I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 235: Major Cheating Scene
Five minutes later, three women and one man sat sideways at their respective "exam desks," trying hard to huddle closer to the center position.
On Mu Qiu’s desk, a tablet was propped up on a stand, streaming the current show live.
The guests watched the guests in the show via the tablet, finally understanding where the director’s daily amusement came from.
Mu Qiu lowered her head to adjust the settings, habitually tweaking the brightness and volume to her liking, and opened up the live comments.
Then she took a deep breath and, speaking to the tablet... or maybe the camera, she reasoned and emotionally appealed:
"Dear audience, our program’s competition has reached its final stage. Given the difficulty of the questions posed by the show crew, stretching the limits of our knowledge amnesia zone, we’re now hoping to seek your help."
Guan Yu leaned over: "Dear audience, please lend us a hand, I believe there are plenty of talents among you all, now it’s time for everyone to pull together—"
Li Yang: "To unite as one—"
Shu Ran nervously chimed in: "Many hands make light work—"
Mu Qiu concluded perfectly: "So, next, we’ll click to start the exam, and when the camera captures the questions or we read them out, you guys can tell us the answers in the comments, okay?"
Li Yang watched as the comments scrolled by rapidly, trying hard to adapt to being a streamer who answers viewers’ questions:
"Some of you say you don’t know either, that’s fine, you can search online for us. We can’t all search using one tablet, which is why we’re asking you for help."
Guan Yu and Shu Ran also joined in to answer questions.
"What about Brother Cheng and Brother Huai? They’re not here yet, so unfortunately, they just can’t catch this good era~"
"Someone actually knows about postpartum care for sows?? Well then, Shufu Jia, please help me think of an answer."
After briefly answering a few questions, Mu Qiu adjusted the stand higher, turning her head to ask the ones on her left and right, "Are you ready? We’re about to start."
Li Yang, Shu Ran, and Guan Yu nodded, and the comments on the screen were filled with rows of "Ready."
A strange feeling of excitement emerged, like being in an emergency team fight.
"It’s starting!"
The four of them simultaneously clicked to start the exam and entered the answering phase, while the live viewers shared in the nervous anticipation.
Shu Ran was the first to encounter a question on interspersed exam subjects, nervously asking, "How long is a sow’s pregnancy?"
A small number of comments flashed across the screen.
Mu Qiu calmly called out the answer: "Four months! Someone said four months!"
Shu Ran clicked the option, and an electronic voice promptly announced: "Correct answer."
It worked! This method is absolutely brilliant!
The second question on interspersed exam subjects went to Mu Qiu.
"If both parents have type B blood, and they have a child with type O blood, what blood type might their next child be?"
"Choose D, right?" 𝘧𝓇ℯ𝑒𝓌𝑒𝑏𝓃𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭.𝒸ℴ𝓂
Electronic voice: "Correct answer."
The third one was Li Yang.
"Industrial... how do you spell industrial wife???"
"I see it, I see it, Mu Qiu, click to make it stop!"
Mu Qiu randomly tapped an option, causing the comments to pause for him to copy.
"2W+I₂+2Fe=2Wife... What on earth is this? The show’s crew has a really wild imagination."
"And mine!" Guan Yu ran over and joined the group in front of the tablet, "My English? Everyone, use your imagination!"
"Tony... Tony with water??? That works too!"
They were busy reading questions aloud to the audience and copying answers, chaos ensuing at the scene. Similarly, the viewers helping with the questions were bustling with activity.
[Blood type is linked to x dominant inheritance, right??? I can do it!]
[Are these elements really in the periodic table?]
[It’s time to use the periodic table pages I’ve cherished for years]
[Sows need postnatal anti-inflammatory care too!!!]
[Yangyang! K+I+2S=Kiss!]
[Guan Yu!!! Why isthe peace! (I really don’t mean to curse)]
[Mu Qiu’s question requires too high a level of knowledge, I’ll go to Guan Yu and Shu Ran’s instead]
[I, a senior high student, answering Mu Qiu’s question, suddenly feel nervous]
[Feels like being singled out by a teacher for an oral exam]
[Food leak oil! Pour heavy rain!]
[I know about industrial cooling! Cl₂+2O₂=2cool!]
[One π nonsense!]
[Duck not necessary!]
[Star emptiness, life no rules]
[I even recited all the comments... they’re toxic]
[A sow gives birth twice a year! Four months each time! Even sows can get depressed!]
[Mu Qiu! It’s mitosis and amitosis! Don’t listen to those fools saying something like filamentous fission!]
[Be bold, Yangyang! Just as you imagined! 2Bi+2Li=bilibili]
[Is it because I only remember hydrogen helium lithium beryllium boron? I didn’t know these two elements are in the periodic table]
[Suddenly feel like if I help Mu Qiu clear the level, I’ll succeed in college entrance exams]
[I didn’t expect so many students watching the show? They’re all top students]
[Memory-fading old aunt watching the comments dazedly, shedding tears of old age dementia]
[I gained so much knowledge from a variety show]
[Wow, this is an online cheating scene]
[So much like when I was busy in open-book college exams]
[I’m pretty sure the show crew copied the questions online, all the answers can be found]
[The determination of human gender type is indeed xy! But not for chickens!]
[Humans are XY type, chickens are ZW type, locusts are XO type]
[I suspect there’s a biology teacher among us]
[Does the show crew really expect someone to pass with questions this hard? If Mu Qiu hadn’t cheated and brought a tablet, everyone would be stuck]
[Anyway, the four of them do indeed have a challenge, Brother Huai’s math must be tough too, and we still don’t know about Brother Cheng’s]
[Cheng Zhirang’s must be particularly easy, right? Then they’ll say it’s a benefit for him, and let him win anyway]
[This show always favors Cheng Zhirang, don’t they see Li Yang, the popular sensation?]
[I honestly didn’t see them favoring Cheng Zhirang, they clearly favor all six of them together]
[Isn’t it satisfying to answer the questions? Adults just make things complicated, do more homework and you won’t overthink]
[Sows really can have uterine and breast inflammations!]
[I read the comments out loud and got a mixed beating from my parents... My mom’s an English teacher, my dad’s a chemistry teacher]
[You should learn biology]
[Genetics is too hard, I’ve already collapsed]
[Brother Cheng and Brother Huai arrived! At the door!]
[Brother Cheng is so handsome!]
[The two of them are watching the four here furiously copying homework hahaha]
[So Brother Cheng is about to start the questions now]
When Cheng Zhirang and Shi Yuhuai entered the studio, the four "copying homework" were deeply engrossed.
Li Yang and Shu Ran ran back and forth by Mu Qiu, then happily returned with the answers.
None of them noticed their arrival.
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Program crew: Our perfectly designed game turned into a national online exam cheating event...
