I Contracted All Ancient Divine Artifacts-Chapter 419 - 318: Li Lingzhen’s Adventures

"Lady Witch, how... did you rest?"

"Not well." An impatient voice answered from the room, and after a while, its owner continued, "Communicating with the Witch God is hard enough, not to mention recording the descending Divine Will."

"I still need to rest for a few more days."

Outside the door, upon hearing the Witch’s response, the Wizard Elder showed no sign of dissatisfaction and instead bowed respectfully.

"Lady Witch is wise! However, Lady Witch, I have recently been practicing the Divine Will ’Bedroom Skill’ and have gained quite an insight into its techniques. If Lady Witch is willing, I would like to..."

"Get lost!"

The voice from the room was several degrees louder.

The Wizard Elder quickly bowed again, lowered his head, and retreated.

Inside the room.

"I’m furious; he actually wants to practice the Bedroom Skill with me? This old geezer has quite the imagination!"

"Yet, I merely stitched together a rough outline from a Forbidden Book, and they actually managed to practice it?"

Indeed, the venerated Lady Witch of the Wizard Lineage had entered this Fruit World as Li Lingzhen.

Rather than calling her Witch, it’s more fitting to call her ’Filthy Witch.’

Once she could no longer hear any noise outside, Li Lingzhen patting her majestic chest, calmed herself.

"These old wizards seem obsessed with the Witch God and want me to complete the divine communication. This time I’ve dodged the issue, but soon they’ll come pestering me again."

"It’s not really sustainable to keep doing this. Ah, I wonder where Youwei and Ah Zhan got assigned."

"If all else fails, I’ll have to toughen up and face it!"

"It’s merely writing forbidden books, Li Lingzhen, you can do it!"

With that thought, Li Lingzhen clenched her little fists and cheered herself on.

...

"How was it? How was it?"

"What did Lady Witch say? Did she agree?"

The Wizard Elder, who had just sought permission at Li Lingzhen’s door, was surrounded by several other Wizard Elders, eager to ask.

"Alas." He shook his head regretfully, "Lady Witch rejected my request to co-practice the Bedroom Skill."

Hearing his words, the other Wizard Elders all looked despondent, shaking their heads incessantly.

"Still, I noticed Lady Witch spoke with more vigor than a few days ago when she was weak. She should soon be able to conduct the second divine invocation ritual."

"Seriously?!"

"Absolutely."

Upon confirmation, the Wizard Elders all became excited.

Compared to a few days ago, their overall spirits seemed like they were different people.

Previously appearing elderly and frail, like walking corpses, now, although their skin remained wrinkled and dry, there was notable visible improvement in their complexion.

It was all thanks to the Bedroom Skill.

Say what you want about the Divine Will from the Witch God, it undeniably came from the hand of the Witch God. Those unimaginably intricate movements and postures were mentally stimulating for these centuries-old wizards.

They had lived their lives never imagining such refined techniques existed.

Yet, their understanding of the Divine Will wasn’t straightforward.

The main difficulties lied in two points.

First, the diagram in this Divine Will had to be completed jointly by two or more people.

The Wizard Elders glanced at each other and instinctively rejected the idea of practicing it together with these old cronies.

Hence, they turned their gaze to other wizards of the Wizard Lineage.

However, each wizard consumes Life Energy to enhance cultivation, and the higher the cultivation, the more Life Energy consumed.

The more Life Energy consumed, the more skeletal he/she appeared, like a living skeleton.

To depict such a scene:

Your upper jaw gnawing at my lower jaw.

My hands gently caressing your 2nd-6th ribs.

Our iliac bones bumping against each other, emitting the dull sound of bone collision.

I gently lift your toe bones, kissing along your metatarsal, tarsal, fibula, tibia... forget it.

Even with the Wizard Elder’s resilient mentality, they ultimately gave up and admitted defeat.

However, as they say, as long as the thoughts don’t slide downhill, there are always more solutions than difficulties.

After several attempts, they finally found a solution to this problem.

This solution originated from a conversation between several wizards.

"I say, don’t be so rigid about gender." One wizard remarked.

"Since gender isn’t rigid, isn’t it okay not to be rigid about species as well?" Another wizard followed up with an open mind.

"If species isn’t rigid, does it matter if it has life or not either?"

The wizards glanced at each other.

Thus, a new world opened to them!

With the advancement of this ideology, there were wizards targeting pigs, cattle, and sheep—animals commonly used in rituals—all suffering for it.

When pigs, cattle, and sheep became scarce, their attention turned to the lush forests, beginning to target the trees.

When aggressive tree-targeting became widespread, trees too ran out, leading the most extreme group to target the earth itself.

It’s hard to imagine what kind of future the Divine Will recorded by Witch Li Lingzhen brought to the Wizard Lineage.

Now onto the second difficulty.

The second difficulty was that this Divine Will seemed to only illustrate movements, without mentioning anything related to cultivation.

It was simply a collection of movements.

This was even harder to solve than the first point.

If there are only movements without cultivation, what meaning does the Divine Will hold?

Just as everyone was at a loss, the most extreme group targeting the earth spoke up.

They said that while targeting the earth, they felt weak pulses of life energy, which seemed to be channeled into their bodies through this act!

Power of Life, transferred into the body!

Wasn’t this what the Wizard Lineage had long been searching for, a solution to cultivation consuming life?

Thus, through gradual exploration, these wizards finally figured out how the Power of Life was introduced into their bodies through a ten-centimeter conduit.

Optimized this way, their cultivation became smooth and untroubled!

No matter if they targeted pigs, trees, or the earth, they could all extract Life Energy.

As this Life Energy fed back into their bodies, their conditions began to improve.

Initially a group characterized by extreme lifelessness, after dozens or hundreds of such sessions, began showing signs of rejuvenation!

Until this moment, not a single wizard doubted the authenticity of Li Lingzhen’s recorded Divine Will.

They sincerely addressed her as "Lady Witch."

Li Lingzhen’s standing within the Witch Race reached new heights.