I Became a Scoundrel of a Chaebol Family-Chapter 416
Whoooosh~!
Moments later, the tiny speck in the sky rapidly approached, growing larger, and then hovered above the empty AV pad before slowly descending.
“...Why the hell is that bitch here?”
Go Minji’s face twisted with pure irritation.
The two of them were sworn enemies. Even going up to their mothers, they were enemies. You could call it a traditional grudge.
“Did you call her?”
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“Then why is she here?”
“How would I know?”
I was about to go over and greet her, but Go Minji grabbed my sleeve and shook her head.
She had that mischievous, ominous grin of hers. And of course, she started saying weird shit.
“Hey, when she gets off, let’s just leave without her.”
She giggled, eyes gleaming like she’d found something hilarious.
What a dangerous idea...
Sure, Go Minji might not give a damn since they hate each other, but if I did that, it could seriously mess with the relationship I’ve worked so hard to build!
“Come on, I’ve got a guest at my house. Besides, it’s Hayan noona. I’m sure she’s got a reason for coming.”
“Ah, you naive idiot. What reason? She’s only here to devour you, obviously??”
“Like you?”
“I’m getting the service I rightfully deserve, dumbass.”
“Yeah, keep talking.”
I brushed her off and walked toward Go Hayan’s AV.
Despite complaining the whole time, Go Minji trailed along right behind me.
Chiiik.
The door opened, and about ten secretaries quickly filed out, lining up neatly on either side.
Anyone watching would think it was some state visit.
Finally, Go Hayan stepped down the short staircase, carrying herself with such grace and authority that it felt like witnessing a queen’s entrance.
“Surprised I came without notice? We’re nearby, so I thought it’d be better to go together—”
“Ugh~ Your pussy reeks. Did you masturbate on the way? Go wash up.”
...
Go Hayan froze mid-step.
She looked back and forth between me and Go Minji, who’d just spouted that filth.
“...I figured as much. A bitch in heat always senses these things fast.”
“What did you say?”
“Muyeol, be careful. Our dear Minji is impulsive, hot-headed, tactless, has no sense of shame, and is selfish as hell. Hang around her too much and your brain turns to mush.”
Wow.
She knows her so well.
“Cut the crap.”
“Welcome. I was surprised, but sure, it’s nice to ride up together.”
I greeted her properly, but Go Minji elbowed me hard in the ribs.
It hurt, damn it.
“...Why’re you hitting me?”
“Why didn’t you deny it, asshole?”
“Deny what?”
“That I’m impulsive, hot-headed, tactless, shameless, selfish, all that shit?”
“...”
Well, I can’t deny any of that...
“Oh, and one more thing. You forgot the most important part—her mental age is basically that of an elementary schooler.”
Go Hayan approached, grinning wickedly.
As expected from cousins—they knew each other perfectly.
Go Minji pinched her nose.
“Hey, shut that pussy-mouth of yours. If it’s flapping so much the whole area smells like that.”
“Let’s also add ‘too vulgar to repeat in public’ to the list. That alone is reason enough to stay away, right?”
I completely agreed that Go Minji was impulsive, hot-headed, tactless, shameless, selfish, childish, and vulgar.
But I couldn’t stay away.
She tastes too good.
“Stay away? Please. Muyeol’s totally obsessed with me~. Unlike someone else.”
“Probably because you spread your legs so easily. Even a low-tier bitch like you’s worth it for a guy.”
“Say what?”
“Even women with no value get eaten if they spread their legs. But that doesn’t guarantee you’re worth anything.”
“Wow~ And this bitch, talking like that in front of a guy, calls me vulgar? Isn’t that hilarious?”
Go Minji just shrugged, not answering, but it must’ve hit a nerve because Go Hayan glanced at me briefly, clearing her throat.
“Alright, you two, enough fighting. Since we’re all here, let’s just ride up together.”
“...I’m not thrilled about it, but fine.”
“What’s there to be fine about? You can just leave.”
“Or you and Muyeol can both leave and I’ll go alone?”
“Other way around, idiot. You leave, Muyeol and I ride together.”
“Let’s all go together. Wouldn’t that look better for the adults, too?”
I mediated the fight as best I could, casually placing my hands on both their backs.
It naturally turned into me having beauties on either side, but neither looked thrilled—both scowled at the situation.
“Asshole. Pick one, be fair.”
“Leaving Minji behind sounds good to me.”
God, would they stop fighting...
“Then should we all go separately?”
“...”
“...”
Silence.
Guess they didn’t like that option either.
After all that bickering, we finally decided to ride together.
But now the fight shifted to whose AV we’d take.
“Just ride mine.”
“Yours is a total piece of shit. We’ll throw our backs out.”
“Come on, don’t be ridiculous.”
“Muyeol’s AV is too cramped for the three of us. Let’s ride mine.”
“Mine’s a top-class entry too... you bought it for me, remember?”
“...Th-that’s... anyway.”
She didn’t really have a reason.
She just wanted me in her AV.
After bickering endlessly over pointless crap, we finally settled it with humanity’s fairest (supposedly) game—rock-paper-scissors.
“Paper!”
Go Hayan won.
Both Go Minji and I threw paper, Go Hayan alone threw scissors.
“Heh. Guess that settles it.”
“Yeah. Muyeol and I threw the same, so we should ride mine.”
“...What?”
“Why?”
“You seriously think that logic holds up? You brain-dead moron?”
Christ.
The arguing never ends.
“Let’s just ride mine.”
“...”
“...”
Neither backed down.
Honestly... I’m not sure Go Hayan’s mental age is that much higher either...
Maybe it’s just me corrupting them?
“Uh... M-Master...”
That’s when it happened.
Seunghee approached, face full of dread like she’d rather be anywhere else, bringing some shocking news.
“M-Miss Go Seonyul is arriving soon....”
“Huh??”
““What?””
Go Minji and Go Hayan, mid-fight, both stared at Seunghee. I was stunned too.
What?
Go Minji and Go Hayan were already a headache—and now Go Seonyul is coming?
No, seriously, why?
She’s based in Jeju Island... well, technically she gave me Jeju, but still, she’s supposed to be in the provinces.
Why come to Incheon of all places?
Jesus fucking Christ.
“...Why the hell is she coming here...?”
Go Minji tilted her head, then turned to me with a dumbfounded smirk.
“Wow. Didn’t see this coming. Already?”
“...I kinda expected it when she said she was going to Jeju for a trip.”
Their glares pierced through me.
Ahem.
We haven’t even arrived in Pyongyang yet, but the pressure already feels overwhelming...
We haven’t even left.
Whoooosh~!
Soon enough, the same scene played out.
An AV, just a speck in the distance, rapidly approached, hovered over the empty pad, and slowly descended.
To me, it felt like a massive enemy army approaching.
It’s not that I dislike Go Seonyul—but the thought of Go Minji, Go Hayan, and Go Seonyul all meeting at my place? That’s the real nightmare.
Chiiik.
The door opened, the stairs touched down, and Go Seonyul popped right out.
“Hey Muyeol~! Surprised I came, right? I figured since we’re all going up there anyway, it’d be fun to ride together! But I wanted to surprise you, and if I came too late and you’d already left, that’d # Nоvеlight # be a disaster, so I woke up super early and rushed here! Luckily you haven’t left yet—”
Wearing a breezy, summer-appropriate outfit, arms stretched high in the air like a cheer, exposing her armpits entirely—a shockingly bold look, considering the first time we met, she wouldn’t even talk to me face-to-face, only over the phone.
All that’s probably because of me.
She’s pushing herself, wanting to have more fun with me.
But the problem is...
“Hey. Shouldn’t you at least check who’s already here before jumping out?”
“Guess she was so desperate to see Muyeol she forgot. Hoping for a private date? Sorry to crush your expectations.”
Yeah.
Go Minji and Go Hayan are here too.
Before the AV door opened, they both hid behind me, then peeked out one by one as Go Seonyul appeared all cheerful.
“Huh...? Uh...uh...?”
Her confident expression froze, arms slowly lowering.
Her eyes darted anxiously, hand slipping toward her phone—
“You’re here, noona? As you can see, everyone kinda ended up here by accident.”
I spoke first, before she could retreat.
Old habits die hard.
“Uh? Oh...yeah...huh... what...? W-Weird...ha, haha...why is everyone here...?”
“Muyeol and I are inseparable, obviously. But then this smelly, fish-market pussy cat barged in. And now you.”
“Was rescuing Muyeol from trashy Minji’s desperate clinging. Did you come to cling too?”
“More like the other way around, bitch.”
“...”
Ah.
This... isn’t going to be easy.
We haven’t even left yet.
