Inheriting a Lost Bloodline, My First Task is to have heirs?!-Chapter 647 - I don’t deal with drunk men (Part 1)

Although only one of us is considered drunk, since I have to guide Caius to enter the honeymoon room, I had to match his swerving and snail-like pace. It was not because I could not carry him but because I am actually recording these things as they happen through magic so I have something to tease him about the next morning.

After the longest five minutes of my existence, we finally reached the door to our honeymoon suite. I leaned Caius’ body on the adjacent wall while I open the door. I do not have the patience to fumble with the keys given by my in-laws so I just used magic to tinker with the lock.

As the door to the room opened, I was bombarded with the strong scent of roses with a hint of vanilla and the sweetness of honey. I saw candles lit all around the room that made it look romantic. I also noticed that the air in the room was a bit foggy so most likely there is some type of aphrodisiac incense lit somewhere to get the two of us in the mood.

The bed was huge that it can fit four people for sure. The bed covers were red and were covered with red and white rose petals including the floor surrounding it which explains the strong scent of flowers earlier. The carpet was soft and fluffy to step on too.

As I looked up, I saw the ceiling was obviously enchanted by magic, making it seem like we will be laying under the starry night sky. It was over the top but well-thought of that I want to give a standing ovation to my parents-in-law.

I sighed at the beauty of everything that my parents-in-law prepared for us and at the same time at the fact that my new husband was so drunk that his face is flushed red. Instead of laying him on the bed, I carried him like a sack and slung him on my shoulder while making my way to the bathroom.

The bathroom did not have a door separating it from the bed room. The entrance was a translucent curtain which would barely cover anything that is happening inside it. There was a huge tub inside which gives you tons of ideas on what to do inside of it.

I opened the faucet to fill the tub, not forgetting to ensure that the water temperature is not too hot for a human. I noticed that the faucet had a heating stone and a cooling stone on either side. I guess this is their magical way of creating a hot and cold bath which is quite impressive if you think about it.

While waiting for the tub to be at least half-filled, I started removing Caius’ clothes. I was planning on removing it gently off of his body but I remembered that he was wearing his damn military uniform full of snap buttons, regular buttons, belt, cords and layers of clothes. I decided to use an easier method.

The man started squirming uncomfortably all of a sudden since his body has been suspended in the air for some time with his belly being pressed on my shoulder. I spanked his butt to stop him from moving too much. He flinched, stopped moving then he sobbed softly as if he was bullied.

He has so many antics when he is drunk! I already saw his horny version earlier at the party. Now, I am seeing the cry baby version.

Since I do not have the patience to unravel every single part of his military general uniform, I used magic to store his clothes in my storage instead. In a few seconds, he was naked with his butt in the air. I couldn’t help but squeeze and rub his butt cheeks with my hand, making him whine and move his hips to avoid my naughty hand. 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝔀𝓮𝒃𝙣𝓸𝒗𝒆𝒍.𝙘𝒐𝒎

Since I know that he is starting to feel uncomfortable, I changed the way I was carrying him quickly. He is now in a princess carry in my arms while waiting for the tub to fill at least to the half way point.

I stared at his face and noticed his pair of half-lidded eyes which were staring on my face as if in a trance. I chuckled at this little drunkard who doesn’t even know that he is being teased by me already.

I already tinkered the time inside the room so he can be his drunk self as long as he wanted to. Together with the scents that he inhaled earlier when we entered this room, I doubt he would be sober any time soon.

Well, I am very patient. I can wait for his sobriety to come back.

Just when Caius started to move his hand to touch my face, I dumped him inside the warm tub of water causing him to yelp in surprise. I also started splashing water on his face and on his head as well.

He whined louder and started to try and push himself out of the tub. He is really like a puppy that hated the fact that he was being bathed!

I placed my left hand on his shoulder to keep him seated and in place. I also started scrubbing him clean, making sure I did not miss touching every nook and cranny on his body.

Clearly affected by alcohol and the aphrodisiac incense, Caius started to breathe heavily the more my palm rubbed on his skin. His body stopped squirming and trying to get out of the tub. Instead, he started to relax a bit. He ended up languidly leaning his back on one side of the bathtub.

Seeing that he finally calmed down, it was easier for me to finish his bath quickly. I immediately bundled him inside several pieces of towels to keep him warm and dry him up quickly.

I placed him on my shoulder as I walked out of the bathroom. As I was nearing the bed, I waved my hand to create some wind which made all the flower petals fly away from the bed and land on to the plush carpet. I then tossed the bundled package on my shoulder to the bed.

Caius adorably bounced a few times on the bed which confirmed my hunch that the bed was soft, thick and springy too. I pulled some night clothes from my personal storage and clothed the drunk guy before preparing to take a bath myself.