I Became an Evolving Lizard in a Martial Arts Novel-Chapter 0
**Title: The Tyrannosaurus is a Loser of the Era Defeated by the Spinosaurus**
**Author: RaptorChicken (201.72)**
*(A picture of a Spinosaurus stepping on the neck of a Tyrannosaurus and roaring)*
I couldn’t believe what I had just come across.
Barely managing to calm my racing heart, I checked the comments.
**DinosaurEggPouch**: Take that back.
**WhySoSerious**: Take. It. Back.
**DinosaurEggPouch**: Are you joking right now?!
**ThumbsUpBangBang**: No way T-rex would lose like that, dude.
**Oooh(165.90)**: Didn’t you see Jomsoon?
**Oooh(171.191)**: Jomsoon is not a T-rex, but a Tarbosaurus.
**SoElA**: It’s not Jomsoon, it’s Jom-bakki (Spotty).
At least the world hasn’t completely fallen apart.
Anyone with common sense would know that you can’t compare something like a Spinosaurus to a T-rex.
That post was just low-level trolling.
Reacting to it would only play into their hands. The best option was to ignore it. Hoping others would see this too, I left a comment.
**Wairanosaurus**: Let’s ignore the bait. T-rex could smash it easily.
Now no one else would give that person any attention.
They wouldn’t achieve their original goal.
I had won.
**RaptorChicken(201.72)**: *(Emoticon of a Spinosaurus stomping on a T-rex’s neck)*
**RaptorChicken(201.72)**: T-rex got smashed? (Smashed to bits, more like)
This guy...
**Wairanosaurus**: Busted eating fish down by the river, IP tracked.
**RaptorChicken(201.72)**: T-rex could just eat fish and still dominate, lol.
**Wairanosaurus**: How could a dinosaur live off fish, lol?
**RaptorChicken(201.72)**: How could its rival be a Triceratops, lol?
**Wairanosaurus**: Triceratops is just a snack, dude.
**RaptorChicken(201.72)**: *(Fossil emoticon of both dinosaurs dead together)*
**RaptorChicken(201.72)**: Your T-rex got wrecked by a Triceratops, lol.
I have to crush this guy.
Using all the knowledge I had and scouring the Ba-da Wiki for more, I crafted the perfect response to obliterate his argument.
A fact-based hypothesis. Calculations of body length and weight. Habitat and behavior comparisons. I perfectly calculated the T-rex’s chances of victory.
Just as I added some final touches and posted it...
**[This post has been deleted.]**
The post was gone.
It looked like the troll had fled, unable to withstand the bombardment of comments from brave, justice-seeking citizens like myself.
Though I felt slightly dissatisfied, I was sure that guy knew his mistake.
**Title: Another T-rex Fanboy Ran Away Without a Final Retort, Right?**
**Author: RaptorChicken (201.72)**
No?
Try writing a long comment again~
But you can just delete it before I see it~
Hahaha, what can you even do
if I delete the post, you pathetic loser hahaha
*Crack.*
I stretched my fingers.
And just as I was about to fire off a furious 5,700-character response, I realized...
I had fallen into his trap.
Getting angry here would only make me a fool.
He’d delete the post before I could even finish commenting.
I cooled my mind.
And then I wrote one simple post.
**Title: What can I do?**
**Author: Wairanosaurus**
Watch closely and see what I can do.
This was something I had sworn never to use.
R𝑒ad lat𝒆st chapt𝒆rs at free𝑤ebnovel.com Only.
A tradition passed down since the Middle Ages.
An erotic woodblock print of a massive wagon and an even larger dragon engaged in a forbidden love.
A magnificent train.
And even more magnificent dinosaurs.
These masterpieces were born from that combination.
I unleashed my forbidden knowledge collection on the gallery.
**Tag:** dinosaur
**Tag:** dragon
**Tag:** train
**Tag:** car
**Tag:** unusual teeth
**Tag:** tail job
**Tag:** giant
And that very day, the gallery was shut down.
*Whew.*
I felt relieved.
Some innocents might have been caught up in the mess, but justice had been served.
I felt so relieved, my nose started bleeding.
Well, I guess I hadn’t slept in a while.
I probably should...
The world started spinning in two.
My head grew dizzy. My stomach churned, and sweat poured from my body.
...Was this karma?
Was it because I posted a few pictures of a Spinosaurus in a maid outfit on the internet?
*Thud.*
I collapsed.
I had a feeling I wouldn’t be able to get back up.
I clawed at the ground, trying to drag myself forward.
I couldn’t die like this.
There were still things I needed to do.
I reached out.
But my hand grasped nothing.
My hand fell limply.
No.
I couldn’t die here.
Oh, God.
This poor lamb prays to you.
I won’t ask you to save my life.
Just please, grant me the strength to delete the Spinosaurus maid outfit and the Therizinosaurus school swimsuit images from my hard drive.
With that, I closed my eyes.
And when I opened them again—
**【Green Gecko LV1】**
I had become a gecko lizard.
