I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 192: Yangyang’s Luxurious Four-Wheeler, Hahahaha

Chapter 192: Chapter 192: Yangyang’s Luxurious Four-Wheeler, Hahahaha

How should one describe the luxury of this two-wheeler? Mu Qiu feels even its kickstand exudes an air of dominance not to be messed with.

This is such a luxurious children’s four-wheeler.

So luxurious that Li Yang couldn’t believe it, staring at the bike in disbelief.

"...What is this mode of transportation?! Can this even be called a vehicle? Did it get the police’s approval?! Can it go on the road?!"

Guan Yu leaned on Mu Qiu’s shoulder in vibrating mode, "Hahahahaha I’m gonna fall over!"

Mu Qiu covered her ears, laughing until her eyes squinted. Shu Ran was also laughing to the point of tears with a hand fan against her mouth. As for Cheng Zhirang and Shi Yuhuai, no need to mention, their big white teeth were fully exposed in surprise.

After a silent two-second stare at the children’s bike, the entire place burst out laughing.

Li Yang was about to lose it, "How am I supposed to ride this?!"

Not even mentioning whether it can be on the road, stepping back, just asking how does one ride this? Wouldn’t it collapse if I sat on it?!

The director laughed till he crowed and then said, "Don’t worry, we’ve reinforced every vehicle."

"......" That’s not the answer I was waiting for!

[I naïvely thought it was a car... I blasted into a crazy laugh, faceplanting on the ground!]

[My laugh got me caught by the teacher]

[Hahahahaha I’ll laugh first out of respect!]

[This bike is really luxurious, wouldn’t dare to waste it without a good two thousand bucks at home]

[My son has just this kind hahahahahahaha! With two balancing wheels at the back]

[Don’t be afraid, child! Isn’t this car just perfect for you? Your mom will protect you from falling!]

[From now on, the best non-mainstream entrance is no longer the two-wheeled motorcycle, but the luxurious four-wheel!!!]

[Laughing to the point of vomiting!]

[Yang, countless times I ask myself, why did I come to this program?]

[Hahahahahaha I want to fill the screen with this word!]

[So funny my cheeks are sore from laughing! And we’re just getting started!]

[I thought the last episode with singing and shark catching chicks was already a classic, but who knew, another mountain is higher than the last]

[You fake fan! Wasn’t that catching chicks? It’s catching ducks!]

[Laughing so hard Brother Cheng’s big white teeth were showing]

[Brother Huai’s outfit is really good-looking! Didn’t expect a variety show’s costumes to be better than a proper TV drama!]

[Mu Qiu and Brother Huai are from the same era, right? Li Yang and Guan Yu... should be from the same era, Brother Cheng and Shu Ran each from a different one, so what’s going on?]

[I went to look at the messages from Mu Qiu’s readers to the official account, it seems very thrilling]

[Hahahahahahahahaha I’m sorry, all I can do is laugh]

Li Yang looked at the others seeking help.

"Anyone willing to switch?"

This was the time when Shi Yuhuai had to come out to defend the seriousness of the rules: "Once chosen, you must accept."

"Brother Huai, I didn’t even say I’d switch with you, why so nervous?!"

Shi Yuhuai was silent for a moment, "Sorry, but really you can’t switch."

"...... Fine, I’ll ride it, I’ll ride in front of you guys, I’ve got to see what great cars you all get!"

Li Yang flicked his flamboyant fake hair, accepted his fate, and approached his assigned luxurious four-wheeler.

His brightly colored sneakers gingerly flipped up the kickstand of the children’s bike, then his long legs swung over as he slowly sat down.

Muttering, "I don’t know why such a stable luxury vehicle even needs a kickstand, it won’t fall without one."

Because the bike was so low, when he sat, his legs had to bend, looking just like... the feeling of sitting on the ground hugging knees.

Then he pushed off with both feet, and the four wheels of the luxurious bike took him rolling off forward.

After braking with his feet, he turned back excitedly, "Hey, this bike’s pretty fast!"

Guan Yu watched him run around wildly with a look of observing a silly child, "The landlord’s foolish son, it’s like boasting he has legs."

Shu Ran: "The key is when he looks back, that fake hair covers half his face, making him look even sillier."

Mu Qiu looked at Li Yang, who moments ago was full of despair, now playing happily, truly like the landlord’s foolish son.

The foolish son, Li Yang, after adapting to the speed of the luxurious four-wheeler, pedaled away onto the main road.

"I’ll head off first, see you guys in front!"

Then he was huffing and puffing as he ran inside, since pedaling with feet on the ground, his whole body exerted itself, chains of gold and iron on his clothes jingling all the way.

Combing with the reflection, when he’s far off, from behind, he looked like a glowing electric ball.

Guan Yu shielded her eyes with a hand, "Ah! Such a dazzling light! Is this the inborn brilliance of the non-mainstream youth?"

Mu Qiu raised an eyebrow, "So that’s why the non-mainstream are so bright, it’s because of the gold chains?"

Shi Yuhuai showed a peculiar expression, "It really looks strange."

"Brother Huai, if you think it’s strange, it must be elevated by two more levels."

Shi Yuhuai glanced at her, turned his head arrogantly.

The director knocked on the cardboard box, signaling the second person to draw lots.

Everyone stopped laughing, and Mu Qiu nonchalantly, thinking she was being sneaky, stepped back a step.

Unexpectedly, everyone was stepping back, after stepping back, looking around, goodness, five people still on the same line.

Guan Yu glanced at Shu Ran, "Shu Ran, how about you go second? I think your outfit needs a better car, if we get them first, you’ll be out of options."

Shu Ran backed up three steps in her high heels, eyeing her warily, "You stop tricking me, what if I draw one like Li Yang’s?"

"Emmm... leave it to fate?"

Shu Ran: "...... Then you leave it to fate, you go draw first!"

"You first!"

"You first!"

"You’re so pretty, you go first!"

"You’re so special today, you first!"

Mu Qiu was just beside, like Shi Yuhuai, turned to look at Shu Ran, then Guan Yu, with her head turn this way and that.

Cheng Zhirang behind her looked on, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, wanting to reach out and hold her still. 𝒻𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘸ℯ𝒷𝘯𝘰𝑣ℯ𝑙.𝘤𝑜𝘮

Fortunately, Shu Ran and Guan Yu’s "dispute" soon ended—they both simultaneously looked at the person behind Mu Qiu... Shi Yuhuai.

Shi Yuhuai: Targeted, wanting to run.

Guan Yu spoke sincerely, "Brother Huai, isn’t it good watching the fun?"

Shu Ran surprisingly coordinated with her, saying to Shi Yuhuai, "Watching fun comes at a price, Brother Huai, it’s time for you to show your gentlemanly demeanor."

Shi Yuhuai hid behind Mu Qiu, although he could only hide to her chest, at least there was a place to avoid the pursuit of the two ladies.

He said, "I refuse."

"I have no gentlemanly demeanor."

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Mu Qiu: ??? Suddenly insulted.

Being tall is a big deal huh?! Watch me jump up and punch your knee! (Super fierce)