is to come!

Execute immediately!"

As his words fell, those around him were all momentarily stunned.

Then, rather than feeling any resentment, an ecstatic expression emerged on their faces.

Ecstatic, indeed.

Upon hearing Lin Yi’s words, each of the female soldiers became visibly excited.

They even began looking forward to what was to come next!

What followed was the rustling sound of armor being removed.

Fortunately, it was still the hot month of August, so the weather was very warm.

That’s why, even without their armor, the crowd did not feel a hint of coolness but instead a refreshing relief.

This sensation made each of them shiver uncontrollably.

However, the scene that unfolded before him also left Lin Yi stunned on the spot, his feet as heavy as if they were filled with lead, unsure of how to step forward.

His mind began to recall a famous movie scene from the future.

He couldn’t remember the exact name, but he knew it had something to do with being hot.

Gazing at the scene before him, Lin Yi couldn’t help but let two more "tears" fall from his eyes.

This scene also filled Lin Yi with great respect for these people, prompting him to give them a salute.

Of course, given his prestigious status as General, he saluted without anyone noticing.

What happened next was just as everyone had anticipated—Lin Yi started to conduct a thorough and meticulous inspection.

"Now that you’re members of the special forces, tell me, are you ready to shed blood?"

"Always ready!"

"Good! Although you are female soldiers and crying is permitted when you see blood, you must not show fear! Understood?"

"Understood!"

After all, he bears the responsibility for the entire You Country; he is accountable for the Nanshan Guards and even more so for this special forces unit.

He does not allow for even the slightest imperfection, and that is why his inspection is exceptionally thorough.

It was an exhaustive check, inside and out, through and through.

But after all, human energy is limited, and even though his martial prowess is now remarkable, after this round of check-ups, he inevitably felt completely drained.

By the end, he had somewhat adopted an attitude of just getting through the task; there was no helping it, there were simply too many people. After only briefly scanning each one, he turned towards the next in line. fгeewёbnoѵel_cσm

Even so, he was ultimately so worn out that he felt dizzy and almost collapsed on the spot, foaming at the mouth.

Fortunately, his physical condition was strong, and with so many people watching him, he also had an especially determined character and didn’t want to reveal his weakness in front of the crowd.

Thus, although he was exhausted to the bone, he still managed to forcibly calm himself and finish checking the last person’s condition, before turning around and waving to the crowd to dismiss them.

Only then did he walk with somewhat heavy steps towards the room on the other side.

Upon arriving in the room, he gently closed the door behind him.

Then he plopped down on the sofa that was custom-made for him.

But his legs were already trembling uncontrollably from fatigue.

Feeling his own weakness, Lin Yi couldn’t help but sigh:

"Alas, it seems my body still isn’t up to par, I need to exercise more."

Having said this, he then shouted towards the door, summoning his maid:

"Make a pot of goji tea for this official, I’m a bit thirsty.

Oh, and inform the canteen, today this official would like some barbecue, prepare some lamb treasures!"

Following Lin Yi’s command, the maid immediately set off to carry out the tasks.

After the maid left, Lin Yi laid down on the bed to rest.

Before he knew it, he had fallen asleep.

However, when he woke up again, he found that the sky had already darkened.

Not only that, but when he turned to his side, he discovered that Qiqi was lying beside him.

This took him by surprise.

"Brother Lin Yi, you are awake, the kitchen has prepared the barbecue for you, do you want to eat now? Qiqi will bring it to you."

Hearing Qiqi’s somewhat peculiar voice, Lin Yi knew that this little girl must have found out about his day’s endeavors.

However, he was not embarrassed, he just nodded and asked Qiqi to bring him the barbecue.

After all, he had been busy all day and had fallen into a deep sleep again.

So he truly hadn’t eaten anything all day.

When the barbecue arrived, Lin Yi devoured it so deliciously that grease was dripping from his mouth.

Qiqi, who was watching Lin Yi’s ravenous eating, couldn’t help but be thoroughly astonished.

"Brother Lin Yi, eat slowly. The kitchen has prepared a lot more for you."

After feasting like a whirlwind and devouring all the skewers of kidney, Lin Yi guzzled down a large sip of goji-infused liquor and contentedly belched.

"Hehe, I overexerted myself today, I won’t tease you anymore."

Qiqi’s cheeks slightly reddened at these words, but before she could speak, a sudden voice came from outside the door.

The voice was obviously urgent, causing Lin Yi to startle and look towards the outside.

"Report, my lord, it’s not good, a troop of soldiers has come from the palace, saying they are here to capture my lord.

Now, our Nanshan Guards have already confronted them."

...End of Chapter...

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