I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 258: Yangyang: It Hit Me!

When the blind box fell to the ground, Li Yang turned back with a frown and told them in shock, "...It hit me!"

Guan Yu: "We saw it."

Mu Qiu: "Witnessed the whole thing."

......

He turned back again, stared at that thing for a while, picked it up, and held it far away to take a look.

The thing that hit him was an inflatable plastic mallet...

Feeling speechless, he reached in to take out the instruction card and read it to the camera. 𝘧𝓇ℯ𝑒𝓌𝑒𝑏𝓃𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭.𝒸ℴ𝓂

"Without touching the toy, clearly and emotionally read the words on the toy’s leg... Is it that simple???"

Just read the words once?

"I don’t think it’s as simple as you imagine," Mu Qiu guessed, "Being clear and emotional might be quite challenging."

Guan Yu also nodded, "I think so too, find out where the toy’s leg is first."

Li Yang put the instruction card aside and moved closer to take a look.

This toy roughly resembles the Haier brothers, except both hands are mallet-shaped, with a slightly hard plastic ball on top.

It seemed the air wasn’t fully inflated, appearing soft and deflated.

He easily found its leg, beneath the red shorts, indeed there was a line of words, but how they were written on it was unknown and very blurry.

Li Yang even complained, "Who wrote these words? They’re so blurry that I thought I had astigmatism, and the words are so small... Ow!!!"

He had just got a bit closer when the previously deflated inflatable toy suddenly filled with air and gave him a smack on the face.

Then it let out a burst of laugh-like sounds.

Li Yang covered his face with one hand, "...It hit me again!!!"

Mu Qiu was left staring at the toy "waving its arms" for two seconds before bursting with laughter.

...Pfft!

"Hahahaha what a cute thing is this?!"

"Oh, is this infrared detection?"

"Detecting what? Detecting idiots poking their head? Hahahahaha!"

"Li Yang, didn’t you just say this game was easy?"

"And emotionally invested, it’s hard to even see clearly!"

Li Yang looked at the silly toy he was holding with gritted teeth. Now that no one’s near it, it reverted to being soft and deflated.

...These days even inflatable toys can two-face you! One way when no one’s around, another when someone’s present!

Guan Yu, laughing, suggested to him, "Li Yang, why not bear with it, finish the reading with emotion, and then deflate it for revenge!"

Shu Ran: "Makes sense, since you’re getting hit anyway, might as well take it all at once."

Sounds so humble.

But damn it, it does make sense, Li Yang tearfully decided to adopt this suggestion.

He held the blind box with both hands, keeping his head down as much as possible, positioning his wig top towards the likely hit direction, and tried hard to open his eyes wide to see that line of words.

From the others’ perspective, only his entire head looked like it was about to drill into the blind box like an electric drill.

The key was the two mallet hands on top kept hitting him, turning his wig into an afro.

Guan Yu: "Li Yang! They told you to look with your eyes, not to chew with your mouth!"

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Pfft hahahahahaha Li Yang, you’re hilarious like this!

Li Yang, your wig! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

This laugh was particularly loud, everyone laughed while looking at the back of Li Yang’s wig.

Since the mallet hands were plastic and the wig likely not very good quality, those who’ve ever studied physics should know when two conductive objects rub against each other...

Li Yang’s wig hairs stood up hahahahahaha!

Mu Qiu joyously squatted on the ground, covering her eyes, tears nearly bursting out from laughter.

Who knows where the production team found this toy, it’s so hilarious!

Even Cheng Zhirang’s chest pin on his suit was shaking with laughter, and Shi Yuhuai lying on a deck chair was choking with laughter, no one in the academy escaped the comedic scene’s influence.

Even Li Yang himself, with his head buried in the blind box, laughed with each word he read, unable to speak clearly for ages, only the sound of laughter capturing into the mic.

The comments were filled with "hahaha, my gosh."

[I want this toy, 20 bucks can I buy it?]

[Plastic friction produced static electricity hahahahahaha damn]

[That’s why buying a quality wig is much important]

[So when I and my boyfriend argue, is it true I hit him too... He was on the sofa with his head against my belly]

[Oh damn, the couple arguing, this is so similar hahahahaha, do you also rub your boyfriend’s hair to stand up?]

[Li Yang, you’re so funny!!]

[I remember I initially stanned a stage prince named Li Yang...]

[Li Yang laughed till he couldn’t anymore, seems like he’s about to bow to the mallet toy]

[Yangyang: It hit me! Me: It’s okay, kiddo, mama will hit it back for you! My mom: Hahahahaha why is the star you like so funny]

[Brother Cheng and Brother Huai are my laughter judges, if they laugh, it means this is too funny]

[Laughed till forgot they were chewing on bones, ended up swallowing them]

[Mu Qiu covering her face but I’m staring at her chest]

[Judging from their chest shaking frequency, at first, they hold back little by little, then can’t help but high-frequency laugh to the point of trembling]

[Brother Cheng’s chest muscles, I mean, chest pin, shaking making me dizzy]

[The previous girl is probably not doing well, symptoms this severe]

[Now I’ll never forget the static electricity experiment results in my life]

[I’m out of strength to laugh, let me take a break]

Even when laughing to the point of having to close his eyes, Li Yang eventually withstood the mallet toy’s beating and the surrounding outburst of laughter to identify the line of words.

However, being clear and emotionally invested was unattainable, yelling out loud was possible.

"Even though life beats me down, I am still the greatest!!!"

Such a dumb toy actually had such a positive motivational message.

After shouting it out, he held the blind box with both hands, like doffing a mascot head, moving hands not head, pulling it outwards.

Because he wasn’t quick enough, the mallet actually landed one last punch on his head, hitting him right on the nose.

...If that were a fake nose, it’d have been knocked crooked, the production team would owe compensation!

He placed the blind box on the stone table next to him, stared woodenly at the camera. The wig was hanging crookedly on his head, the "standing" golden hairs now perfectly erected on top.

The whole thing was an electrostatic antenna.

The cameraman couldn’t hold back a snicker.

Even though he quickly made up for it, by burying his face into his arm’s flesh to stifle the leaking laughter, he still couldn’t escape Li Yang’s death stare.

At the end of this punishment, Li Yang felt like he wanted to fall down on the spot to scam the program team.

He sacrificed so much for this show...

The director was still sitting amidst the crowd laughing like an autumn blossom.

"Alright, Li Yang completed the punishment hahahahahahaha..."

Li Yang: Angry nostrils flaring.jpg.

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Posted a picture on Weibo, everyone can guess the feeling of Yangyang (dog head)