I, a Mental Patient, Was Chosen to Participate in AnalogHorror-Chapter 458 - 424 I Play the CD Spec

Seeing the Lustful Demon Taoist with a fearless expression, the Squeeze Princess sneered internally, thinking that this made things easy, sparing her the effort.

"My methods... most men simply can’t withstand them~"

The Squeeze Princess walked over to Steel Egg, squatting down in front of him, her breath fragrant as orchids, and just her seductive gaze alone started to overwhelm Steel Egg.

"Hiss~"

The bothered Steel Egg took in a cold breath. This demoness, she actually gave him a chilly feeling?

"Hmph, rest assured, do you think so? Your Overlord Spear, Steel Daoist, isn’t something to be spoken lightly of!"

"Really not something to be spoken lightly of?"

Uh...

Um?

Um?!

Hiss...

Steel Egg flicked his tongue out, signaling that an occasional boast or two was completely within his control.

"Come on! Let me see your vicious juicing technique. But let me tell you, as a member of a righteous sect, I’d rather die than submit to you!"

After speaking, Steel Egg closed his eyes, stiffened his neck, and spread his legs.

He presented himself as though ripe for the taking, ah no, he presented himself as defiant unto death.

"Hehehe~"

With a few lascivious chuckles, the Squeeze Princess sprayed cold chi from her right palm, quickly forming several ice cubes in Steel Egg’s demon-exorcising spirit water bowl.

"I’ve seen many men who claim to be tough, you know, just verbally tough. In actual combat, well, I can only say, ’hehe~’"

Ice cubes?

Steel Egg squinted his eyes and saw the Squeeze Princess holding the ice cubes in her mouth.

Yo?

Unexpectedly, the enemy had used such a signature move right off the bat.

Before Daoist Steel Egg could feel smug, he saw the Squeeze Princess once again spew hot steam from her palm, boiling the spirit water.

Hiss!

Boiling water?

Was it going to scald him bald now?!

"No no no, warm, just make it warm!"

Oh no~

The Squeeze Princess playfully rolled her eyes at Steel Egg.

"Didn’t see it coming, huh? You don’t look like much, but you sure know your stuff~"

"That’s right, I know loads! But this water..."

Who could stand boiling water?

"Hmph, what do you know? My body is too cold, boiling water turns tepid once it reaches my mouth."

Such detail?

What level of contender was this?

Without further hesitation, Steel Egg knocked back the last pill and took out a specially made spray, misting the surroundings continuously.

This set of slick moves also made the Squeeze Princess take a second look at him.

As the saying goes, an expert is known by the moves they make.

Unexpectedly, the opponent had even upped the game with props...

Clearly, both knew they had met their match, and for a moment, there was even a sense of meeting an equal and appreciating one another’s skill.

.....

The hour of Zi had passed.

Bai Yi was even asleep and had woken up again.

At this moment, Bai Yi was standing with hands on her hips, an expression of dissatisfaction on her face.

"Dammit, Dad, were we deceived by that jerk Qi Young Master?"

"I don’t know yet, but so far, we haven’t seen any sign of ghosts entering the Qi residence. And, don’t pick up those vulgar phrases!"

Pausing, Jiang Xiao continued speaking.

"In another hour, if there’s still no movement, we’ll go back and take down Qi Young Master. That’ll settle it."

"Yay! Save the beheading for me to harvest!"

The result was naturally unsurprising; he was doomed to miss out on that so-called "Juicing Princess."

Getting duped and stood up would make anyone furious.

"Let’s go, we’re going back to kill him! Liars deserve to die!"

"Right, liars deserve to die!"

The father and daughter duo jumped down from the big tree two li away from Qi Mansion, faces black as thunder, unable to contain their anger.

Don’t ask why they were so far off; this was the safe distance they’d worked out together after some calculations.

Too close, and there might not be a chance to run away.

Uh?

As they got closer, the two immediately sensed something amiss.

Was there a new, sinister aura in the mansion?

After exchanging a glance, Jiang Xiao managed to suppress the urge to flee.

Although he claimed he only cared about his own life, cursing "when dad’s dead, go back to mom’s family," his pal Steel Egg was, after all, one of the few friends he had; at the very least... he should find out whether the kid was alive or dead, right?

’Thump thump thump~’

He knocked on the gate politely.

"Hello, is anybody there?"

The group, including Young Master Qi, who had been all ears in the firewood room, had been waiting for a signal all this while.

Now, this knocking...

"Young Master, the signal’s here! Is it our time to make a move?"

"This signal’s wrong. It’s coming from outside the front gate, and the tone is eerily similar to that of the twisted man who’s out to slaughter us all today."

"Hmph, what do you know? The very reason Miss Juicer didn’t specify what the signal would be is likely because the signal might not be coming from her!"

Seeing this fellow’s confident tone,

Someone inquired, "Why’s that?"

"Think about it, when Miss Juicer left, she said she was going to deal with the Lustful Demon Taoist. Maybe the Taoist is powerful, and they’re currently locked in a fierce battle, making it impossible for Miss Juicer to send a signal."

"And this precisely means that if someone comes in from outside, it’s our cue to take action, otherwise wouldn’t Miss Juicer find herself in the awkward spot of being besieged from both front and back, left and right?"

Huh?

Young Master Qi raised an eyebrow, not expecting to find such a rare, intellect-driven talent among his subordinates.

"Well argued, no matter what, we can’t let Miss Juicer be left in a plight. We’ve got to hold off the people outside!"

As for fleeing, Young Master Qi had thought about it, but considering he was the slowest, he would definitely be at the tail end if they ran. Therefore, he had no choice but to face the challenge head-on.

...

Inside the room, Steel Egg had already been at a disadvantage for the twelfth time.

Juicing Princess, on the other hand, seemed calm and composed, with a hint of mockery on her face.

"Is that all? I guess you’re only tough-talking, huh?"

Steel Egg’s face reddened, teeth clenched. As a man of iron and steel, how could he admit defeat?

"What do you know! Time might be on my side, but I’ve always prioritized attack speed and cooldown reduction—short CD, strong burst! Of course, if you’re complimenting me on talking tough, everyone knows that my tongue, Steel Egg, is the most nimble one there is."

"Ew~"

Juicing Princess showed a face full of disgust. She had good reason to suspect that this guy simply popped some CD-enhancing drug or something.

With no movement inside, Jiang Xiao didn’t hesitate any longer and kicked in the front door with his foot.

’Bang!’

The door fell with a loud crash.

Revealing the father and daughter duo outside.

"Wahahaha, you bunch of evil wretches! It’s you that have driven me to a massacre!"

"Daddy! It’s just too terrifying! Quick, wipe them out, or I won’t feel at ease!"

Young Master Qi and his entourage, who had just reached the front gate, were stunned.

The two groups faced each other awkwardly.

Reacting first, Jiang Xiao and Bai Yi immediately took two or three steps back in alarm and exclaimed,

"Just as I feared! These vile villains were let out from the firewood room. Steel Egg and Chang An... they’re in danger!"

"Daddy..." Bai Yi swallowed, then said in a panic, "Shall we, shall we run first?"

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