Gamers Are Fierce-Chapter 788 - 786: Mighty Dragon

Chaichai was stunned for a few seconds, then asked with a dumbfounded expression, "What?"

"You've seen *Ferris Bueller's Day Off*, right?" Li Ang asked. "I want you to wear my skin, impersonate me, go to school, and finish the end-of-term exams."

"Ah?" Chaichai, shocked, floated up and quickly shook her head. "No, no! Didn't you say there are people from the Special Affairs Bureau in the Experimental Middle School? There are also multifunctional surveillance cameras all around the campus. I'm just a Lone Ghost; if I wear the skin, I could easily be detected."

"Don't worry about that," Li Ang said. "I've been observing those surveillance cameras for several days. The skins I make now can perfectly evade the cameras' detection without anything abnormal being discovered."

"But I don't know your social relationships," Chaichai said, her eyes wide. "Other people are fine, considering you don't have many friends anyway. But what about the teachers and Wang Congshan? What if they try to talk to you? You can't just pretend to be mute all day, not speaking or answering when the teacher asks questions, right?"

"Don't worry about that either," Li Ang nodded. "For the next few days, just pretend you're suffering from severe insomnia. Sleep at your desk during and after class. The teachers never used to bother me about it anyway."

"I can do that." Chaichai nodded, slapped her chest, and said, "If a teacher approaches me, I'll just say, 'Is there a problem?' Simple and effective. If a teacher assigns me a task, I'll say, 'Just this?' That shows the work is easy and I'm totally up for it. And if a teacher criticizes me, I'll respond with, 'Are you teaching me how to do things?' It's a humorous and subtle way to express gratitude for the teacher's guidance, easing any awkwardness and maintaining a light, harmonious conversational atmosphere."

Li Ang smacked his lips. "Just handle it as you see fit. As for Wang Congshan... if she talks to you, just brush her off with some excuse about molting season or whatever; she won't dig too deep. If you run into any problems, pray to me. As long as there's no competition, I can contact you remotely from home or just outside school. Be careful not to reveal anything out of the ordinary."

Chaichai hesitated and nodded slowly. "Oh, okay..." she fretted. "But what about the end-of-term exams?"

Though she didn't want to admit it, Chaichai, after being in the real world for so long, was still somewhat semi-illiterate. She had no clue about math formulas. Her English was limited to "How are you?" and "I'm fine, thank you." She didn't even know if the price of a shirt was nine pounds and fifteen pence or fifteen pounds and nine pence. Her knowledge of modern history and political science came entirely from short videos and microblogs. She could come up with a clickbait-style title, sure, but asking her to take an exam was like asking her to just draw turtles on the answer sheet.

Li Ang frowned and thought for a moment. Given his usual persona, turning in a blank exam paper would be quite normal. But this final exam was a joint exam for over a dozen high schools in Yin City, and the school administration took it very seriously. If Li Ang turned in a blank paper, he might lose the privilege of sleeping in class next semester, not to mention being allowed to spin pens, doze off, or eat snacks during class. His homeroom teacher might even make a home visit, which would create a lot of unnecessary trouble.

Chaichai's eyes lit up. "Right," she said, "didn't we give the Brain Worms some carefully selected books to learn modern knowledge from? The Brain Worms have a peculiar brain structure, and their abilities in perception, memory, understanding, analysis, judgment, and imagination all surpass those of ordinary people. Some of the Brain Worms, after studying, have developed into high-level intellectuals on par with researchers—and their loyalty is guaranteed by their collective faith. Why don't you send a Brain Worm over to help me with the exam papers?"

"Hmm, that could work." Li Ang nodded. He smacked his fist into his palm and, with Chaichai, went down to the Pet Breeding Box. There, they found a Brain Worm with the equivalent of a Master of Science degree—Double Blade Turkey.

This Brain Worm, named Double Blade Turkey, was a model of inspiration. It started as a supervisor, monitoring Worker Bugs cultivating Magic Potions. Thanks to its devout faith in Li Ang, it caught Miss Chai's attention, and she selected it to lead the chorus during the Temple of Benevolent Father's hymn services every weekend.

For these heavily brainwashed Brain Worms, being close to Benevolent Father was a matter of immense pride. Double Blade Turkey became even more devout and worked even harder. It completed tasks on time, volunteered for overtime, and was eventually promoted to Fried Chicken Chef and Grand Cola Craftsman, preparing delicious fried chicken sacraments and pouring perfectly chilled, fizzy cola for the other Brain Worms during the weekly worship at the Temple of Benevolent Father. It was even allowed to enter the Alchemy Magic Box to personally clean the Benevolent Father's workshop. 𝒻𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝘯𝘰𝑣ℯ𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝘮

Despite its numerous honors, Double Blade Turkey did not rest on its laurels. It felt extremely privileged to serve Benevolent Father and aspired to become one of the most useful Brain Worms. In its spare time, it self-studied marine chemistry and marine geology, even writing several papers discussing the ocean's role in the global climate system and the ecological changes caused by ocean acidification. This was so it could later assist its brethren in the ocean with transforming the deep sea and expanding the swarm's territory.

Helping Chaichai complete the exam papers should be a breeze for it.

Inside the Pet Breeding Box, Double Blade Turkey, having been granted an audience with both Benevolent Father and Lady Saint, trembled with excitement. Its giant, centipede-like body carved dozens of deep grooves into the ground.

Chaichai cleared her throat and conveyed Benevolent Father's will to Double Blade Turkey. The Brain Worms, due to both innate conditioning and later adjustments, harbored no doubt that Benevolent Father was the supreme being in the world. Even if the orders announced by Lady Saint were peculiar, the Brain Worms wouldn't question them; they would only execute them with unwavering conviction.

Consequently, Double Blade Turkey withdrew from its centipede-like exoskeleton and burrowed into a model of Li Ang's right arm, which had been created in the incubation pool. This arm, after special tuning, had soft skin and looked unremarkable. In battle mode, however, it could send a small car flying with a single punch and even shoot spider silk from its fingertips, allowing one to swing through the city like Spider-Man. Its functions were very comprehensive.

Then, Chaichai, wearing Li Ang's puppet disguise, would have the Brain Worm-inhabited right arm act with its own consciousness, completing the exam papers without any need for her intervention.

Chaichai, thrilled, tried on the puppet disguise in advance, letting Double Blade Turkey control the right arm to sprout a mouth and an eye on the palm, cosplaying Migi from *Parasite*. She also had Double Blade Turkey switch to battle mode. The arm stretched and compressed, firing a Rubber Gatling Gun into the air, cosplaying Luffy from *One Piece*.

Watching Miss Chai play so gleefully, Li Ang, standing beside her, couldn't help but stroke his chin.

Although Chaichai was usually quite silly and lazy, she should be reliable when it came to serious matters... right?