I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 202: Brother Huai’s Hand, Slightly Trembling
Hearing her say this, Guan Yu felt relieved.
"I told you it’s impossible. This kind of thing, like drawing a sword to help when seeing injustice, could never happen to Brother Huai. Let alone paying the bill, shopping, carrying bags, and knowing to let a girl walk inside the road. This absolutely couldn’t be Brother Huai!"
"Don’t be like that," Mu Qiu decided to defend Shi Yuhuai for the sake of a certain expired red envelope, "Brother Huai is also capable of drawing a sword to help when seeing injustice."
"Whether the target of the sword includes the bullied girl, that we don’t know."
The girl in the pink clothes almost couldn’t hold back her laughter. Her mouth twitched, but she barely suppressed the rising smile and continued her lines, wildly praising a certain killer’s virtues.
Everyone listened carefully once more, and finally, Shu Ran made the decision: "Alright, we can basically confirm it’s not Brother Huai."
[My first reaction was that it was Cheng Zhirang, then I thought, the era isn’t right!]
[Add one, this is definitely not my Brother Long Legs]
[You can tell from this setup, the fans’ true desires]
[Lian Yi: If Brother doesn’t have it, we just create it ourselves! (eyes glowing red)]
[Hahahaha, could it be that Brother Huai will be ’kind, polite, considerate, and warm’ throughout today?]
[Is my heart-throbbing man about to appear?]
[Shi Yuhuai: Collapsed, won’t see you any longer]
[Well done, Lian Yis! It’s this kind of tension that’s exciting! I just love the way boys act awkwardly when they’re in a difficult situation!]
[Too realistic, Shu Ran’s "I definitely won’t believe it" face is just too real]
[Shu Ran: Frowning, I must have heard wrong]
[Hahahahahaha, been hurt too many times by straight men!]
[From Brother Huai’s expressionless face, I see his genuine thoughts on the verge of collapsing]
[Is there only a personality reversal, nothing else?]
[I think there must be something more exciting! Waiting for Brother Huai to collapse!]
[Can’t see the comments under the official post, could someone who praised it too much reveal something?]
[I can only say, it’s all very exciting, extremely exciting, beyond everyone’s imagination]
[...]
No one was willing to believe it, yet the Lian Yis actually fabricated a vastly different identity for Shi Yuhuai compared to himself.
Maybe it’s that what you can’t get, you imagine?
Though unwilling to believe it, everyone knew, without a doubt, this was talking about Shi Yuhuai’s identity.
Guan Yu nudged Mu Qiu and nodded toward her, "You’re from the same era, go ask if there’s some kind of identity card or something."
Mu Qiu stood up, tidied her clothes, and ran over to bend down and ask the girl in pink.
"Pardon me, young lady, where can one meet this perfect man you speak of?"
The others: "......" We told you to ask, but not to ask this!
The girl still hadn’t moved from her role, weakly clutching her handkerchief and pointing further ahead, "That day, I met him at that alley entrance. I rushed into the alley in panic but couldn’t find a way out. In the nick of time, he descended from the sky, stepping on clouds, his clothes fluttering..."
"Stop," Mu Qiu covered her mouth, advising sincerely, "Young lady, as a female knight, I advise you with my years of experience in traveling the martial world, this seemingly perfect man is highly likely to be a scoundrel! At best, he’ll hurt your feelings, at worst, harm your whole family. You must be cautious!"
Girl: ? Ruining a relationship?
Shi "Scoundrel" Yuhuai: Personal reputation damaged.
Having obtained the most important information and having advised the virtuous woman, Mu Qiu retreated with accomplishments, directing everyone towards a certain alley entrance ahead.
"Let’s go, let’s go, let’s discover Brother Huai’s new identity together."
Everyone headed out, Li Yang lagged behind, his gaze still on the two pretty girls, pondering their hairstyles.
Ahead, Guan Yu called back to him.
"Hey, chain-loving emo in the back! Hurry up!"
The emo sighed and rolled his eyes, jogging to catch up.
Five minutes later, six people were squatting in a circle, staring at the identity card in Shi Yuhuai’s hands, lost in thought.
[Charming Killer—you are a charismatic man who loves to save the world, especially fond of rescuing women from perilous situations. You are enthusiastic, cheerful, attentive, and thoughtful, charming countless women despite being a killer who isn’t home often. Your personal charm conquers many women, including your foes.]
The silence lingered in the alley, the six eccentrically dressed people couldn’t speak for a moment.
After a while.
Guan Yu: "Truly ruthless."
Li Yang: "Too ruthless."
Shu Ran: "Brother Huai can’t be a proper person all day today."
Mu Qiu: "From my experience, after the last sentence, there should be a very exciting Chapter of love and hatred. For example, Brother Huai, you had an epic romance with a nemesis, then ruthlessly abandoned her, and in anger, she ended it for you."
Shi Yuhuai’s hand holding the identity card trembled slightly.
Cheng Zhirang suddenly reached out to flip the identity card in Shi Yuhuai’s hand back and forth.
"There should still be prompts, isn’t it supposed to guide us to complete the task?"
The others, still immersed in the fact that Shi Yuhuai couldn’t be himself, quickly looked at the back of the identity card upon hearing this.
Guan Yu excitedly urged, "Quick, quick, quick, see if there’s anything else written on this card, is it like Mu Qiu guessed?!"
Shu Ran also got excited, "Is it a story of warm-hearted Brother Huai and his nemesis’ love and hate?!"
Shi Yuhuai reluctantly, slowly turned the identity card over, and sure enough, there was a piece of paper pasted on the back.
[Ha! Didn’t see that coming, huh? That woman in your heart has already met her demise at my hands! If you want revenge, come to Death Cliff to find me!]
Mu Qiu analyzed carefully, "This should be a message from a woman?"
Shi Yuhuai turned his head expressionlessly to look at her.
"...My bad, it’s definitely a woman’s message. Brother Huai, this is probably the nemesis you abandoned!"
At this moment, she still wanted to say one more thing to the pink-clad girl in the pavilion: See? Loving him is deadly.
Shi Yuhuai’s palm covered the words, and he put the identity card away, "Could this be a trap?"
Guan Yu: "What trap?"
Shu Ran: "Trap... could it be that an enemy, out of love turned hatred, wants you to go to some Death Cliff just to end you?"
Li Yang exclaimed: "A Hongmen Feast?"
Mu Qiu observed Shi Yuhuai’s increasingly gloomy expression, her eyes flickered, "Brother Huai probably means he thinks it’s all fake."
"No warm-hearted killer, no epic romance, no cherished woman, it’s all fake..." Leaving some space for ellipsis, she continued, "But of course, that’s impossible. Brother Huai, just accept your fate. You’re not only a warm-hearted guy but also owe many romantic debts."
Shi Yuhuai took a deep breath, eyes closed.
Li Yang cautiously put a hand on his shoulder, speaking in an elder’s tone, "Brother Huai, thinking of blocking them?"
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Shi Yuhuai: As long as I close and reopen my eyes, someone will tell me it’s all fake.
