Fake Eunuch: Discovering the Emperor is a Woman!-Chapter 89: If You Can’t Drink It, Take It with You

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Chapter 89: Chapter 89: If You Can’t Drink It, Take It with You

She almost fell for Lin Yi’s custom.

After all, since the Emperor had already picked up his wine, she had no choice but to accompany him.

After quickly swallowing the meat in her mouth, she then picked up the wine bowl and clinked it against the little Emperor’s cup, then tilted her head back and drunk it all in one go.

Having finished drinking, she reached for another piece of meat and stuffed it into her mouth without any regard.

However, following Lin Yi’s action, the little Emperor was momentarily stunned.

Looking at the cup that Lin Yi had just bumped, she didn’t know what he was up to.

Was this guy getting too arrogant?

Or was it because Your Majesty had been too indulgent with him?

How dare he bump into Your Majesty’s wine cup?

It’s no wonder the little Emperor thought this way, as there was no such custom as clinking cups at present.

A toast involved nothing more than picking up the glass and saying a few words.

Lin Yi, who was stuffing meat into his mouth, looked up and saw the little Emperor standing there with his wine cup, lost in thought.

This also made him pause, wondering what the little Emperor was pondering over.

[What’s going on here? I’ve already downed my drink, and the least you could do, Your Majesty, is take a little sip as a gesture.

What, do I need to drink two more cups?]

Seeing his innocent expression, the little Emperor was unsure whether she was overthinking it.

And at that moment, Lin Yi was seen picking up another bowl of wine and once again clinking it towards the little Emperor’s cup.

But this time the little Emperor was prepared and quickly moved her hand back to avoid Lin Yi’s clinking.

Not only that, but she directly asked:

"What are you doing? If you want to drink, just drink, why bump into Our cup? Could it be that you think Our punishment is no longer a threat to you?"

The little Emperor naturally didn’t need to beat around the bush with him.

But looking at the little Emperor’s stern face, Lin Yi was utterly confused.

After a brief pause, he couldn’t help but slap his forehead and then sighed inwardly:

[Damn, I was careless. There’s no such custom of clinking glasses at the moment.

To think that I even deliberately lowered my cup out of respect.

But how am I supposed to explain this? Surely I can’t say it’s a drinking etiquette from before my time travel?

Moreover, as for time travel, not to mention that I can’t tell the other party, even if they heard about it, they definitely couldn’t understand what it means.]

However, listening to Lin Yi’s inner voice, the little Emperor on the other side couldn’t help but suppress a laugh.

To think that this guy always believed his background was a secret, little did he know that on the very first day of their meeting, Your Majesty had already been aware that he was a transmigrator.

Of course, what exactly a transmigrator meant, Your Majesty also hadn’t fully grasped.

According to her observations and deductions, it should be an existence similar to that of a Banished Immortal.

Now that she knew the other person had no intention of offense, the little Emperor naturally would not pursue the matter further.

Thus, she immediately changed the subject and started to eat and chat.

After three rounds of wine and a variety of dishes.

Seeing that Lin Yi was full and satisfied, the little Emperor’s interest was truly piqued at this time.

After all, years of repressed living had left her feeling extremely stifled.

Moreover, due to her status, she dared not indulge too much.

Fearing that one careless moment would expose the secrets she harbored.

And this person before her was now the only one in the world who could let her let go of all vengeance, all pretense.

Seeing the young Emperor had not yet had his fill and still wanted to continue drinking, Lin Yi was tired, but he did not take his leave.

"Your Majesty, it’s no fun drinking here. How about I take you to a great place for a drink instead?"

Observing the young Emperor’s demeanor, Lin Yi knew that His Majesty had been restrained for too long and today was a rare opportunity for him to relax.

So, he might as well risk his life to accompany the little lady.

Sigh, no help for it, who made him a kind person?

Of course, if the young Emperor were replaced with a man, Lin Yi would definitely kick him away.

Continue drinking with you? Get lost, I need to go back to sleep.

The young Emperor trusted Lin Yi very much, and upon hearing Lin Yi’s suggestion, he immediately turned a curious gaze toward him.

A quarter of an hour later.

Atop the roof of the Imperial Study Room, the young Emperor and Lin Yi leaned against the ridgepole, surrounded by jars of wine.

"Little Lin, the place you’ve found is much to my liking. I must say, sitting here looking at the stars in the sky, I feel an unprecedented sense of contentment."

"Hehe, Your Majesty, if you like it, that’s great. Standing high, seeing far, once we’ve fully taken control of the Right Martial Guard in a few days, we’ll go drink on top of the Jinluan Hall.

Hehe, that place is even higher, and I bet if you sit there, you could take in the golden glow of the whole Capital City."

As they talked, the two directly grabbed two wine jars, clinked them together, and gulped down several large mouthfuls.

After putting down the wine jar, the young Emperor burped:

"Burp~ Little Lin, you sure have a lot of tricks. Indeed, it’s fun to clink before drinking."

...

Time passed second by second, and on the roof of the Imperial Study Room, an emperor and a eunuch drank merrily.

But while they enjoyed themselves, the little eunuchs and the Palace Maids below grew anxious.

They looked up nervously at the two on the roof, fearing the Emperor might accidentally fall.

If that were to happen, they would be sure to lose their heads!

"Your, Your Majesty, are you keeping fish?~ I just took half a jar in one gulp, but you’re drinking too little!

No, no, you need to drink deeper~"

"Nonsense! I, I, I have moved onto another jar already, and you’re still on the last one! Don’t try to deceive me, hurry up and drink! Otherwise, I’ll charge you with the crime of deceiving the Emperor~"

Within a short hour, both of them had started slurring their words.

There was no choice, because even though the alcohol content wasn’t high, they had consumed a great amount.

Moreover, the two were drinking jar for jar without any snacks to accompany their drinks. It would be odd not to get drunk.

"Who, who, who is still on the last jar? I clearly drank one jar more than you!

Just admit it if you said you’ve had too much. Just tuck it away in your pocket and walk away, and you won’t have to drink anymore~

Oh, right, modern clothes don’t have pockets~

So just tuck it into your bosom~"

Clearly, Lin Yi was really drunk, daring enough to suggest the Emperor tuck away the liquor if he couldn’t drink.

Although his relationship with the Emperor was extraordinary, he obviously would never make such remarks without the influence of alcohol.

But who knew that upon hearing this, the young Emperor would also get riled up~

...End of Chapter...

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