I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!-Chapter 5

Chapter 5

Right after the system notification, coincidentally, there was a video update on her homepage.

On the camera, the Little Bunny had a charming expression on her face.

She dressed in a revealing low-cut top, pushing the boundaries of the platform’s rules as much as possible.

All the guys could not help but drool.

Her voice carried allure and gentleness as she spoke, “I’m just giving everyone a heads up. I won’t be doing live stream tonight.”

“Big brother in the ranking is coming to see me tonight, and I’m so excited!”

“What do you think about my outfit? I haven’t decided which one to wear yet.”

“What do you think? Black stockings, white stockings, or a schoolgirl outfit? Or maybe a tight skirt? I wonder if he likes it or not.”

“Well… here’s the deal. Everyone share your thoughts in the comments. If this video gets 30,000 likes before 6 pm, I’ll go topless. I wonder how you all would feel about that?”

Li Yidao looked at the daring and borderline reckless Little Bunny with a confused expression on his face.

He suddenly realized!

“Could it be… that this Little Bunny’s fate is somehow connected to big brother in the ranking?”

If that were true, it would be a serious matter…

With that thought, Li Yidao smoothly clicked the like and follow buttons.

At the same time, he hesitated for a moment and silently opened the comment box, writing a comment.

“Meeting in person carries risks! Please be cautious!”

After typing the words, he realized that the system didn’t prompt any message.

Li Yidao relaxed, it seemed that the system was indeed intelligent.

After all, he was just trying his best to stop the Little Bunny from having a one-night stand.

Finally, he thought of adding his own shop’s slogan.

[No worries after death, Li Yidao will escort you. Full-service one-stop, ensuring peace of mind for your loved ones. Pre-bookings enjoy a 50% discount!]

Sent!

Whether it would attract business or not didn’t matter. Having such a slogan might catch her attention and serve as a reminder, right?

After all, he was a good person!

He couldn’t possibly follow someone and cause their death. Otherwise, wouldn’t he become an online Grim Reaper?

…

As he liked and followed the video, Li Yidao realized that there were already 99+ comments below the video.

The number of likes directly exceeded a thousand!

Judging by the current speed, it didn’t seem impossible to surpass 30,000 likes before 6 pm.

“What the f*ck! Is she going to serve big brother in the ranking?”

“D*mn it! I could easily surpass him with a flick of my hand. But alas, I’m just a poor guy. Should we crowdfund?”

“F*ck the crowdfund! Are we crowdfunding to watch you and Little Bunny’s live stream?”

“Aw, you a bunch of losers. Big brother in the ranking sent gifts worth over a hundred thousand yesterday. What’s wrong with meeting him?”

“Exactly, if the sugar daddy invites her, why wouldn’t she go?”

“Well, you can go if you want. We’re not kids who can’t handle it. But don’t make videos to mock us, okay?”

“Alright, enough with the bitterness. Let’s check out those websites tomorrow. Maybe there will be surprises.”

“D*mn it! I’ve also spent thousands here. If you meet the big brother in the ranking, I’m unfollowing you!”

“Right! I’ve spent my food money for three days! I’m unfollowing too!”

“Count me in!”

…

When they saw that the Little Bunny was going to meet with the big brother in the ranking, some of the viewers who couldn’t bear it started demanding to unfollow her immediately!

However, when Your Little Bunny saw these comments, she completely disregarded them.

She even took the time to reply to one of them.

“Do I need to report to anyone about who I meet? Who are you people to me? A bunch of haters!”

“The big brother in the ranking is true love for me! It was love at first sight!”

“Don’t insult my feelings with money! A bunch of poor losers!”

With her response, this video became completely chaotic!

However, this chaotic topic was naturally not a good one.

Love at first sight?

Wasn’t it all about money?

Li Yidao naturally saw these replies as well.

He was utterly speechless and rolled his eyes.

Was that it?

“You’re purely out there to sell yourself, right? With that attitude, how many fans can you retain?”

“Sigh. Your EQ is too low. I hope you learn something from my comments. Otherwise…” Li Yidao shook his head speechlessly.

Then, he chose to swipe it away and left it alone.

He continued to look for other high-quality customers.

After all, business was the most important thing.

He also looked forward to the rewards he would receive if he successfully completed the system’s task in an irreversible situation.

…

After Li Yidao left a message in the video, some of the netizens who had previously followed the “Enchanting Little Witch” also saw this video after being pushed by the big data.

They were all fans who had seen Li Yidao’s comments under Little Witch’s video.

In the end, the Little Witch was really dead!

At that time, some fans followed Li Yidao’s account.

In fact, many of them had initially followed him out of curiosity.

After all, it was just one following and one prediction. Maybe he had been casting a wide net, right?

No one really believed that Li Yidao, the funeral director, could truly predict life and death.

But as time passed, more and more netizens who had followed “Enchanting Little Witch” came across this video by “Your Little Bunny”.

After all, Li Yidao followed her, and under the recommendations of big data, almost nothing could go unnoticed!

Half of Li Yidao’s videos were yoga pants. It was a strong piece of evidence!

As more people joined and saw a curvaceous and graceful beauty, they felt that she was quite impressive.

However, they saw her latest video.

Ugh!

Another exclusive for the big brother in the ranking!

But…

Among them, some people habitually clicked on the comments section.

And among them, some stumbled upon Li Yidao’s comment.

After all, his comments were quite outstanding and were placed at the top by everyone.

…

Hmm?

F*ck!

Why did this ID sound so familiar?

They checked the accounts they followed…

What the hell!

“Isn’t this the god-like person who ‘killed’ Little Witch?”

“I mean, Brother Dao, you’re going all out. You’ve brought your business here?”

“Why did you come to do business with this girl?”

“I remember the last time Brother Dao followed Little Witch, and the next day she seemed to have been ‘killed,’ right?”

“No way? Is my Little Bunny going to be ‘killed’?”

“It can’t be! It’s definitely a coincidence!”

“Exactly! It’s just a coincidence. My Little Bunny won’t be ‘killed’!”

“I don’t want Little Bunny to be ‘killed,’ but… why am I so eager to see what happens next?”

“I am also a bit looking forward to it. Let’s give it a like!”

Those were the netizens selected by the big data.

They spared no effort in liking and replying to Li Yidao’s message.

Soon, his comment was pushed to the top!

The entire comments section was filled with ridicule.

Some of them were here to watch the show.

Some warned the Little Bunny to be careful.

There were even some curses. After all, such a comment was indeed a bit inappropriate.

But in reality, many people still took it as a joke.

No one took it seriously.

If anyone followed by Li Yidao would be instantly “killed”.

That would be weird!