I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 239: I’m Not Fast

The mischievous Shi Yuhuai wasn’t bothered by their complaints, and even tilted his head slightly with his arms crossed.

A blatant provocation.

Guan Yu puckered her lips sourly: "Brother Huai, aren’t you supposed to have a punishment? Even if you found the answer, shouldn’t this punishment slow you down?"

"It’s because it did slow me down that I didn’t pass the exam as soon as I got the answer."

Li Yang was curious: "What do you mean? Was the punishment that you had to wait until we all started the exam for you to start?"

"No, it’s a task."

Shi Yuhuai closed his eyes for a moment, then continued expressionless: "They made me get pursued by three female extras, and I had to turn over a new leaf without causing conflict by telling them I already have a true love."

Every single word, and even punctuation, made him feel physically uncomfortable.

As soon as he finished speaking, the others started to stifle laughter.

Shu Ran controlled the corners of her mouth: "In that case, it really does seem like a fitting punishment."

Mu Qiu pressed a hand to her mouth, hiding the upward curve: "Does this mean it’s akin to how to settle down while juggling multiple relationships?"

Guan Yu: "So tragic, for Brother Huai, that’s like facing a pile of bombs."

Li Yang couldn’t hold back, grinning brightly: "No wonder I just saw a group of girls chasing you down several streets, hahaha!"

Shi Yuhuai gave them a look as if they were mentally challenged, averting his eyes, refusing to engage.

Cheng Zhirang was also laughing.

But his laugh seemed more like watching "a child at home telling a joke that needs a laugh for encouragement."

After questioning Shi Yuhuai and learning the "secret" to being first, everyone shifted their focus to the second place.

Shu Ran leaned over to ask: "Brother Huai found the answer, so Brother Cheng, how did you manage it so quickly?"

"I’m not fast."

Cheng Zhirang responded instinctively with this sentence, only then realizing this might have been ambiguous?

So he paused, looked up at the subtly amused expressions of the female guests opposite.

[Brother Cheng, you’re not fast, I know]

[Brother Cheng takes a long time, I’m a witness]

[I knew some perverts would come out dreaming]

[Huai Bao you’re the best!]

[Brother Huai actually pulled off a comeback!!!] 𝑓𝘳𝘦𝑒𝑤𝑒𝘣𝘯ℴ𝘷𝘦𝓁.𝑐𝑜𝑚

[Brother Cheng, I don’t believe you’re not fast unless you show me]

[Brother Huai: Good thing I’m tall]

[Mu Qiu is too tragic, hahaha, worked hard for so long and found out someone really did cheat]

[??? I went through two workbooks and didn’t bet on the first?]

[I even recalled all the postpartum care of my sow, and still end up at the bottom?]

[Mu Qiu: Damn it, I worked so hard, and ended up losing to height]

[This episode actually had a Huai comeback?! I still have the screenshot where it starts with a bang]

[Wuwuwu Brother Cheng’s acting as a pervert is so captivating]

[Brother Cheng come imprison me and torture me, I’m thick-skinned, can take it]

[Brother Cheng: Do our female guests know too much?]

[Mu Qiu handing out dates felt like handing out bombs, as if trying to bring everyone down in desperation, hahaha]

[I’ve been waiting for the moment Brother Cheng finds out the dates are poisoned]

[Brother Cheng put it to his mouth and then put it down, hahaha, it’s killing me]

[Brother Huai has really turned bad... Lian Yi finds it very comforting]

[So is there any other twist left?]

[When Brother Huai was chased by those girls, it made me and my family’s chicken want to crow]

[These exams indeed seem unconnected with the tasks, don’t they?]

[Mu Qiu always summarizes things so well that match my thoughts, most fully dressed, gentlest laugh equals most perverted]

[Mu Qiu actually has both real and fake ID cards... readers are astonished]

[Mu Qiu and that young guy should have had a tragic love-hate relationship from start to finish, but couldn’t fully act it out]

[Mu Qiu will be locked up later, locked in a small dark room to write, yet didn’t get to experience it, tsk]

[Our intention is to let her know love and hate wastes time, if no writing then into the small dark room, but Cheng acted it into a beautiful captive spell, seems she wants a second try]

[I’m increasingly feeling this team is just two family heads taking four kids on a vacation]

[Earlier two people quietly doing problems, the other four run around lively center-staged, just like my family celebrating the New Year’s together]

[Hahaha I bet on Brother Huai!]

[Me too! Couldn’t have imagined holding back tears betting with fan filter, now turning out as the biggest winner!]

[Again no money... but my bet on Brother Cheng was just a bit off!]

[Brother Cheng, you’re not fast, we all know, don’t worry]

[If I hadn’t tried it myself yesterday to check if he’s fast, I’d believe what you say]

[Brother Cheng: Use skewers to seal their mouths and drag them out for roasting]

[Camera zooms out, revealing a whole group of bizarrely dressed men and women having an illegal gathering]

[Among them, the one in pink and the one sparkling are particularly prominent]

Cheng Zhirang tilted his head and closed his eyes, sighed, and continued speaking amidst their half- laughing expressions.

"Actually, my progress should be the slowest of everyone. Because I just arrived here to choose the subject, and then immediately started the exam."

"And I only passed after trying three times consecutively."

"As they say," Guan Yu pointed to everyone else besides him and Shi Yuhuai, "which of us didn’t try three times?"

"Different, your three attempts are because the rules required completion within three, that’s your limit. My three attempts were a must, and only three."

Mu Qiu: "??? This speech sounds so much like, ’You score a hundred because that’s all you can, I score a hundred because the paper only goes to a hundred’ the genius talk?"

While she spoke, Cheng Zhirang turned his head to look into her eyes, listening intently, giving the impression he was listening carefully, and when she finished, he shook his head to reply.

"Not that meaning. What I mean is, the show gave me the perk that all my questions only had A.B.C three options."

"...What, what do you mean?" The rest were still a bit confused.

Three options, three attempts...

Mu Qiu looked up, her clear eyes filled with tiny glimmers, looking at him with full belief.

Cheng Zhirang’s beautifully delicate eyes softened unconsciously, explaining to them in a gentle voice.

"Because there weren’t many questions, and each only had three options, all I had to do was remember the wrong choices from the first two attempts, avoid them on the third, and the remaining option would be correct."

"Whether the subject is quantum physics or something simple or hard, I wouldn’t worry, I wouldn’t even need to read the questions, just choose the options."

"As long as I remembered, the third attempt would certainly pass."

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Brother Cheng’s little sunflower classroom is in session, everyone keep quiet and take notes while listening~