Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man.Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world.Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion.Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.
- C.340 Epilogue
- C.339 Florida Man Prophesizes Doomsday, Claims Sexually Aggressive Demoness Would Enslave Men and Cats Would Be Our Saviors
- C.338 Florida Man Accused of Cheating His Wife with Her Sisters and Mother, Claims He Only ‘Touched’ Them
- C.337 Florida Man, Armed to the Teeth, Raids Animal Shelter to Pet a Rescued Cat
- C.336 Fisherman Calls Police After Florida Woman Catfishes Him and Steals His Fish
- C.335 Florida Billionaire Announces His Retirement and Passes His Forklift Certificate to His Daughter. She Eats It
- C.334 Florida Man Self-Proclaims as God’s Incarnation, Complains that Heaven is a Black Company, and Files a Lawsuit against God
- C.333 Florida Man Shoots Child Predator Who Attempted to Groom His Man-Eating Bonzi Plant
- C.332 Florida Parents Entrust One-Year-Old Child to Neighbor Nannies With Criminal Background. Next Day, Child Knows How to Assemble and Dissemble Guns
- C.331 Florida Man Announces Retirement from Drug-Dealing Career to Police
- C.330 Florida Man Tries to End His Life, Expresses Desire to Be Reborn as His Grandson
- C.329 Florida Man Celebrates E-Sport Championship Tournament Victory by Showing Women His “Balls”
- C.328 Florida Man Turns Ohio Youth into Flower Fertilizer Because His Daughter MILKED Youth’s Fluid
- C.327 A Million Cat Found in Florida Man’s House, Claims He Gave Birth to All of Them
- C.326 Florida Man Rescues Endangered Killer Whale from Hunters, Shockingly Discovers His Mother Among Them, Prompts Pursuit to Murder the Escaped Whale
- C.325 Florida Man Mistakes Stranger Who is Being Robbed as His Father, Pulls a Gun, and Shoots Them Both
- C.324 Florida Man Quit Playing with Firearms, Claims His Birthday Gun is More Useful in Bed Combat. His Neighbors Riot
- C.323 Hallucinated Florida Man Feeds Youth a Vial of Alligator Blood to Make Him Mutant Ninja Version of John Wick
- C.322 Crazy Florida Man Who Forcefully Performed Gender Transformation Operation to Youth Proves That Schizophrenic is Contagious
- C.321 Florida Man Inflicts Max Emotional Damage to Muscle Builder by Forcing Him Through Gender Transformation Operation
- C.320 Florida Man Claims He Saved a Youth’s Life by Injecting Liquid into His Body. The Youth Was an Adult Doll
- C.319 Florida Man Accidentally Becomes Real Estate Gurus for Immigrants after He Successfully Sold Overpriced House to Homeless Man
- C.318 Florida Man Takes ’Whale of a Tale’ Literally, Cooks Seafood Spectacle to Make Ohio Man Feel Like He’s Missing Out on Oceanfront Dining
- C.317 Ohio Man Raises Giant Geckos to Surprise His Brother. The Geckos Are Florida Men in Gecko Clothing
- C.316 Hungry Killer Whale Mistakes Ohio Man as Takeout Special. Ohio Man Claims He’s Just Making a Protein Shake after Workout
- C.315 Florida Man Discovers Backyard Guest: Killer Whale Taking a Vacation from the Ocean!
- C.314 Floridian Man Declares Independence from Obligations, Declines to Toss Precious Alchemy Ingredient into Lava Party
- C.313 Florida Man Accepts Celebrity’s Dinner Invitation, Promises to Leave the Alligators at Home (Maybe)
- C.312 Florida Man Takes ’Junior Executive’ to a Whole New Level: Appoints Minor as Store Manager - Now Offering Candy as Employee of the Month Bonus!
- C.311 Florida Man Swindles Half of Tourist’s Fortune for Exclusive Service as a Human Shield against the Law
- C.310 Florida Man Hires Sexy Strippers to Join Kid’s Parade in Public Shopping Mall
- C.309 Florida Man Deviously Tricks Teens into Auditioning as Gourmet Cuisine for his Pampered Pet
- C.308 Florida Man Mistakenly Brings Youth to Slaughter House Instead of School
- C.307 Florida Man Purposely Orders a Barrel of Chicken Instead of a Bucket to Spread the Dao of Florida
- C.306 Florida Man Prevents Customers from Entering Shopping Mall by Exposing the Smell of His Balls
- C.305 Florida Man Erects New Capsule Hotel INSIDE a Convenient Store
- C.304 Florida Man Who Discovers Another Dimension in the Universe Diagnosed with Schizophrenic
- C.303 Florida Man and Ohio Man Compare Their Balls’ Sizes in Public Transport. No One Has Been Blinded
- C.302 Touching Reunion? Florida Man Found His Missing Father, Got Scolded for Not Inheriting His DNA
- C.301 Barely Clothed Floridian Lady Officially Upgrades Lost Child Encounter to Son-Adoption Level
- C.300 Outlaw Accidentally Turns Hero: Wanted Florida Man Turns Marathon Cop Chase into Terrorist Takedown
- C.299 Florida Man Pranks Call Center Scammer by Redirecting Him to Police Station
- C.298 Florida Man Arrested in Court Following Incident Where His Alligators Ate the Judge
- C.297 Florida Man Brings Farm Alligator to Court Room and Threatens Judge to Lessen His Sentence
- C.296 Florida Man Arrested for Joyriding Coffin Through Car Factory
- C.295 Florida Man Funds Space Traveling Project, Aiming to be the First Space Gas Smoker
- C.294 Buffet Restaurant Calls Cops on Florida Man for Not Eating Vegetables
- C.293 – New Cocktail Gone Viral: Bartender Offered to ’BUKKAKE’ Florida Man
- C.292 – Florida Couple Taken to Hospital after Recreating ’Till Death Do Us Part’ Wedding Moment With Super Glue on Their Lips
- C.291 – Florida Man’s Wild Wedding: Guests Get Free Smartphone Souvenir for Witnessing His Cat Giving Head to Cow 11 AM
- C.290 – Florida Man Convoy and Giant Feline Crash Wedding, Bestow Groom with Recipe for Chaos and Vampire-Grade Red Bull as Wedding Gifts
- C.289 Surprise Gift at Florida Man’s Wedding: Guests Unwrap Bag of... Fertilizer?!
- C.288 – Wedding Tumble: Florida Man’s Feast Turns Dance Floor into Slip ’n Slide Diarrhea Fest
- C.287 – Florida Man Shuns Celeb’s Marriage Proposal, Claims Affection for 2D Vtuber over 3D Pigs
- C.286 Florida Man Wakes Up to Surprise Addition: Baby or Burrito?!
- C.285 Florida Man Forces His Son to Marry Vaporeon to Breed the Ultimate Pokemon
- C.284 Florida Man’s ’Ruff’ Day: Takes Home ’Abandoned Puppy,’ Turns Out to Be Ohio Kid
- C.283 Galactic Showdown Goes Viral: Ohio Man and Florida Man Unleash Epic Toy Lightsaber Battle!
- C.282 Florida Man Faces Warrant for Allegedly Raising Male Bulls for Inappropriate Use
- C.281 Florida Man Starts New Hotel Business, Forgets to Hire Employees
- C.280 Florida Man Collapses After Pushing Limits by Writing 8,000 Words in 8 Hours for Serialized Novel’s Christmas Event
- C.279 Florida Man Calls Cops to Sue Government for Prohibiting the Use of Living Humans as Fertilizer for Personal Gardens
- C.278 Florida Man Diagnosed with Kidneys Stones after He Breaks Guinness Book World Record by Sleeping with 100 Women in One Day
- C.277 Florida Man Rescued Boy from Sexual Predator Using Mushrooms
- C.276 Karen Sued Florida Man for Curing Her Lung Cancer by Trapping Her in Gas Chamber
- C.275 Father of Florida Man, Who Fed His Wife Marihuana, Introduces AI to Battleship and Sparks US Navy Concern as Ship Gains Sentient and Joins Vtubing Company
- C.274 Florida Man, Initially the Prime Suspect in Missing Woman Case, Found Innocent Due to Alibi of Feeding Wife Marijuana
- C.273 Florida Man, Who Diagnosed with Skin Cancer Because of Sunbathing, Discovered to be the Prime Suspect of Missing Ohio Woman’s Case
- C.272 Florida Man, Who Previously Claimed Immortality from 33 Days of Sunbathing, Now Diagnosed with Skin Cancer
- C.271 Florida Man Claims Immortality Achieved After 33 Days of Sunbathing
- C.270 Astronauts Discovered Intoxicated Florida Man on Space Station. Nasa Baffled How He Got There
- C.269 Florida Man Constructs Space Shuttle, Sends Mother-in-Law to Space Without Return Instructions
- C.268 Florida Man Allegedly Killed Stripper by Throwing Landmine on Her Dance Stage
- C.267 Florida Man Faced No Murder Charge after He Gunned Vegan Man Who Attempted to Steal His Potted Marihuana Plant
- C.266 Florida Man Accidentally Snapped His Mother-in-Law’s Neck While Roleplaying as Dark Lord of the Sith
- C.265 Karen Called Cops on Florida Man for Marrying Her Daughter Whom She Attempted to Murder
- C.264 Florida Man Implanted CPU Chip in His Son’s Brain to Improve His IQ. The Son Later Diagnosed with Autism
- C.263 Florida Man Arrested Again as His “Cat” Swallowed His Neighbor Whole
- C.262 Florida Man Arrested for Trespassing into Area 51 to Learn Magic and Sorcery from Aliens
- C.261 Florida Man Denied the Allegation of Smuggling AV Superstars from Brazil to Ohio to Film Bestiary Movie
- C.260 Florida Man Registered His Teenage Daughter in Professional Martial Arts Tournament to Earn Money
- C.259 Florida Man Sued Mother-in-Law for Snorting Coke Without Inviting Him
- C.258 Local Florida Men Saved Tourist Man from Ferocious Cannibal Disguising as Middle-Schooler. Cops Arrested the Tourist Later for Attempting to Groom Minor
- C.257 Florida Man Cosplaying as Game of Thrones’s Character Blocked the Road and Kept Shouting “Winter is Coming”. Investigation Found He Busted 90 Times Last Month Causing His Kidneys to Fail
- C.256 Florida Man Invented Mosquito Worm Wines as New Local Merchandise. TikTokers Rushed to Drink It as Mosquito Worm Consumption Became New Trending
- C.255 Weather Forecast Predicted Heavy Snow in Tampa Florida as the Infamous Drug Cartel ‘Florida Man’ Wrote Academic Books for Children
- C.254 Mad Cow Disease Discovered in Florida Man’s Butcher Shop. Store Owner Denied the Allegations and Ate Raw Beef in front of WHO Officials. He Was Later Found Humping a Cow That Day
- C.253 Florida Man Took Picture of a Cow on a Couch Surrounded by Five Black Horses. Tw*tter Exploded as Men Expressed Their Desire to Replace the Cow
- C.12: Florida Man Worshiped for Being Righteous Scammer
- C.11: Local Cultivator Suspects Florida Man as Scammer, Gets Scammed
- C.10: Florida Man Angers Vegan Neighbor by Growing Plant
- C.9: Florida Man Experiments with Steak, Attracts Vegan Neighbors
- C.8: Florida Man Feeds Dire Wolf to His Cat
- C.7: Florida Man Builds General Store in Forest to Sell Grass
- C.6: Florida Man Scammed While Attempting to Scam Local Cultivator
- C.5: Scammed Victim Benefits from Florida Man’s Fake Medicine
- C.4: Florida Man Defecates in Archeological Site, Covers His Stool with Ancient Mural
- C.3: Florida Man Imposing as Sage Scams Teenager
- C.2: Florida Man Digs Catholes in Archaeological Sites
- C.1: Florida Man Gets Isekaied, Pollutes New World