I Am Overpowered And A Comedian In Another World-Chapter 88: What Doesn’t Kill You… Still Hurts Like Hell
Chapter 88: What Doesn’t Kill You... Still Hurts Like Hell
Racis won.
Yes. He cut down Malthus’ hand.
But his bad luck followed him like a revengeful snake of a bollywood movie to this world Moral as well.
Because he wasn’t the only winner.
Malthus had won too.
He managed to made Racis unconscious just before he lost his hand.
THUD!
With a dull thud, Racis fell on the ground with Malthus’ severed right hand still on his neck.
Malthus wasted no time and regenerated a brand new arm right away and also, he knew Racis would wake up any moment now because he wasn’t a normal human. He was a God Of War.
So, after healing his hand, he sat on his knee and held both hands of Racis like a prince charming of the rabies dogs’ community.
He held both of Racis’ wrists and in the ghastly silence of the battlefield and the common people of Moral, Malthus did it.
PLUCK!
In one simple brute motion, he ripped both hands of Racis from his shoulders.
GASPED!
The people gasped.
"Yeahhh!"
Malthus’ soldiers rejoiced.
The red man grinned like a clown who kidnaps kids and threw Racis’ hands away.
And after one second, his whole body glowed in a vibrant golden light as he closed his eyes to revel in the feeling of victory and new found power.
Malthus had revealed it himself that whoever hands he rips, he gets all their skills.
Sexis lost his Skills this way, and what happened with Racis, well, Racis will tell that himself. I don’t get paid enough to do the narration.
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"Hahh!"
I am panting.
My heart threatened to beat itself to death. frёeωebɳovel.com
My chest feels heavy.
Did I grow boobs somehow?
Wait... Malthus.
I had cut his hand.
What happened to that?
I can see the sky.
It’s just above me.
Did I fall on the ground?
Angh. Yes. I went unconscious. That bastard managed to put me down.
But how long was I down?
Did I win?
And why the hell is my throat still feeling pain like I gave a deep throat to someone? Did Malthus have his way with my mouth when I was down? And how do I know about the pain the throat feels after a deep throat? Well... I heard a pron star explaining it in an interview.
But could Malthus really use my mouth like that?
... Nah, he doesn’t get hard anyway. He is numb there.
So what is the problem?
I raised my head a little, looking at my throat.
And when I saw the deal, I sighed.
Malthus’ hand was still stuck around my throat.
His fist didn’t let my neck go even after I severed the entire hand. Thank god, he wasn’t masturbating when I cut his hand otherwise, poor guy could have never stopped.
Anyway, I enjoy speaking so I decided to remove his hand from my neck.
I raised my hand.
Hmm?
I raised my hand.
Why isn’t it happening?
I raised my hand!
Hello? The Almighty? I raised my hand. Make the story go forward now.
I tried to raise my hand again.
But... something isn’t right.
Something is... amiss.
I landed my gaze at Malthus and he seemed different now.
His horns now carried a tint of golden shade.
Don’t tell me..
Please.
I will just accept that Malthus dyed his horns from the salon while I was unconscious, just don’t make the worse come true.
I stared at Malthus’ wide grin and it gave all the bad feelings I could get. It was the same grin that my elementary school teacher gave me when he asked me to stay in the classroom for extra classes. It was a pain in the ass, I tell you.
I wanted to ask Malthus why he was smiling but I couldn’t because of his ex-hand on my throat.
But Malthus figured out the question in my gaze as he said :
"Why are you not getting up, human king? Need a hand?"
My heart sank.
I smacked the back of my head on the ground.
First of all, Malthus used my type of joke on me and second of all...
I looked at my shoulders and when I saw them...
I didn’t have my hands anymore!
And now it was clear why his horns had a golden tint on them.
He got hold of my mega skill—God Of War.
And since I don’t have my Skills anymore, my body suddenly became heavy. I felt like I drank gray water by mistake not knowing that it was Cement.
As if this heaviness wasn’t enough, something else happened in a robotic voice..
[ You have no Skills anymore. ]
[ You are a normal human now. ]
[ Because of that, the God Of War Skill that you used, you will face backlash from it. Normal human bodies aren’t supposed to carry that much power and you had it for whole twenty minutes, so you will suffer so much pain that even having sex will feel tiring to you. ]
’Wha— Wait. Don’t just drop a death sentence on me. And if I lost all of my skills, then how do I still have you?’
[ Yes. It’s true that you don’t deserve me in this pitiful state of yours, wait, you didn’t deserve me even when you were the hero king. Anyway, since I don’t have hands or legs, I can’t run away so I am still stuck with you. And having a System isn’t a Skill. So Malthus couldn’t take me away from you. It’s regrettable. ]
’... Did you just disrespected me? Like a lot?’
[ Yes. ]
’Why!?’
[ Because I can hear your every thought, you sick fuck! Your internal monologue, your experiences from Earth, I can hear everything. Your elementary school teacher grinning at you when you were alone, you being a cameraman of an Only Fans girl, I heard them all! ]
’I see. And my teacher really gave me extra classes. If you thought of something lewd hearing that, get some help.’
[ Motherfuc—Anyway, are you ready? ]
’For what? A handjob? Sure.’
[ ...No. For Pain. ]
’Shit. Can you do something to make sure I don’t feel pa—’
[ Backlash kicking in... 5 ]
’Where is the Supreme Man? Put him on the call.’
[ ... 4 ]
’No. Stop counting. And if you wanted to give pain then you should have given it without telling me instead of counting like a time bomb!’
[ ... 3 ]
Shit.
[ ... 2 ]
The system won’t listen.
I gritted my teeth and...
[ 1! ]
It happened.
And it started off with...
CRACKKK!!
My spine bending in an U shape.
... In an upside down U shape, I mean.
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