I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 135: Shu Ran: Bitter Tears
She drew Cheng Zhirang’s starting backpack.
There was still some weight in it. Mu Qiu opened the backpack and took a look. The small-sized sandwiches were still inside, along with half a bottle of short mineral water.
Was the water Cheng Zhirang’s, or from the second round, Qi Feng’s?
Mu Qiu looked up at Cheng Zhirang. He had been looking down at emoji expressions, seemingly feeling her gaze, he paused and looked up, meeting her eyes.
She shook the water in her hand and asked him, "Brother Cheng, is this yours?"
Cheng Zhirang shook his head. "It should be Qi Feng’s."
Qi Feng, who was suddenly called by name, was still talking to Li Yang. After hearing their conversation, he casually reached to take the water from Mu Qiu and dismissively thanked her before turning back to start a new topic with Li Yang.
Mu Qiu felt somewhat uncomfortable inside, smiled politely, retracted her hand, and asked herself if she was being too sensitive.
But this Qi Feng, in every aspect, couldn’t compare to Cheng Zhirang.
She packed the backpack and looked up again with a smile.
Next to her, Li Yang finally broke free from Qi Feng’s endless awkward chatter and leaned over to ask her and Lin Xixi, "What emoji did you get?"
Mu Qiu replied, "Heart smile."
Lin Xixi pointed to the emblem on her backpack and said with a faint dimple, "Side-eye smile."
Li Yang lifted his backpack. "Mine is the one Brother Huai drew at the start, expressionless... but if I get on that roller coaster, my face will be blown away, how could I stay expressionless?"
"That’s already pretty good," Lin Xixi gestured to someone next to them, "at least it’s not tearful crying."
Li Yang turned to look at the chosen one who had drawn the tearful crying expression.
It was Shu Ran.
"Ah... Sister Shu Ran, you have such good luck, hahaha!"
Shu Ran forced a smile. "My good luck this time around isn’t exactly good luck."
Winning the rock-paper-scissors until the end, only to have no chance to compete, and now lucky enough to draw rogue English and end up with the hardest expression to survive.
What use is this good luck to her?!!
The director clapped his hands, tallying everyone’s expressions. 𝘧𝓇ℯ𝑒𝓌𝑒𝑏𝓃𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭.𝒸ℴ𝓂
"Cheng Zhirang: Grin."
"Shi Yuhuai: Tongue-out wink smile."
"Li Yang: Expressionless."
"Shu Ran: Tearful crying."
"Guan Yu: Smile."
"Mu Qiu: Heart smile."
"Lin Xixi: Side-eye smile."
"Qi Feng: Eye roll."
"Duan Pinyuan: Laughing with tears."
After hearing them, everyone was silent.
Guan Yu’s expression was twisted in shock, "Tsk tsk, this time the expressions are mostly stuck in areas everyone’s not good at. Friends, prepare for laughter, this scene is going to be iconic."
[Thanks for the heads up, I’ve already started laughing]
[Let Brother Cheng grin, let Brother Huai wink, let Shu Ran cry tearfully... if they really pull this off, it will indeed be an iconic scene]
[What’s our motto? Break the stereotype! Break the stereotype!]
[Lian Yi is ready, waiting to see Huai’s cramp wink]
[Shufu Jia has arrived, sister, feel free to cry if you must...]
[Another coincidence? Cheng Zhirang and Mu Qiu swapped directly, right?]
[Looking forward to Duan Pinyuan’s big toothy smile! Fall in love with these big teeth and you’ll fall in love with Duan Pinyuan!]
[So do we need to answer subject-related questions? Can we get outside help? I’m a high school teacher]
[Teacher, I’ve finally found you, no wonder you didn’t respond to messages, answer calls, or review papers, you’re watching variety shows here, a student has a math question to ask]
[You fake student, I’m an English teacher]
[I suspect some people will be reset to zero this round]
[Can Li Yang really hold it in?]
[Isn’t Mu Qiu’s heart smile pretty difficult too? This expression is good for other games, but sitting on a roller coaster smiling sweetly... I can’t even imagine]
[Ordering takeout without taking my eyes off the screen, looking forward to the grin later!]
[Love it, love it, I just love watching this kind of plot/hate it.jpg]
This expression distribution is just too "precise," most are teetering on the edge of laughter, the staff next to the director have already started holding back expressions, reminding the cameraman to go get the Gopro sent by Changtong.
With the expressions distributed, it was time for the moment everyone "looked forward" to the most.
The director announced the games corresponding to the main subjects.
"Yellow Team, passionate literature, corresponding to——the giant swing."
Guan Yu yelled out, "Oh, no!!!"
"Red Team, rogue English, corresponding to——roller coaster."
As the words roller coaster came out, Shi Yuhuai and Shu Ran’s expressions froze in disbelief.
Shu Ran squatted down, holding her head and wailing, "How did it end up being this exactly?!"
Guan Yu stopped yelling too, jumped up with a strange expression that was neither a laugh nor a sneer.
"It looks so thrilling! More thrilling than ours!"
Shi Yuhuai winked, Shu Ran cried, then the two of them would "fly" in the sky with such expressions, just thinking about it was thrilling. Guan Yu didn’t even want to play her team’s game anymore, she just wanted to stay and watch the Red Team’s performance.
And the Red Team members had their eyes closed, resisting accepting this fact.
Li Yang watched, wanting to laugh, but also worried, he tip-toed and waved, "Director, director, quickly announce ours, what’s the Blue Team’s?"
The director casually looked at a piece of paper in his palm and said, "Blue Team, wonderful creatures, corresponding to——fancy rapid ride."
"Fancy rapid ride?" Li Yang repeated, asking, "What’s fancy about it?"
Mu Qiu felt a sudden flutter in her heart, looked around at the tracks of the facilities.
She didn’t know if it was just the tracks of the roller coaster or combined with those of other facilities, the green and red tracks intertwined, stretching in different directions, almost surrounding the entire site, looping around four hills.
There were too many tracks, any one of them could be the deadly one for this fancy rapid ride.
The director didn’t answer Li Yang’s question, simply told him, "You’ll find out when you get there."
A classic ambiguous response, hearing that was not a good sign.
Whether it was a good sign or not, the director didn’t comment, he simply explained the enjoyment conditions of each facility.
"For the members riding the giant swing, the conditions are simple, when the swing is almost to the highest point, all members begin to recite a poem by a bold style poet, to pass you must recite it correctly in full."
"For the members riding the roller coaster, the condition is to communicate in English so that an aunt below the roller coaster understands you, then she communicates with the operator in the control room to get the ride to stop, the operator only listens to the aunt. If the ride stops within the normal operation time, you pass."
"For the members riding the fancy rapid ride, you need to loudly ask a staff member sitting in the back row a difficult biological question during the game, one they can’t answer immediately. If you clearly state the question and the staff assesses it as difficult, you pass."
"Finally, everyone must participate together, if you pass, the ride stops, if not, continue the experience. The team with the least time wins and gets a chance for a prize draw."







