I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 106: Type "Emerging Beauty" Across the Screen
The expanse of clear blue waves truly stung certain people’s eyes, causing them to shed tears and drip unknown liquids along the corners of their mouths down to their feet.
The comment screen exploded with messages.
[I knew the show crew were all handsome, tall, and kind people!!! (screeching like a long-necked goose)]
[Swimming pool! Swimming pool! Swimming pool! (Let’s scream together)]
[Wet s! Wet body!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!]
[My throat isn’t mine, my eyes aren’t mine, I can’t control it]
[I screamed and got spanked by my mom, yet I remain unrepentant, seen as disobedient and got slapped again]
[Is the spring we’ve awaited finally here?! My saliva flows straight into the Nile!]
[Brother Cheng’s... slip, suddenly I feel thirsty] 𝒻𝑟ℯℯ𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑛𝘰𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝒸𝑜𝘮
[Brother Long Legs! (I discard my broken voice) I can do it!]
[So the director is surfing the web...]
[Friends! Charge! Give the official account suggestions! Our thoughts align with the director’s!]
[Director: Trembling with excitement, finally found my stooge]
[Ahhh mother, there’s a swimming pool!]
[Director must be mixed in the fandom, right? Right?]
[Qiuqiu dives in, brain flooded, can’t write! What to do??]
[Brother Huai, dive down! If something happens, you won’t be responsible!]
[The mature muscle fans have already bought insurance in advance]
[Feel free to come! I’ve called Little Paradise’s manager to provide more water! Tissues and hemostatic medicines are ready!]
"Swim, swimming pool?"
Li Yang, having gone through the pool punishment in the first episode, has a bit of a shadow over it.
Seeing the pool water makes his head ache, his body still has muscle memory of the dive last time, and now this strange punishment prop... it’s hard to believe the director’s not credible or doing anything serious.
But others, like Cheng Zhirang and Shi Yuhuai, beside expressions momentarily resigned, just accepted it. The new guests have no objections, while the remaining three resident female guests, their eyes glowed increasingly openly.
Upon seeing the pool, Guan Yu immediately turned for a "radiantly green-glowing" look with Mu Qiu.
Here it comes! Finally, this segment is happening!
Brother Cheng’s soaking temptation!
Brother Huai’s wet leg allure!
Within their gaze connection scope, Shu Ran actually isn’t particularly thrilled. She participated in many variety shows, seen endless celebrities in swimsuits, new idols, popular actors, countless times. Long gone are the schoolgirl-like excitement of her early debut.
Until ten minutes later, everyone changed into quick-drying swimsuits and headed underwater.
Cheng Zhirang stands in the water, his chest muscles evident under the black quick-dry clothes, with a gentlemanly and tender smile, the shimmering water surface constantly moving, makes one’s heart race, fixing the gaze unable to escape.
Beside him, Shi Yuhuai wears a blank expression, slightly lowering his head attaching red stickers to his clothes, his heaven-defying long legs revealed halfway in the water, tight fabric underneath the quick-drying pants outlines their curves, slightly wet clothes sticking damply on the belly, their matching abs faintly discernible topped with inexplicably adorable expressions.
...so her previous indifference was because she hadn’t encountered such striking contrast beauty.
Glancing again, Li Yang is handsome, Qi Feng has a surprisingly good physique, and Duan Pinyuan, as expected, is a sunny type male, muscles on his arms highlighted.
Shu Ran takes a deep breath holding a towel, getting dizzy from the oxygen intoxication.
As a new recruit of the straightforward organization, she finally understands Guan Yu and Mu Qiu’s happiness.
It’s all about gazing! It’s a visual feast! It’s pure joy!
Compared to her immature visual animal tendency, Mu Qiu seems more adept; she already found an angle and got absorbed observing Cheng Zhirang, never letting go even while holding the handrail going underwater, squatting in the shallow zone intently staring.
The upwards perspective illuminates Brother Cheng’s beauty, she’s already using imagination to fast-forward, watching "Cheng Zhirang emerging like a lotus, radiant drops slide from hair to forehead, gliding over defined brows, high nose bridge, rosy lips, down chest, abs, thighs, dripping~splattering on the pool’s water surface"...
"Is it stunning?"
Mu Qiu instinctively nods, "More than stunning, it’s perfect."
"So this explains your fixation on my teammate?" Guan Yu squats beside, splashing water on her, "I’ll wake you up now."
Mu Qiu was caught off guard, splashed with water, retreating in panic, but the water has resistance, she stumbled out of the shallow zone, falling directly, seated flush with water level.
Li Yang, trying to showcase his equally excellent muscles, rashly caught her, "Don’t struggle, it’s not deep."
Mu Qiu, held by the collar, sat in the water, calming her anger with closed eyes, after a minute stood up towards Guan Yu.
"Inter-species conflict never ends!"
Female combat is fearsome; in the pool, water splashes endlessly, male guests stand aside, watching their initial duel escalate to a four-person melee, stopped only when the director shouted to halt.
"Personal grievances shouldn’t occupy the show crew’s resources!"
Mu Qiu, panting, descended from Guan Yu’s back, wiped water off her face, retying her hair.
Hair-tying motions required raising both hands high; supposedly this posture best tests a girl’s figure curves. Guan Yu and Shu Ran also gasped, supported each by Lin Xixi, tidying their image. Guan Yu even took the chance to whistle suggestively at hair-tying Mu Qiu.
Mu Qiu rolled her eyes at her while tying hair, smiling.
Already being supported, Guan Yu doesn’t rest, exuding a commanding aura: "Splashed ones are treated as emerging like lotus, kindly request viewers give us all such tag mentally for optimal experience."
She’s openly diverting, cameras momentarily forsook Brother Mei Yan, focusing tightly on Guan Yu. Once her ’commercial speech’ finished, snapped back to each camp, with one photographer skipping right past Guan Yu, capturing all male guests in a seamless shot.
[Sorry, I accidentally labeled rising lotus on the male guests]
[Keep it up, cameraman! That’s the vibe!]
[I fainted, woke up, fainted again]
[Illiterate folks can only repeat a single character—f***f***f***f***]
[That whistle blown! Mu Qiu indeed has a good figure, that waist is extremely thin]
[As an author, this figure is honestly excess]
[So wonderful! So marvelous! (wide-eyed applauding) I could watch them fight for two hours!]
[Some male viewers don’t be too noticeable, enjoy beauties... no, enjoy look properly]
[Some female viewers shouldn’t fall paralyzed, slurring speech]
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Stealthily checking phone updates, like sneaky reading novels in class fearing teacher’s catch.
Sharing something upsetting: I have to work on both Saturday and Sunday... (Please bury me within this land)
