I'm Crushing on Gorgeous Faces in Variety Shows!-Chapter 436 - 435: Wow, I’m So Scared

[Hahahahahahaha, aren’t you guys the real devils?!]

[Her speaking on behalf of two people alone really left me dumbfounded]

[Although it’s a prank, Brother Cheng’s subconscious reaction really makes me envious]

[Haha, don’t you all think the show gave Mu Qiu and their group too simple a game? It’s practically a giveaway]

[I think so too, compared to that crescent moon outside the window just now, this round’s question is really much simpler and no one’s even disrupting it]

[And you still say there’s no script?]

[I think it’s because recently Mu Qiu and Cheng Zhirang’s relationship was revealed, and then yesterday they trended with that hot search, the director is clearly favoring Mu Qiu]

[Jiang Lu and Cheng Zhirang are also in Shu Ran’s group, but they don’t get this kind of treatment, Cheng Zhirang really must love her]

[I’m taking Jiang Lu away, don’t mention beauties]

[So Mu Qiu is really entering the entertainment industry? I knew it, yesterday’s car-bumping incident was blown up like a cheesy idol drama]

[Just a car-bumping incident? May I ask if there’s something wrong with your brain? Or do you quite enjoy being bumped into like that? Then your taste must be unique, your life must be particularly dull]

[I knew it, after yesterday’s incident there was no chance the water army wouldn’t come out, look, here they are, even though they’re a bit late, their words are still so sickening]

[Isn’t the recall function the MVP’s golden finger?]

[Honestly, I want to ask, what exactly is this display?]

[No way, does Mu Qiu really have to say it so many times, she’s just a novelist, not entering the entertainment industry, not entering! Can’t understand human words?]

[I think Mu Qiu did go a bit overboard, deliberately targeting Cheng Zhirang to deduct points for the win, it’s really unfair to Shu Ran and Jiang Lu]

[Let me think, the last time I heard "it’s unfair to others" was probably last episode, when Ye Mian tricked her husband]

[I say some people have been single for fifty, sixty, seventy, eighty years and that’s fine, but why do they love to interfere in other people’s relationships?]

[No worries, feel free to express your opinions, our Cheng Zhi is watching, if anyone talks smack, we’ll report them all without hesitation]

[Can’t you just watch the show peacefully? Always complaining like Tang Zi]

[Did you eat a pound of sour lemons before watching the show? If you’re really so bitter that you need to vent, I beg you to drink a ton of honey first, okay?]

[Don’t mention the relationship, Brother Cheng doesn’t want his dating life to be this heavily scrutinized]

[If you’re really saying the director is biased towards Mu Qiu, add Li Yang and it might make more sense]

[Why is Li Yang involved again? Are you going to target everyone on this show?]

[I’m worn out, I’ll just close the bullet screen for now, and come back after Cheng Zhi’s older sisters sweep the waves]

[There are sour dogs everywhere, especially here]

[...]

Mu Qiu threw a "maniac" at Guan Yu and asked her, "You couldn’t possibly have been muted for such a short while and already lost your mind, right?"

Guan Yu glared at her and stormed off: "Fine, I won’t speak, but you’re definitely up to something! I won’t use this feature either!"

"If I don’t use it and you don’t use it, then when I start talking later, will you do the same?"

"...Hmph."

She already went over to grab Wei Yi and Shi Yuhuai to huddle in a corner and plot strategies, while Mu Qiu propped her chin, took off the red armband covering her eyes, and watched Guan Yu’s sneaky demeanor, clicking her tongue.

They’re absolutely planning something shady.

Sure enough, a minute later, she found out that Guan Yu and the others were indeed taking an unconventional path, planning something underhanded.

They actually placed Mu Qiu in the sixth performance spot!

Mu Qiu refused to sit in the sixth spot, completely not understanding their logic: "You’re doing yourself in! I’m blind, sitting in the sixth performance spot would end the entire group! Think it over!"

Guan Yu forcefully dragged her to that side:

"You’ve even sat in the writing spot before, what’s a performance spot?! If we didn’t consider how impractical it is, we would’ve wanted you in the second performance spot!"

"...You guys are probably mad."

Sitting in the second performance spot, encountering that the first spot can’t convey messages, she would either have to break the rules to pass messages down or just make a blunder on the spot.

Perhaps considering they still needed to save face for the game and the director, they refrained from insanely putting her in the second spot.

...But how much better can the sixth spot be?!

Mu Qiu sank on the spot, crouching down so that Guan Yu couldn’t lift her.

"I’m not going!"

Guan Yu: "It’s not up to you whether you go or not! You have to go! Hurry up!"

"I’m not!"

"You’re not serious, right? Look up, not only are we placing you in the sixth performance spot—"

Mu Qiu reluctantly looked up to see Shi Yuhuai firmly placing Li Yang and Qiu Shuang in their seats with one hand each.

"See that? Not only you, we’re also placing Li Yang in the fourth performance spot and Qiu Shuang in the eighth writing spot."

This sinister feeling, the rough and cruel manhandling, really resembles the feeling of an average person suddenly being attacked by evildoers.

Mu Qiu looked at Li Yang and Qiu Shuang getting shoved into the fourth and eighth spots, paused for a moment, then dramatically said:

"Wow, so scary! I’m literally terrified to death!"

Guan Yu: "....."

Having completed her performance, Mu Qiu easily slapped Guan Yu’s hand away, pouting dismissively.

"Sure, Li Yang is lame, but he’s not paralyzed from the neck down, is watching and copying performances that hard for him?

Qiu Shuang’s deaf, but he’s not having convulsions and his eyes are fine, is watching a performance and writing that hard? In over two decades of living, I’ve never seen such a degree of threat."

With that, she stood up, patted the dust off her pants, and headed towards the sixth performance spot herself.

Guan Yu felt extremely insulted, standing there seething!

But whether her mouth had been shut for too long, her brain just couldn’t muster any inner bullet screen anymore, she watched Mu Qiu for quite a while, yet couldn’t come up with any particularly interesting comment.

All that filled her mind were thoughts like "ah, this woman is so irritating" "if she were pinned down right now, would Cheng Zhirang stop me" "ahhh, I want to roll my eyes so hard".

Finally, she could only utter a threat: "Wait and see!"

Mu Qiu: "Okay, see you after school~"

"...This season’s so nasty. Just wait until this game’s over, you watch me not pluck you bald!"

"That’s still quite challenging." Mu Qiu flicked her long hair indifferently.

Guan Yu angrily sat in the fifth position, turning her head left and right, sending sinister looks at Mu Qiu and Li Yang on either side.

Only then did Mu Qiu feel a slight sense of crisis: "You’re sitting there?"

Guan Yu flashed her a chilling smile: "Yeah, here specially to accompany you both."

She didn’t believe it; even if they essentially gave up answering, she couldn’t let them not deduct points.