I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 228: Postpartum Care for Sows (Hahahahahaha)

Chapter 228: Chapter 228: Postpartum Care for Sows (Hahahahahaha)

Five seconds after the countdown ended, an electronic voice sounded.

"Congratulations to Li Yang for selecting the insert exam subject: Addition and Subtraction Chemistry."

"Congratulations to Shu Ran for selecting the insert exam subject: Postpartum Care of Sows."

Mu Qiu was still pondering how to explain why her electronic voice didn’t sound, when she heard that mechanical voice mention postpartum care of sows...

"Pfft!"

"...Hahahahahahaha, what is this?!"

"This... pfft! Sister Shu Ran, your luck is just too good, hahahahahahaha!"

"Sows’ what? Postpartum care? Hahahahahahahaha, whose idea was this?!"

Guan Yu’s hysterical laughter came from the doorway, getting closer and closer, then ringing in the ears like a gong, making people’s heads spin.

Along with Mu Qiu and Li Yang’s incessant laughter, and the staff around suppressing their giggles, it all combined to successfully turn the incredulous Shu Ran’s face blue.

Getting her to wear a cheongsam and ride a donkey cart was one thing! But now making her take an exam on postpartum sow care?!

Shu Ran instantly stood up, imitating what Shi Yuhuai did earlier, frantically searching for the power-off button.

After searching in vain for a long time, she slapped her hand on a nearby stone table, turned around wanting to flee, only to be grabbed by Guan Yu and Mu Qiu.

Mu Qiu: "Sister Shu Ran, calm down! You must stay calm!" 𝓯𝓻𝒆𝙚𝒘𝓮𝙗𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝒍.𝙘𝓸𝙢

Guan Yu: "Come, come, deep breath! Inhale——"

Li Yang, that fool, was still beside them laughing uproariously, slapping his thigh without noticing Shu Ran’s murderous glare as if looking at a dead person.

Shu Ran closed her eyes, inhaling and exhaling, trying hard to calm down. Forget it, she couldn’t calm down, she might as well faint right there.

She leaned her head back, closed her eyes, and fainted into Guan Yu’s arms.

Flustered, Guan Yu caught her, "Oh my, look who’s angry now, Shu Ran! Hang in there! I’ll pinch your philtrum right away!"

Shu Ran: "..." She was so angry she snapped awake immediately.

Mu Qiu laughed until her eyes curved, the eyeliner at the corners matching her eyes’ upward arc, extending into a beautiful landscape.

Forced to ’wake up,’ Shu Ran glared fiercely at Li Yang, who continued laughing hysterically: "Li Yang, is it funny?"

"Funny, hahahahahahahaha!"

"...Shut up!"

"Wait a minute! Hahahahaha, it’s just too funny, I need to laugh enough to stop, hahahahaha!"

Shu Ran rolled her eyes so hard they almost went to the back of her head.

[Hahahahahaha what the heck is this subject, postpartum care for sows!]

[Yangyang, do you still want to fall in love like this?!]

[Once this episode airs, he probably won’t be able to date for at least six months.]

[Li Yang, you should be more considerate, Shu Ran probably wants to tear you apart.]

[Well, I’m reassured now.]

[I’m not confident in Li Yang’s body and face, but now he made me confident in his mouth.]

[That mouth... only I can handle it/doghead]

[Shu Ran is so angry she’s lightheaded, hahahahahahahaha]

[Li Yang, your mouth is about to rival Brother Huai’s, but even Brother Huai isn’t as arrogant as you.]

Under Shu Ran’s murderous gaze, Li Yang didn’t laugh for much longer, soon covering his mouth to stop and blinked innocently to apologize.

Looking back on the earlier episodes, he used to worry about losing fans and offending seniors, but now he’s gotten so cheeky and doesn’t miss any chance to laugh at seniors.

Mu Qiu shook her head, sighed, "Men are so fickle."

Fans often said the stage prince was gone, but that’s not true, he just changed now.

Ever since putting on this outfit, it’s like he’s letting himself go.

After sighing, Mu Qiu began to ask about serious matters.

"Li Yang, what exactly is this Addition and Subtraction Chemistry? It’s not real chemistry questions, right?"

Guan Yu tentatively asked Shu Ran, "You don’t really have to take an exam on postpartum care of sows... right?"

Shu Ran: "I don’t want to hear that name."

Guan Yu: "...Okk."

It seemed they’ve provoked another person into a frenzy.

Despite being quite angry, she had no choice but to try the exam in case the name was just unreliable.

Two minutes later, as Li Yang was still studying the exam rules, Shu Ran fell into utter despair.

"First question: How many months is a sow’s pregnancy generally?"

A: Two months

B: Four months

C: Six months

D: How would I know?!

Shu Ran firmly chose D, and even Guan Yu couldn’t stop her.

Unsurprisingly, it was the wrong answer.

Then, in utter despair, Shu Ran closed her eyes tightly, reaching the peak of irritability.

"How would I know how long a sow’s pregnancy is?! Who on-site would know how long it lasts?!!!"

Guan Yu: "Uh, maybe the director knows?"

"The director knows... the director knows, but I don’t! What does it matter to me if the director knows?!"

She was just short of grabbing her hair and yelling.

Mu Qiu tried to soothe her, "Calm down, it’s okay, later you and Brother Huai can find the director and threaten him to change it, here, borrow my treasured knife."

Shu Ran, with a numb expression: "Can your treasured knife cut through an electronic screen?"

"...That probably won’t work."

"I just want the electronic screen to disappear right now, and for the sow and its postpartum care to disappear too!"

The prim and elegant lady from the teaser, who merely had a hint of sass, was finally driven crazy by the show.

An irritable woman is not to be messed with, so Mu Qiu stepped back two steps, just enough to stand behind Li Yang, naturally bending to look at his interface.

Li Yang, still staring at the exam rules on the screen and finding Shu Ran’s reaction amusing, looked like the silly son of a landlord.

"Laugh, laugh, it’s all you do, can’t you try handling yours properly, what’s up with yours?"

Li Yang grinned widely, "I like to laugh. Why don’t you go back to dealing with yours?"

Not noticing her electronic voice didn’t go off.

Mu Qiu, calm-faced, made up on the spot, "Mine is simple."

"Simple?"

"Genetics, simple, right? Since I can’t do it anyway, isn’t that simple?"

"..." Li Yang gave her a thumbs-up, "That’s a well-reasoned explanation."

"So, have you figured yours out? I’m just waiting to see if yours is harder than mine, let’s go crazy together."

"Mine is kind of odd; it’s not traditional chemistry."

Mu Qiu raised an eyebrow, "Then what is it? Arithmetic?"

Li Yang nodded, his expression subtle.

"Impressive arithmetic, let me broaden your horizons."

He swiped through the identity questions on the interface and reached the first insert subject question.

Electronic voice: "In industrial production, which two chemical substances are combined to manufacture coffee?"

It was a fill-in-the-blank question.

This question was puzzling—what two chemical substances make coffee... isn’t coffee made from coffee beans?

"What do you think makes it?"

Li Yang: "I think it’s an Olympiad problem, needing some time."

"....."

"Is there a sample problem?"

"There is."

He clicked on the sample problem, and Mu Qiu leaned over to look.

"Industrial Moon Manufacture: Mn+O2=Moon."

"..." Who in the hell came up with this genius idea?!

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Director: Who said I know a sow’s pregnancy term? I don’t know!