I! Cleaner!-Chapter 1180: i want you
Underworld Branch?
Glancing at the eerily toned brochure on the table, then at Leon's sunny but ten times spookier smile than the brochure, the terrified Kings of the Kingdom had no choice but to reach out and pick up the black-and-green mingled pamphlet on the table.
"Welcome to the Realm of the Dead"
"Hiss..."
Looking at the cover featuring a woman dressed in a professional suit, with a slender waist and long legs, a charming—dead woman—not only did the Kings of the Kingdom shudder, even the Queens of the Gossip Table couldn't help but gasp.
Nothing else, despite the cover woman's impeccable beauty and figure, her radiant smile akin to sunshine, her bloodthirsty apertures and ghostly pale skin truly made one's heart recoil in horror.
"This is Ms. Lisana, receptionist number 9527 at the Underworld Branch, who has won the 'Monthly Brightest Smile' award three times consecutively. She's a service model in the reception sequence, hence she's featured on the cover of the promotional brochure."
Casually introduced the cover girl on the brochure, Leon cheerfully urged:
"The cover is actually not much to look at; the main point is in the content at the back... and, I actually participated in the editorial work of this brochure too. Looking forward to your heartfelt reviews after reading."
"..."
Under Leon's enthusiastic smile and the pitying gaze of two directors knowing the content, the assembly of Kings took turns flipping open the brochure, glancing at the illustrated text-filled interior.
[Underworld Branch of the Cleaner Bureau — Pioneer of Post-Mortem Reincarnation]
[Branch Introduction] 𝗳𝗿𝐞𝕖𝘄𝗲𝕓𝗻𝚘𝚟𝕖𝐥.𝚌𝕠𝕞
The Underworld Branch of the Cleaner Bureau, established in the year 978 of the Venue Calendar, was born in the New Realm of the Dead, the first comprehensive soul service department in the current world and the surrounding thirteen planes to achieve full-cycle management post-mortem, holding indisputable industry-leading status.
Relying on the Punishment Center and the Fully Automated Eighteen Layers of Punishment System, we built a complete post-death penalty service, adhering to the core value of "smiling in the nine springs, dying a hard death," processing over 123,000 daily business transactions, with promising performance growth and a bright future.
[Mission and Vision]
◆ Constructing a novel ecological order of reincarnation of good and evil
◆ Building a harmonious life and death development community
[Core Business]
◆ Comprehensive soul lifecycle management (containment-judgment-torture [strike-through] purification-reincarnation)[pic]
◆ Manual analysis summary of good and evil cause and consequence allocation (visual inspection of merits and review of sins)[pic]
◆ Customized Hell experience services (18 featured packages like tongue extraction/mountain of knives/oily pot)[pic]
◆ High-end reincarnation channel operations (VIP bliss express/merit points exchange) (to be opened)
◆ Merit longevity and post-mortem real estate sales (making your home after death warmer than when alive)[pic]
[Employee Benefits]
◆ Posthumous housing… pre-purchase…
◆ Kinship dream visits… merit achievement family visits…
◆ Flexible work system… resign anytime…
[Social Responsibility]
◆ Regularly hold public welfare lectures…
◆ Fund contemporary world "accumulating merit and charity" educational projects…
◆ Establish the first cause and consequence research institute…
[Customer Testimonials]
◆ Scorpio Branch cleaner Mr. X visiting in his dream… A day tour of the Underworld taught me to revere life!
◆ Mrs. Y, whose husband died in August… The dream link feature reunited us, if only we could XX in dreams!
◆ Miss Z, whose father passed in early September… Paper burning in the cloud is so convenient! Hoping the Life and Death Exchange business opens soon!
◆ Mr. W, thrown into the oil pot hell for crimes against humanity… Ah! Ah! Ah ah ah!!!… Such material energy? Increase the temperature!
[Recruitment]
◆ Urgent job vacancies...
◆ Interview notes...
Join us!
(Fire) Points to you (Fire)
...
Who the hell wants to join you!!!
Feeling the scalp crawl after reading the detailed illustration of the eighteen layers of hell and the customer cases, staring at the last page of the brochure where the Food God is posing 'I want you' among the blazing mountains and fiery seas, smilingly pointing his finger at himself, the Kings of The Twelve Kingdoms felt chills down their spines.
Though this brochure contained a vast array of nonsensical peculiar content, removing those chaotic parts, the remainder was something they could understand... especially the part about the eighteen layers of hell in [Core Business] and [Customer Testimonials]!
Do they have to be this ruthless?!!!
Shivering, they closed the eerily toned pamphlet, hurriedly blocking Leon's smiling face, recalling what they just saw in the brochure, those eighteen-layer hell illustrations actually more intricate than the photographs, the angry King of Thunderstorm Country suddenly slammed the table, roaring:
"You're messing around!"
"What?"
Leon looked back in confusion, watching Thunderstorm King's right hand tremble on the table, somewhat puzzled, asked:
"Is there something you'd like to address?"
I'm telling you, you're messing around!
Summoning all the strength, striving to open his mouth, roaring again, seeing Leon still wearing a perplexed look, the Thunderstorm King finally realized something.
Without knowing when, the muscles on his entire face had gone completely stiff, neither the previous loud roars uttered any sound, nor could he open his mouth fully, just barely stretched into a slit less than a finger-width.
The two angry rebukes existed merely in his imagination; what he actually bellowed were two guttural murmurings without meaning, like a young beast breaking down, crying when trapped by a hungry wolf.
"I... I meant to say..."
Forcefully kneading his cheek muscles to restore some speech ability, the Thunderstorm King rasped hoarsely like he had roared all night:
"This... This is too crazy! After death... After death, it should be the end, no... it can't be like... like this."
"Why not?"
Interrupting Thunderstorm King once more, Leon gazed into his eyes, gently replied:
"Some people, even if dead, the evil consequences he creates continue indefinitely.
Some people, even if dead, those who suffer because of him still endure his created torment.
Some people are dead, yet... why do they get to die with ease?"
"?!!!"
After eyeing Thunderstorm King's dark purple swirling soul, Leon withdrew the smile on his face, reopened the promotional booklet in before, calmly began:
"Just as mentioned earlier, I believe all of you want the best for your countries, but are slightly lacking in ability and some people are actively holding you back, hence the current reality. Now the Underworld Branch comes with a good solution, perfectly helping resolve this issue.
This brochure I've printed many, take a few home while returning, let those holding you back take a look. I believe the situation will drastically improve... should it not improve, feel free to come to me!"
