I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 124: Dressed to Impress, Only to Miss You
Sitting at the front of the long dining table, Cheng Zhirang was still seriously looking at the comment on the big screen.
Carefully distinguishing who this Brother Mei Yan referred to.
At first, he didn’t get it until Shu Ran pointed at Shi Yuhuai and then at him.
So he also gained the nickname Brother Mei Yan?
Cheng Zhirang pondered for a moment and then turned to look at the two people scratching their heads and answering questions.
Lin Xixi and Qi Feng were answering the questions rapidly, using a chaotic method — just answering regardless of whether they were right; figuring out if they were correct was a task for the hint providers and other sharp-eyed spectators.
Lin Xixi: "Brother Huai bowed to Brother Cheng; is he going to flip the chair?!"
Qi Feng: "No! What is all this?! It’s Brother Huai apologizing to Brother Cheng! Am I right?"
Shu Ran didn’t nod and continued performing.
Not encouraging unhealthy competition, being indulgent should be okay, right?
She repeated her previous actions and then hinted a few words, "How does Brother Cheng look?"
Qi Feng: "Handsome!"
Lin Xixi: "Good-looking!"
"Guess the whole sentence!"
"Oh oh!" Lin Xixi thought for a moment, her feet nervously tippy-toeing, "Brother Huai apologizes to Brother Cheng because he’s better looking?! But what does flipping the chair have to do with this?"
Qi Feng also blurted out: "Brother Huai apologizes to Brother Cheng, and the better-looking person is going to flip... flip the chair?"
"Stop stop stop," Guan Yu stood up, causing trouble again, "first answer, why must Brother Huai apologize to Brother Cheng?"
Lin Xixi and Qi Feng exchanged glances, stifling their laughter, "Well, Sister Shu Ran’s performance just hinted at this; we’ll have to wrong Brother Cheng for it.".
They were left speechless, just finding it a bit funny. But them being stumped didn’t mean the audience was.
[Why must Brother Huai apologize to Brother Cheng... as a mere spectator, how could I know that]
[Must apologize to Brother Cheng, but Brother Cheng says he doesn’t accept it]
[Brother Cheng was just wondering why Brother Mei Yan was pointing at him, hahaha]
[The two parties involved are still clueless]
[Must apologize, this sentence has so much character]
[Shu Ran is also into gossiping, she knows about the Brother Mei Yan title]
[After all, there’s only one absolute beauty here]
[I too wonder why Brother Huai must apologize to Brother Cheng, why can’t it be the other way around?]
[Everyone’s off-topic! Isn’t the main point why Brother Huai must apologize to Brother Cheng and even flip a chair for it?]
[Shu Ran, the national little fresh, was finally assimilated by Guan Yu and Mu Qiu... delightful!]
[Shu Ran has also learned bad, hahaha climbing walls shouldn’t we compare postures?]
[Do Lin Xixi and Qi Feng even know about this wall-climbing thing?]
[I’ve collected a shocking quote from this variety show, sixty percent comes from Guan Yu.]
[And I’m guessing the other forty percent comes from Mu Qiu, right]
[Yangyang: Where do you place me!?]
[Just give up, I only want to see the third round]
[Same for the third round, I’m just waiting for Brother Cheng to say something embarrassing]
It seemed the people involved didn’t understand the joke, and watching everyone laugh, their expressions were like, why is everything suddenly so funny. Looking around at both sides, no answers, they sat back quietly.
Qi Feng and Lin Xixi laughed enough, and Guan Yu intended to ask more questions to buy time; they wouldn’t have it.
"Sister Guan Yu, stop causing trouble!"
"Sis, now you are being a negative competitor! We’re out of time! Don’t forget we are on the same team!"
Guan Yu: "Ah... almost forgot."
The quiz side still had one of their yellow team members, so Guan Yu sheepishly sat back and silenced her mic.
With no more disturbances, Lin Xixi and Qi Feng enthusiastically guessed twice, and finally, Qi Feng got the most words correct, counted as win.
The third piece of commentary was finally a bit simpler.
Shu Ran glanced at the enlarged comment content and just made one action repeatedly.
Her both hands pointing at herself, excitedly jumping up, her little steps quick like someone’s name was just called for a prize.
Lin Xixi and Qi Feng both showed puzzled expressions simultaneously.
"What does this mean?"
"What is this?"
"Which fan said this?"
"Is there nothing else besides this action?"
"What’s the meaning of this action?"
Shu Ran stopped, also feeling it tricky.
"I’m not deliberately confusing things, but this sentence is really hard to act out; this is all I could think of."
The backstage guidance gave up too, and Li Yang suggested: "Why don’t you just guess until the end, see who gets more words right."
"Is it that hard?" Qi Feng chuckled lightly at the camera with a slightly helpless expression, turned to Lin Xixi and said, "Shall we just guess directly then?"
Lin Xixi just nodded and directly fired off the first sentence.
"Seeing an idol makes me excited?"
Qi Feng followed right after: "Brother looked at me, looked at me?"
This sounded a lot like what a fan might say, so Lin Xixi came up with another idea.
"Seeing Brother makes me excited, Brother looked at me?"
Qi Feng glanced at her, then mimicked: "Seeing Brother makes me excited, Brother looked at me, looked at me, Brother is handsome?"
"Seeing Sister makes me excited, Sister looked at me, looked at me, Sister is pretty, seeing Brother makes me excited too, Brother looked at me too, Brother is handsome?"
"Seeing Brother makes me excited, Brother looked at me, Brother is handsome! Sister looked at me too and I’m so excited I feel like I won the lottery..."
"Time’s up!"
The two let out a long sigh of relief.
Shu Ran also breathed a sigh of relief, "You really know how to come up with ways, I was holding my breath with you both the whole time."
"So, who got more right?"
"Don’t turn around yet, let’s have a bit of ceremony, let me reveal it." Guan Yu shouted.
Lin Xixi and Qi Feng really didn’t turn around.
Guan Yu stood up and first cued Cheng Zhirang and Shi Yuhuai.
"Let’s have the subject of that last comment say something."
Cheng Zhirang just chuckled and shook his head, while Shi Yuhuai said directly, "No."
"Okay, let’s have comments from the others, Mu Qiu, do you have anything to say?"
Mu Qiu glanced at the two of them, then at the big screen content, and then back at them.
"Your strategy is very clever, lots of words and it perfectly captures the repetitive characteristic. However, to say so many words and not get a single one right is truly a rare tragedy."
"The last time I experienced such a tragedy was in the lyrics ’dressed to the nines just to miss you’."
Lin Xixi & Qi Feng: "...Zero words correct?!"
They were about to fall apart.
Guan Yu, the intermission darling, finished her lines and sighed at them.
"Turn around and look, it’s not your fault."
They turned around and saw the sentence on the big screen.
[Pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me pick me]
Qi Feng turned back with his mouth agape, laughing frustratedly at the camera.
"How do you guess that?!"
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Hahahahaha, didn’t see that coming, did you! Clever as I am, I knew right from the start of this Chapter (dog head)
