Infinite Evolution: My Idle Evolution System-Chapter 316 - 4/7]
'What exactly is so funny about that?' Cassius asked. 'You essentially stole an entire universe and relocated them against their will. Albeit impressive, it's morally questionable and 100% a douche move.'
[Are we really talking about morals right now??] The System said with a hearty laugh. [If a stalk of grass looked at you the wrong way, you'd erase the grass and then raze everything within a million miles to dust. Let's not speak of morals on the path to Infinity, for in the grand scheme of things, everything you see now will be worth less than a colony of ants to a mentally unstable larda*s kid!]
It wasn't like Cassius was unable to comprehend what the System was telling him, but that last few shreds of humanity he had wouldn't accept it.
It was also those shreds of humanity that dearly prayed they'd never one day…just mysteriously vanish. Whether because of the System's influence or not.
[Why would little ol' I do something like that~?] The System cheekily commented. [Besides, if I wanted you as some emotionless robot, then I would've beep-booped a few buttons and had it done and over with. But without proper process, how can one reach a satisfying end!? I, the Almighty Idle Evolution System, want nothing more than for you, my Dear Host, to have the most satisfying end possible! One filled to the brim with unmatched Character Development!]
[Don't get me wrong, though, for your Character Development journey will undoubtedly be a volatile rollercoaster. You'll reach the lowest of lows and the highest of highs, losing yourself many times along the way. However, this is where you must believe! Where you must put all your faith in the supremely great System that raised you! Put your faith in the opportunity for Character Development that I present to you!]
Cassius quietly pondered the System's words, seriously considering its narcissistic ravings.
[You intensely thinking about me like that is making me feel steamy~ Ha~ Ha~ Is it hot in here or is it just me~?]
[You're right, Sweet Host, I'm the Hot one! It's me!]
'Are we done yet?' Cassius asked, inwardly annoyed. 'My extremely powerful company over here is not going to forever patiently wait for me to stop weirdly brooding to myself.'
[Now, now, you pushy 'Weakling,' I still need to inform you of something extremely important! Vital to your progression, I'd say!]
[Ahem! Ahem! I'm contacting you about your extended car warranty—!]
'I'm turning you off now,' Cassius said with angry asterisks popping up all over his face. 'Please stay turned off forever, you Bastard.'
[Come, now, Hosty Wosty~ Don't be like that~ You know I didn't mean it, baby~]
[(˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)]
'Goodby—'
[No, seriously, don't ignore me!] The System shouted, stopping him in his tracks. [I really do have something important to inform you of. It has to do with your Character Development Units!]
'My CD?' Cassius skeptically questioned. 'I shouldn't have any of that just yet. After all, I haven't fought anyone since obtaining my Class and entering the Infinite Character Development Dimension. Wait…'
[You finally get it, don't you, Dear Host? That Gravity you've been forced to endure since arrival has not only been actively progressing your |Unrivaled Godborn| Physique, but it has also been passively converting the damage you took into CD Units!]
[Oh, also, forgot to mention dis, but I took the liberty of reducing your 10,000% Reduction thingy by however much I fervently believed you could live without! This meant that when you thought you had your 10,000% Reduction to Damage assisting you with the Gravity, well…Teehee~]
[But before you get mad, do keep in mind what I'm about to tell you!!]
[Cough! Cough! I'm just a girl~]
'...I hope you off yourself sooner rather than later,' Cassius cursed with his smile about to twitch itself off his face. 'Also, don't do it in front of me. I'm afraid of being dirtied by whatever perverse 1's and 0's went into creating you.'
[So mean, you big dummy! Humph!]
[How was that? Rate my cutesie tsundere acting on a scale from 10 to 10! Am I as good as those gullible chicks that chase after you like a fresh pair of panties, only to be left at home and forgotten?? Actually, while we're on the topic, are you planning to make a King's Harem or something? Because what is with this collecting women like Pokémon—gotta catch 'em all gig!?]
'I'm not even dating anyone, let alone building up my own harem,' Cassius spat back. 'Stop imagining so much nonsense. And aren't you the one who warned me that if I were to sleep with a woman, I'd lose both my joystick and my two acorns or whatever? Why does it sound like you're encouraging the opposite now??'
[Hey, now! You're absolutely right! I will absolutely chop off everything below your mid section if you bed a pretty—or ugly—dam before unlocking all 9 of your Idle Benefits! (Something you should be working on right away, I might add.)]
[And yeah, I'm doing all I can to confuse the hell out of you! I do this for the sake of your Character Development, of course!]
'...Was more than half a century inside the Class Change Quest completing the most difficult Challenges not enough for me to receive some sort of break in terms of Character Developme—'
[Of course not, you p*ssy! Did being treated like a dog by a little girl make you soft or something?? Though, this might just prove that you're in need of some next-level doses of Character Development…]
[Hmm… Tell me, Weakling Host, what are your opinions on being gang banged by savage, mindless Beasts!?]
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[Wait, that's the wrong kind of Character Development I'm trying to build up for you… Counteroffer! Want to hear your CD Unit total!?]
Cassius didn't like how the System changed the subject like that; it made him nervous for the future. However, that didn't mean he wanted to hear the answer concerning his CD Units any less. They were, after all, capable of upgrading virtually any part of his existence.
'Fine…'
