Florida Man in Magus World: Unleashing Liberty and Freedom-Chapter 218: Florida Man Accidentally Finds His Ex-Wife in Local Military Base During His Passionate Date with His Third Wife
Before the incident…
Felix and Diana picked a barren land two kilometers away from the Solaris Commonwealth Empire and their allies' camps. He then purchased a cheap one-story system house, which came with an invisibility add-on function.
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Upon getting the temporary house, both depraved souls did nothing but mate, rekindling the experiences they had at the time hotel.
At night, during their never-ending deed, a patrol unit of the alliance forces loitered around the house, but they couldn't see them. This inspired the two perverts.
Being naughty, they came out of their house and started doing it in front of the knights while they were in the barrier. Again, the knights couldn't see them, and they moved on to patrol other places.
The experience awoke a new kink in them. Thus, they decided to be bolder. Being covered with nothing but the cloaks of invisibility, they approached an outskirt area not far away from the watchtowers and military camps.
When they arrived at their desired location, they started making love as if they were showing them off. Diana also purposely made a lot of noise during the act.
Knights started hearing weird noises. They looked toward Felix and Diana's general location, but their eyes and their senses couldn't detect the perverts.
This excited Felix and Diana more. They kept moving closer and closer as their play got more intense. By the time they realized, Felix was already pressing Diana against a watchtower.
Unfortunately, their play abruptly ended due to the fall of a certain succubus. Jane landed 500 meters away from their location. At first, both didn't pay attention. But when the succubus' pheromone hit Felix and Diana, they flinched and halted their game.
Felix sensed a strange connection between him and the succubus while Diana's instinct screamed that a rival had appeared. Curious, they stalked the fallen demoness.
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Felix and Diana detached from each other and moved separately. Upon getting a better look at the demoness, Felix's expression turned dark. He couldn't remember Jane, but his heart ached when he saw her. The sense of guilt plagued his mind.
"Do I know that woman?" Felix mumbled to himself.
Diana, who lurked nearby, couldn't remember Jane, "Is she someone we knew?"
"Probably. I have an inkling feeling about that woman, but I can't recall where I met her. I think we should take her with us to question her a bit, and my memory should come back."
"You sound like a senile old man, you know that?"
"…"
Felix thought of the time he was in the Chrono Chamber. Indeed, he spent over 100 years there, and the long isolation affected his brain. However, what damaged his brain cells the most was the time he spent with Diana during their little honeymoon in the other realm.
Realizing the side effects of excessive sexual habit, Felix swore to restrain his desire. He put on his pants while his mind was clear.
Following the men, they arrived at the Solaris Commonwealth Empire's army camp. Diana and Felix slipped through their defense and entered the quarter district.
The soldiers of this empire dressed in full plate armor, similar to Saucon's men. However, the knights radiated a thick aura, unlike the regular soldiers at the Royal Academy City. One of them had one-third of Tanaka's air. With an army of 10,000 men, their forces seemed intimidating to others.
But to Felix and Diana, who survived against an endless horde of giant immortal ants, these guys seemed cute. Diana looked around while she fiddled with an inactive beacon in her hand. She then confessed her intrusive thoughts.
"Should I drop it at the center and bail with that demoness?"
Felix had another idea, "Let them live. I want them to crash with the demon god's army. We don't need to fight and kill everybody we see."
"Sounds unlike you, but fine."
Diana switched out the beacon ball for an upgraded AK-47 with a drum magazine full of mana-piercing rounds. She flickered her slit tongue and waited for Felix's signal to make a move.
Felix didn't notice it as they were both concealed under invisible cloaks. He crept closer to the knight captain, who was dragging Jane with him by her hair.
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The group stopped in front of their commander's tent, located at the heart of the camp. The tent guards in front of the tent approached the captain and yelled.
"State your name, rank, army, and your business!"
The captain saluted, "I'm Captain Luther Grand from the Marquis Grand Army! We've captured a prisoner from the demon god army, and we're here to make a report!"
A female voice from the tent replied.
"His Majesty has personally infiltrated the demon god's castle and hasn't returned yet. You can report to me."
The captain recognized the woman's voice and gulped. He blushed and lowered his head while the bodyguards in front of the tent smirked in understanding.
A female knight with long blond hair and fine skin exited the tent. Her silver armor gleamed under the sunlight, and her valiant posture exuded dignity and pride. A whiff of flowery perfume scent came from her hair and her long skirt.
The men couldn't help but admire her beauty. The captain also gazed at her face with yearning eyes.
Felix also sized her up. At a glance, her figure and face rivaled Diana and Jiji's beauty. However, she had the demeanor of a girl boss or a Karen, which he found repulsive.
"H-Her Highness is here?!" One of the knights behind Luther gasped in shock.
A colleague next to the knight warned his friend, "Shh. Princess Alice has a bad temper. Don't say anything unnecessary."
Another man also elbowed his comrade and flexed his knowledge, "That's the princess knight I told you about. People think she and the emperor are cousins, but I heard the emperor has been grooming her since she was 12. She has gone through the coming-of-age ceremony earlier this year. I think they will announce their engagement or marriage soon. The princess will become the empress in a few months, trust me."
"In short, the emperor is a f-cking pedo."
Felix joined the conversation by reflex, but the men couldn't understand his vocabulary. They looked around, wondering who the speaker was. However, they couldn't find Felix.
The princess knight, Alice, had a keen hearing sense. She sheathed her sword and pointed in the general direction, where Felix and the gossiper were.
"WHO SAID THAT!? STEP FORWARD, RIGHT NOW!"
The gossiper gulped and feigned ignorance. As for Felix, he inwardly chuckled and slipped out of the way, standing right behind Luther.
The gossiper got kicked by a soldier from behind, sending him toward the princess, who swung her blade and sliced him in half.
Just like that, the beauty murdered her own people.
Felix pursed his lips as he found her action cringe. He shook his head, dismissing her as immature and tyrannical. Even if she had the finest beauty and the perfect figure for bedding, her overbearing nature canceled out all her charm.
He thought to himself.
'Some lunatics will probably find pleasure in breaking her. Well, if you keep acting that way, you'll end up with a bad guy because no good guy will bother correcting you.'
Losing interest in the woman, Felix sneaked closer to Jane to get a closer look at her face.
The orange hair, the above-average face, and her profile were strangely attractive to Felix. His heart fluttered as if he had returned to being a teenager, who had fallen in love with a girl at first sight. His mouth and throat moved by muscle memory even though he couldn't recognize her.
"Jane?"
"!!!"
Jane widened her eyes and looked around. Her nose twitched as she also caught the scent of a man's bodily odor, which she had never forgotten.
"Felix?" Jane muttered.
Hearing her voice, all foggy memory was unsealed. Felix recalled the first experience he had with her, their time together, and their troubled relationship because of the Lundop family.
He finally remembered everything. He made his decision and pulled out an upgraded AK-47, which was loaded with mana-piercing rounds. While holding the weapon with one hand, he stored the invisible cloak in his inventory with the other hand and gently touched the ropes, which had bound Jane's wrists and ankles together.
The ropes entered Felix's inventory, ultimately freeing Jane from restraints.
Meanwhile, the crowd gasped in shock as soon as Felix appeared out of nowhere as if he had teleported there. Princess Alice glared at the shirtless man and frowned. She yelled.
"WHO ARE YOU?! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!"
Felix ignored her. He fed Jane a potion and stroked her messy hair.
"You look different, Jane. What happened to you?"
Jane looked back at Felix. Tears rolled down her cheeks, "I've missed you, Felix."
"Let's talk later."
Felix smiled and pulled her up to an embrace while he pointed the muzzle at Luther next to him. He glanced at the knight, who seemed to recognize the gun.
Luther didn't move. He switched glances between the rifle and Felix. Then, he muttered, "How did you get your hands on the royal artifact?"
Princess Alice also lowered her sword. Her voice was a little quieter, but she was still loud in Felix's point of view.
"You must be another system user. Who are you?! Which kingdom are you from?! Report, or you'll be forever our enemy!"
Seeing how cautious and knowledgeable they were, Felix lowered his gun and jokingly revealed his alias.
"I'm Florida Man."
The soldiers, knights, Luther, and Alice paused to register the name in their minds. Meanwhile, Felix held Jane in his right arm and levitated, bringing her along.
Diana also caught the cue. She stored her invisibility cloaks in her inventory and followed Felix, acting as his bodyguard.
Seeing Felix leaving, Alice yelled, "Stop right there! Why are you helping a demoness?! Are you working for the demon god?!"
Felix laughed, "Nope. This prisoner, right here, is coincidentally my missing wife. I'm taking her back with me, and you can't do anything about it. But if you want to antagonize me, do so as you wish."
"STOP!!"
Felix ignored Alice and flew away with Diana and Jane. He already achieved what he had come here to do.