I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse-Chapter 1816 - 1817: Old Enemy? You’re Not Worthy

You chuckled and said, "You don’t need to flatter me here; don’t you know my personality by now?"

"Yes, yes." Only then did the two retract their necks; they’ve experienced your methods before. Your severity can’t be described with mere words like ferocity. Although you’ve been at the Zhen Mansion for only a short time, you’ve already left an indelible impression on them.

"After I left, has anyone strange come to the Zhen Mansion?"

"Strange people?" The guard on the left tilted his head in thought.

The guard on the right thought for a moment, then suddenly said, "Yes!"

"Oh?" Your eyebrows lifted. You were just asking casually, not expecting there to actually be someone, so you continued, "Was it a man or a woman? What did they look like? Do you know their name?"

"There were three people: a man with a red face, one with a full black beard, and one who looked like a refined scholar."

"A scholar? Black beard, red face... red face?" Your eyes suddenly widened, those previously calm pupils suddenly bursting with an intense sharp light. "Was the leader’s surname Liu?"

"Yes, yes!" The guard on the right nodded, "I remember a general accompanied them, seemed quite high-ranking, I heard he’s some big official from north of Jizhou."

As the guard spoke, your hand slowly rested on the giant stone lion in front of the Zhen family gate. At that moment, there was a loud crash — "Bang!" — and you crushed the stone lion’s entire head with a single hand!

"Old Shu, they seemed to have come again this morning; I haven’t seen them leave, so they might still be inside." The guard on the left’s face changed greatly upon seeing this, quickly speaking up.

At this moment, a slight smile slowly appeared on your face. However, in the eyes of those two guards, this smile only made their legs weak; they clearly remembered how many guards suffered when you showed a similar smile before!

You strode in with your smile unabated.

When you reached the outside of the main hall door, you found it tightly closed, with a man’s scolding voice coming from inside: "Old Lady, you had better not refuse a toast only to drink a forfeit! My brother here is a member of the royal family; in terms of seniority, he’s the current Emperor’s cousin!"

"Lord Gongsun, though I am of humble status, a promise made cannot be taken back. Both my daughters are already engaged, but if this Liu Gongzi fancies my other maids, he can freely choose." Old Lady Zhang’s voice was still unyielding, seemingly unfazed by any evil force.

"Hmph! I’m curious to see who would dare to compete with my brother for women!" A loud voice exploded from inside the room, making your ears ring even from outside.

"Who is the spineless wretch talking about me!" You kicked open the main hall’s door with such force that the two doors collapsed outward.

Your entrance immediately attracted the attention of everyone inside the room. Ignoring their sharp glares, you scanned the surroundings to find five people, with Old Lady Zhang seated high on a chair. In the central hall stood a rather handsome man, about thirty, the prime of a man’s life!

Seated below Zhang was a man dressed as a scholar, whose appearance, well, not to boast, but you thought of yourself as far more handsome, demonstrating that this man’s looks did not live up to his audience, especially his earlobes.

Upon seeing him, you immediately pointed at the scholar’s ear and burst into laughter, "Hahaha— He, hahahaha! Liu Giant Ear, oh Liu Giant Ear, I never thought your damn earlobes would be so exaggerated, almost comparable to the Tathagata Buddha! Hahaha, ouch — I can’t stand it, I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts!"

Your exaggerated display drew anger from the three men in the room, and the scholar you mocked turned pale and sprang up, pointing at you, "You... you..."

Seeing the scholar standing up and pointing at you, you also stopped laughing and said to him, "That’s right, just like you, I’m a transmigrator. Hmph, hmph-hmph, interesting! Interesting! Liu Bei, fooling those two idiots wasn’t enough, and now you’ve got designs on my women after eating dog feces and pig shit!"

Actually, upon learning the three Liu brothers had arrived at the Zhen Mansion, you had a rough guess but weren’t sure who. Liu Bei’s expression had already told you he was the transmigrator.

Apart from that possibility, you couldn’t imagine why the three Liu brothers would come with Gongsun Zan to the Zhen family. No doubt, this Liu Bei was a shut-in in modern times, having read too many transmigration novels, thinking he’d instantly woo beauties.

"Your foul mouth is truly vile, let’s see Grandpa Zhang’s might!"

The black-faced man roared, bringing a strong gust of wind as he charged at you!

"Bang!"

Your body trembled fiercely, and a trickle of blood slowly flowed from the corner of your mouth.

"You..."

The black-faced man hadn’t expected you to stand there and take the hit directly without dodging, enduring his fierce punch!

"Hmph, Zhang Fei is nothing special!" Your eyes suddenly shot out a vicious glare, and the red-faced man standing behind Liu Bei shouted urgently, "Third brother, be careful!"

"Boom!"

No one saw how you punched; your arm didn’t even extend, but at an extremely short distance, you threw a punch, causing the black-faced man’s body to curl up! He clutched his abdomen with both hands, mouth agape, suddenly coughing up a mouthful of blood!

"Inch strength!" Liu Bei’s face was aghast, he had not expected your strength to have reached such a terrifying level. 𝕗𝐫𝐞𝕖𝕨𝐞𝗯𝚗𝕠𝘃𝐞𝚕.𝐜𝗼𝚖

Ignoring the black-faced man, you looked at the handsome man standing in the center of the hall and said, "If I’m not mistaken, you should be General Zhonglang Gongsun Zan?"

"Bold peasant! Knowing who I am, why haven’t you knelt?" Gongsun Zan was a true aristocrat, instinctively maintaining his noble dignity in front of commoners.

Your smile suddenly vanished, turning into a clouded expression, speaking in a low, suffocating tone, as if before a storm, "General Gongsun, if this weren’t the Zhen Mansion, I’d have already twisted off your head, so for the sake of your head, I suggest you shut your filthy mouth right now! Also, my mood has suddenly soured; I’d further suggest you leave the Zhen Mansion immediately, take this freeloading dog and leave Wuji County at once, or, suffer the consequences — yourself!"

Gongsun Zan initially wanted to assert more of his aristocratic authority, but when you stared at him, he felt an extreme sense of danger. Having fought with the Northern Barbarians for years, he was highly sensitive to such dangers, and immediately took several steps back, saying nothing more.

"You, you are Li Muyun?" Liu Bei looked at you with burning eyes, "I didn’t expect you to turn out to be my nemesis."

"Nemesis? Hmph, hmph-hmph." You rolled your eyes at Liu Bei, looking at him like a fly, "You’re not fit!"

"Li Muyun, don’t push it too far!" The red-faced man coldly said, and you suddenly felt dizzy, staggering back several steps before stopping.

Looking at the man in front of you later hailed as the Martial Saint, you laughed instead of getting angry, "Interesting! So this is what’s called inner strength. It seems the flesh cannot defend against such attacks indeed."