I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 112: Racing, Beauty? I’ve Got an Electric Shark
Amidst the chaos, it was Cheng Zhirang and Lin Xixi who simultaneously grabbed Mu Qiu.
Grabbing onto her clothes simultaneously, her quick-dry outfit was pulled taut, making Mu Qiu look like she was being strung up by a pole through her clothes from behind, with her hands and feet dangling in the water, her waist, head, and thighs already above the surface.
The two people on top used her as a middle person being rescued to barely withstand the force of the artificial waves, linking two inflatable sharks together.
Lin Xixi looked at Cheng Zhirang and asked, "Brother Cheng, you want to do it?"
Cheng Zhirang furrowed his brow slightly, finding this ill-timed politeness a bit hard to comprehend, but then, the world is full of strange people, and hadn’t he just recently encountered audacious yet talented individuals?
He shook his head gently, "I’ll let go."
Lin Xixi responded, "Alright then."
Then, when the wave hit back, waves surged, Mu Qiu briefly touched the top of a wave in the water and was pulled up by someone.
Quite smoothly, she was hoisted onto the neighboring inflatable shark, with two hands wrapped around her waist.
This pose tested her flexibility a bit; after a moment of confusion, Mu Qiu struggled to turn around and climb up, realizing it was Lin Xixi who saved her.
"...Was it you who just pulled me up?"
Lin Xixi was still focused on the shark group ahead to avoid a collision, sparing a moment to reply, "Yes."
Mu Qiu opened her mouth in disbelief, "Did you pull me up by yourself, have my dieting efforts become this noticeable?"
"You’re not heavy."
"Thanks, that makes me quite touched. It’d be even better if you were a guy."
Li Yang was floating next door, watching them glide safely with the flying fish rescue, the wave riding was simply thrilling.
After watching, he looked toward Lin Xixi with a changed expression.
He shouted, "Mu Qiu, are you really this light?!"
Mu Qiu shouted back, "The diet had some effect, no need to broadcast it!"
"Well, then keep your voice down!"
"The fast driving was too scary earlier, my voice can’t be controlled!"
The director lifted the megaphone, "The continuous artificial waves are coming! Everyone watch out!"
Mu Qiu’s eyes lit up, sitting upright, "Time to enjoy a ride in a convertible sports car on Mt. Qiuming!"
The second wave hit, everyone had no time to distinguish between ducks and sharks, just prepared to hold on tightly to the swimming rings and follow the waves together—
"Ahhhhhh!"
"Ahhhhhh it’s too high!"
"Duan Pinyuan, I’m coming towards you!!!"
"Li Yang! I’m coming! Hahahaha!"
"Holy sh*t (auto muted)!!! Ahhhh Brother Cheng grab me!"
"Brother Huai, hold onto Sister Shu Ran!"
Everyone was screaming, their screams mixed with excitement, and amongst the laughter, Mu Qiu’s laughter was the most distinct.
Because she was genuinely joyful from the bottom of her heart, after all, having a driver is something different from others.
As she reached the highest point and was falling, she shouted in the air, "Lin Xixi! You’re the best!!!"
Then the two’s shark fell with a thud onto Shi Yuhuai, directly squeezing him and the yellow duck swimming ring aside.
"Overtaking on corners roller coaster! Lin Xixi, you’re the car god of Qiuming Pool!"
Lin Xixi in the front was all smiles the entire time, both of them looked delighted, like they’d won an all-day free pass at an amusement park.
They were having the most fun on the entire scene, Guan Yu was envious beyond control, casting aside any rivalries and joining Li Yang, Shi Yuhuai, and other male guests to negotiate a ride.
Li Yang hurriedly floated aside, and Shi Yuhuai looked like he was "not very willing", so Guan Yu had to find Duan Pinyuan.
The objective of the game was once again forgotten by them, both the audience and the director simultaneously felt, "As expected."
[Director: You guys enjoy playing, give them more artificial waves, let them wash up on the beach!]
[Show crew: Sorry folks, we brought our kids out to play today, it’s indeed a bit noisy]
[It’s all screaming, I’m still trying to distinguish Brother Cheng’s and Brother Huai’s voices]
[Brother Cheng: I won’t scream]
[Hahahaha Mu Qiu took the back seat of the inflatable shark! Such an enviable first love position hahahaha!]
[Mu Qiu: It’s okay not to have the back seat of a BMW, and it’s fine if nobody pedals a bike to take me, I have an inflatable water shark! And a driver!]
[Lin Xixi sends you an invitation to ride a shark together]
[Lin Xixi: Hey beauty, want a ride? I have an electric shark]
[New wooing quotes to be updated soon]
[Brother Huai gets even quieter when nervous, and screaming is impossible, but I did hear him shout at Li Yang]
[Shi Yuhuai: Li Yang, stop bumping into me! Li Yang: I can’t control it, Brother Huai! Sister Guan Yu insisted I give her a ride!]
[Guan Yu was laughing throughout hahahahaha]
[Sister Shu Ran looked shocked hahaha embarrassed! She explained multiple times to others that she really didn’t mean to crash, and laughed so hard that her voice broke hahahahahahahaha!]
[I thought Lin Xixi was just playing a strong girl role, after all, she looks pretty sweet, but I didn’t expect...]
[In the entertainment circle, female artists running with sandbags morning and evening should be only this one]
[Lin Xixi: Mu Qiu, hop on, I’ll take you for a spin. Mu Qiu: Looking excited]
[Mu Qiu pairs well with everyone, especially with Cheng Zhirang, there’s really a golden couple vibe]
[Qi Feng! Qi Feng! (losing voice) You should talk more!]
[Your brother occupies the entire screen with his words already, still not enough?]
[Duan Pinyuan is the only one genuinely playing, not looking at the camera much, just swinging around with Guan Yu]
[Warning those who speak without a filter, it’s best not to talk nonsense here, Cheng Zhirang’s beauty is unmatched, and you shouldn’t mess with juice either]
Two minutes later, Lin Xixi, now familiar with controlling the power of the jet sharks, met up with Mu Qiu and another jet shark rampaging around the venue.
Guan Yu, who had switched rides two or three times, was excitedly sitting on Shu Ran’s back seat, poking her head out to say hello.
"Hello fellow riders! Want to share a ride?"
"Go-karts can’t be overloaded, Sister Guan Yu, we can only reluctantly refuse your suggestion."
Guan Yu rolled her eyes; the one in front controlling the shark, Shu Ran, clearly wasn’t very adept yet, continually bumping their shark’s head, though she had a great desire to learn, asking Lin Xixi while constantly bumping into their shark.
"How do you control this? I can’t hold it, it keeps running wild."
Then Lin Xixi and Shu Ran ended up discussing how to drive the shark car amidst the waves while their cars kept colliding.
The business of sharks hunting ducks was completely forgotten, and the moments requiring punishment for inappropriate expressions were also forgotten under the show crew’s deliberate tolerance, with everyone’s mouths curled upwards.
Cheng Zhirang: I overestimated everyone’s psychological age, my mistake.







