Help! My Male Employees Are Having Babies!-Chapter 156: When Babies Don’t Wait Their Turn

Ed was in his office doing what Ed does—wheeling and dealing, trying to get the upper hand on everyone else in the latest acquisitions and mergers. When his tranquility was pierced by the words "Holy fuck! Don’t move. Ed, get your ass in this kitchen now!"

As he entered the kitchen, he saw Tim hanging on to the kitchen counter with his legs spread wide. All over the floor was water—Tim’s embryonic water.

"Holy crap, they’re coming, and I mean they’re coming fast! I just had one pain that was sharp, then all this water came gushing out of me."

Ed grabbed his phone, hit three buttons, and sent out a massive alert: "Water broke, Tim labor, going to clinic."

Ed walked Tim out to the buggy and eased him into the front seat. There wasn’t a whole lot of grass left—Ed floorboarded it. The new walkway is not so new; it’s got buggy tracks through the wet concrete, and that entrance gate between the two farms is very wide. Ed took out the fence beside it.

Lex, Clark, and Carter arrived at the same time that Ed and Tim did. Emma was right there with the crew, filming the whole event. Zach and Ben came rushing from the construction office.

It just took a second for Lex to cut off Tim’s favorite lounge pants so that he could sit in the new delivery chair. Ed walked around front to make sure that Tim was okay. Tim started crying. Ed leaned in and kissed him.

"I love you and I love our children that you’re about to bring forth," Ed whispered.

Zach and Ben were back watching, staying out of the way of the cameras as Tim’s first child came into the world painlessly.

Ed was shocked when he heard the baby cry and ran around the chair just in time to see his son exit his dad’s vent. Lex clipped off his umbilical cord and tied it, then handed the still dripping wet child to Ed, his father. Ed carried it around front to Tim so that he could see that he had just had the most perfect son there would ever be, next to the brother that was on his way.

The stats on the second child started to fall as he was in the birth canal. This could only mean one thing—the umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck. Both Clark and Lex worked to free the baby from the cord that was slowly strangling it to death. After a few moves, Clark was able to un-loop the cord and free the little boy from almost certain death. When he came out, he came out screaming. Everyone in the room was relieved that Clark had been there. This was one very lucky little boy to have such a fine professional doctor caring for him and his dad.

Lex took a deep breath and rubbed his uncle Tim’s back. "Congratulations, daddy. You have two beautiful little boys. One has blonde hair and one has dark brown hair, so they are not identical but from two separate eggs that were fertilized. This is even more rare—it is quite unheard of that eggs separate, but you dropped two separate eggs and Ed got them both. They’re both hybrids just like you, but only more human."

Tim looked at his flat stomach. "That’s all it is to have a kid? I thought everybody cried and screamed and it felt like your insides were being ripped out of you. I didn’t feel anything, guys. A little funny when the baby slid out—yeah, felt like I was going to the bathroom almost. That is wonderful to have children." 𝒻𝑟ℯℯ𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑛𝘰𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝒸𝑜𝘮

"Yeah, Uncle Tim, tell me that in the morning when you try to sit down on your sore vent, because then it’ll hit you and the realization that you just pushed something big out of your vent the size of a mango melon and you won’t want to repeat the process anytime soon, unless you’re just a pure slut." Jared came up and kissed Tim and congratulated him on the birth of his first two boys with Ed.

Tim reached out and pulled Jared’s face to his. "Ours was born first, and Timothy will always be my first son—you gave him to me. And while I love these babies, no doubt they’re number two and number three, our Timothy will always be our first. And I fully intend to make sure that they know they have an older brother who is watching after them."

The entire birth and process after the birth was captured on film, including the touching moment between Tim and Jared. It would be included on the tour.

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It didn’t take long for word to get out that there had been a special birth on the ranch, and it cemented the bond between the two ranches.

It was a little too much for Carter—he had to take a seat. As he took a deep breath, Tim looked over at him. "Carter, do I need to give this chair to you next?"

"I don’t think so, Tim. I’m just tired. I got excited coming over here, and running is not the best thing to happen to a Genman this late in the game."

Carter stood up and took a couple of steps and grabbed his stomach. "Holy shit, Tim, make way for baby three! It’s going to be coming any second—I just made a holy mess in my pants."

The cameras were still rolling. Emma had forgotten about them during the confusion and excitement.

Clark removed Carter’s ruined pants and wiped him down, then positioned him in the chair. "Ed, get around front, keep him calm. This is a little bit early."

Ed looked at his longtime mate. "You know that you can do this. You’re strong, you’re one hundred percent pure Genman."

Clark and Lex worked like a well-oiled team. Clark wanted baby monitors applied to Carter’s abdomen to monitor the child.

The baby’s heartbeat was strong, but he was almost a month early. Maybe it was reacting to being next to another Genman who was giving birth so closely in the family, or maybe it was just time for Carter to have it. But whatever it was, they would be extra careful. Carter started to cry, apologizing to Ed for ruining the big day with Tim.

Zach wheeled Tim up next to where Carter was sitting in the chair. "Carter Hawthorne, you are not ruining anything. He just wants to come out to play with his brothers, and he wasn’t going to let them have a date all to themselves. He wants to share it too, so that they all have the same birthday."

Carter started to laugh, then he groaned as the baby moved again.

Clark looked up, talking to Carter. "And if you just bear with us, in a couple of minutes he’s going to be here and it’ll be just fine."

"What do you mean a couple of minutes? I’m not even hurting yet! I have read all the Genman books on delivery, and it has to go through a whole process of opening my pelvis and opening my vent, then me pushing, trying to get him out."

"Okay, Carter, you can read all the books you want about him opening your pelvis and your vent having to accommodate and stretch and all the labor pains that are involved, but right now I’m looking at his head crowning—he’s coming out." After a couple more spasms, they were down to the waist, and suddenly Clark realized they were in for a very big surprise. He slapped the child on its butt and it started to cry.

Carter was so happy to hear the baby crying that he started to cry. "Clean him up please and bring them around to me. I want to hold him and let him nurse."

Clark stood up and brought the baby forward and gave it to Carter so he could apply it to his right nipple. "Carter, I don’t want you to be upset, but I’m sorry I’m not going to be able to hand you your little boy. Because your daughter is upset at being called a little boy, not a little girl like she is."

Carter’s mouth opened and he was unable to utter a word. There was total shock upon his face. "My what? Did you say it’s a girl? Ed and I had a baby girl, not a boy?"

"Yes, daddy, you have a daughter. I know they’re very rare, and being this is your first child and it’s a hybrid, even more so. But congratulations—it’s a girl."

Carter was so happy he started crying. He could hardly hold his daughter because he was shaking so hard. But the little girl had no problem finding her nipple and she latched on. Ed Hawthorne had to have a seat before he fell down.

Emma realized that the whole delivery and all was being recorded for all prosperity. She decided to keep that secret until later—she would make a gift out of a special holographic presentation to the new parents.

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Things began to settle down and time started to go by again. Charlie was getting big.

Every day like clockwork, Doug showed up to escort Richie to work and to bring him home safely in the evening.

It was Friday and Richie stopped Doug at the gate. He leaned in and kissed Doug on his lips. "Tomorrow we’re going to have ice cream. You need to be here at 12 o’clock noon for lunch to be followed by ice cream dessert at my Uncle Donnie, Stephen, and Clark’s house. Be on your best behavior because all of my family will be there to look you over. And I mean everybody—even my brother Eli will be there with his smart mouth. But I promised I’d be nice. I won’t kill him in front of everybody."

The kiss was one thing, but the invite set Doug back on his heels. He definitely had to have decent clothing. And he could use a haircut too. He knew just who to talk to—Mr. Zach.

He knew it was late, but he didn’t care. He was on a mission, so he went directly to the main mansion to talk to the boss man.