I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 103: Hahahahaha

How would you describe this scene?

Mu Qiu thought of all the adjectives, but in the end, she felt that it was more authentic to describe the reactions of the people around her.

What reactions?

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahaha!"

"Li Yang, I’m going to sue you for releasing toxic gas and polluting the atmosphere!"

"Hahaha, this prop is genius!!!"

The laughter could lift the roof, shaking the heavens and the earth, leaving Li Yang’s head buzzing.

He hadn’t even had a chance to figure out what had happened, only knowing that the prop on his waist suddenly shot out a powerful burst of smoke, making it hard to see the "hideous faces" of those outside who couldn’t stop laughing.

When the smoke cleared, he finally saw the reactions of the others.

Everyone was laughing so hard they’d fallen to the ground, their faces stiff with laughter as they rubbed their cheeks with their hands. More exaggeratedly, Guan Yu and Mu Qiu even had tears of laughter.

"......"

"What exactly is this prop?!"

Li Yang was furious and embarrassed, trying to yank off the loops of the thin coil pipes, but the director stopped him just in time.

Director: "Please, guests, control your emotions and take care of the props."

"Director, can’t you stop laughing while you talk?!"

"This is out of my control."

"......"

[I’m literally laughing myself to death!]

[This is what live broadcasts are like, no high-energy warning, causing me to waste a pot of old duck soup and a phone]

[hhhhhhhhhhhhhh my head is spinning from laughter!]

[Why does the director always target our Yangyang hahahahaha, I’m really a fan!]

[This prop is truly genius; I’ve exhausted my brain cells yet can’t imagine such an insane punishment method...]

[Is this dry ice or what?]

[Who cares what it is, as long as it’s funny]

[Laughing so hard I feel like I’m on a vibrator, can someone tell me who came up with this prop? I have a project I’d like to discuss with them]

[Even Brother Cheng’s semi-permanent smile broke! A grin! It must really be hilarious]

[Hahahahaha, I’m laughing so loudly! Li Yang’s terrified expression and Guan Yu’s and Mu Qiu’s changes in expression—if I don’t make a GIF of it, I’d feel like I’m wasting everyone’s performance]

[I don’t think I’ve ever seen Shu Ran laugh like this; I used to suspect she’d had plastic surgery, but seeing her face wrinkled from laughter, probably not]

[Who’s the loudest laugher in the explosion of laughter? Catch them! Doesn’t Li Yang care about face?]

[The whole room burst into laughter, including Shi Yuhuai and Cheng Zhirang, luckily no one was drinking water]

[I WAS drinking water!!! My computer!]

[It’s okay, Yangyang, there are even bigger challenges ahead]

[Hahaha, I swear I’ll watch the next round even if I die squatting in the bathroom!]

Even though he couldn’t see the bullet comments, it’s easy to imagine the situation.

Li Yang completely shut down, squatting with his head down to ponder life.

Does he really need to do variety shows to gain fans? He felt like his agent was deceiving him, just like when in school, every time he couldn’t get out of bed, he deeply pondered whether a degree was really that important.

Mu Qiu was still in the aftermath of seeing a super funny joke, leaning against Guan Yu and laughing until they were out of breath.

She swore, nothing in her book had such a demented prop! At most...

Forget it, there’s no "at most."

After everyone laughed enough, they massaged their stiff cheeks and prepared for a second attempt.

The professionals no longer hoped everyone would be in tune; they just hoped their expressions would be in place and that they wouldn’t be subjected to such bizarre punishment props again.

At this moment, Qi Feng stepped forward with a suggestion: "I think this way—those who can sing, do it, those good at dancing, do that, and those who play instruments, perform normally. If not, try to keep quiet, like with harmonies, and as for dancing, just follow and learn the moves from the people in front, how about that?"

"Sounds good, luckily both Li Yang and you can dance, so we can follow along, Duan Pinyuan can sing, we’ll just muddle through and hope this segment passes quickly... hahaha, I can’t help wanting to laugh again!"

Duan Pinyuan, a bit unsure, smiled brightly at the director, trying to bluff, "Director, can we use the original song?"

If we’re going to muddle through, everyone should do it together, and hardly anyone can afford to focus on singing and dancing with their expressions like this.

The director coughed, "Some guests, don’t get carried away."

Duan Pinyuan’s strategy failed, leaving him disappointed.

Everyone got back in formation, with Shi Yuhuai leading the half-circle as the standout center, followed by Li Yang and Qi Feng, tasked with leading everyone in dance, and behind them was a group just coasting along.

Mu Qiu took a couple of deep breaths, solemnly raised her hands above the piano keys, waiting for the music to start, and wore her best open-mouthed smile.

This expression was the easiest, just laugh heartily from the heart.

The challenge was next door.

Guan Yu had already prepared a sad emotion, though her downturned mouth kept twitching upward, she managed to suppress it, and her furrowed brows showed the difficulty of maintaining this expression at the moment.

With difficulty, Guan Yu managed to summon her emotions, catching in her peripheral vision that Mu Qiu was staring at her.

She turned her head, her unspoken irritation clear: "Why are you staring at me?"

"I want to see an actor’s self-discipline, how one can maintain a sad emotion once the dreaded music starts."

"You shut up, I can’t control myself anymore."

Mu Qiu shrugged, adjusted her stance, and waited for the music’s cue to begin.

First to start were the singing and dancing groups. The dance moves of Li Yang and Qi Feng were still quite pleasing to the eye. Though Shi Yuhuai’s dance hardly showcased any arm or leg movements, with lowered expectations, it wasn’t bad.

Then the soulful singer’s voice joined in, and it was clear that Duan Pinyuan was trying very hard to sing, but unfortunately, Guan Yu’s singing of "Strong Army Battle Song" was just too magnificently beautiful, twice almost causing Duan Pinyuan to fall off an irreversible tune.

Ah, the third time, Duan Pinyuan really fell through, because Guan Yu’s expression management came in, adding a sad tone to her singing.

"...as you lolololo wuwuwu lolololo wuwu love me..."

It was terrifying, Cheng Zhirang’s unique drum beats went awry, let alone Shu Ran’s guitar, which vibrated down to one string, and Mu Qiu simply gave her hands alternate commands—

Cover her ears.

Preserving life was the top priority.

Li Yang and Qi Feng’s dance couldn’t proceed several times, but with their earlier experience with punishment props, everyone gritted their teeth and persevered.

"Mu Qiu, you better play! We’ll just pretend we can’t hear and you play on, wuwuwu, I’m so sad..." Guan Yu couldn’t maintain a crying expression, so she used sad words instead to pretend she wasn’t exaggerated.

Li Yang was about to lose it, maintaining a smiling expression as he yelled frantically, "Brother Huai, you’re la-ing too fast! There’s not that much la la la! Ha! Hahaha!"

Shu Ran’s guitar trembled into a mosquito-coil sound, "I can’t anymore; my eyes are going to permanently cross!"

Duan Pinyuan: "lolololo I can’t either, my pupils won’t come back! lololo love me!"

Lin Xixi, as the one among the nine with the most fitting expression, had already laughed to tears without a trace of any performance.