Inventory of The Famous Scene: Starting from Emiya-Chapter 361 - 347: Sharing a Real Bathroom Scene, A Model Man!
[ After introducing herself, Yunyun declared that her purpose for this trip was to duel Megumin and claim the title of the Crimson Demon Clan’s strongest.
However, Megumin had already exhausted her magic for the day, so the two could only decide the victor through hand-to-hand combat!
As soon as they took their fighting stances, the next second, cold sweat broke out on Yunyun’s face: "Um... your body seems wet and shiny. Could that be..."
Megumin raised both hands, striking a pose as if she were about to embrace her opponent at any moment: "That’s right, all this slime covering my body is a secretion from a frog."
Hearing Megumin say this with a smug expression, Yunyun continuously retreated with a look of disgust, forcing a smile: "This must be a tactic to wear down my fighting spirit and make me surrender..."
However, under the sunlight, the slime-covered Megumin flashed an incredibly brilliant smile: "Aren’t we friends? Friends should share both joy and sorrow."
Yunyun took off running, and Megumin chased right after her. After getting Yunyun covered in slime, Yunyun cried as she left.
And so, Kazuma, with the slime-covered Megumin, walked back to the mansion. The latter handed Kazuma the crystal she had won from Yunyun: "This is loot. It should help pay off some debt."
Kazuma sighed heavily as he took the loot. He never expected Megumin to be so reliable. He gave Megumin a half-hearted compliment.
"Compared to that kid just now, Megumin is prettier..."
Upon hearing this, Megumin immediately gave Kazuma a hug, getting frog slime all over him. ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Good grief, I knew it. Whenever they flash those brilliant smiles, they’re up to no good. Megumin is such trash."
"Everyone calls Kazuma ’Scumzuma,’ but they don’t realize Megumin is just as scummy. She used to just be chuunibyo, but now, after spending so much time with him, she’s been infected by Kazuma."
Everyone looked at Megumin with some disgust. No one else would use frog slime as a weapon... What’s the difference between this and an enchanted mop?
It’s no less effective than a mop covered in excrement. In close combat, she’s inherently invincible. Who can withstand that?! Not everyone can casually run around covered in foul-smelling frog slime as if it’s completely normal.
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〜Gintama World〜
Looking at Megumin’s somewhat benevolent smile, Gintoki, with his dead fish eyes, said expressionlessly:
"It really fits the setting of an adventure manga, yelling about friendship and bonds before charging in."
Shinpachi’s face darkened upon hearing this:
"What does this have to do with an adventure manga? I’ve seen that ’selling out your friends’ smile countless times from you two idiots."
This terrible personality, from whom did she learn it? She used to just be a bit chuunibyo, but now it feels like Megumin’s moral compass has completely fallen apart.
Kagura was displeased upon hearing this:
"Hey, hey, Shinpachi, what nonsense are you spouting?! We’re the close-knit Yorozuya, we wouldn’t do anything so tasteless."
"..."
Shinpachi fell silent. ’Close-knit’? Are you sure that word applies to the Yorozuya?
Although Megumin’s moral compass has completely fallen apart, at least she’s a sensible child, still knowing how to use loot to help pay off debts. In that regard, her other teammates are quite reliable.
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[ The two returned home, covered in frog slime. Even the adopted kitten, Chomusuke, ran away at the sight of Megumin in that state.
"I’m going to take a bath then." Kazuma, feeling sticky and uncomfortable, quickly headed for the bathroom.
Megumin suddenly pulled him back from behind: "Have you ever heard of ’ladies first’?"
Kazuma shook off her hand without hesitation and rushed towards the bathroom: "I am a true advocate of gender equality!"
Megumin naturally wouldn’t give up so easily. The two began to tug at each other at the bathroom door, constantly trying to persuade the other.
Kazuma even directly stripped off his slime-covered clothes in front of her, wearing only his underwear, which had a hole in it: "I’m absolutely not backing down. If you understand, get out!"
Megumin was slightly startled by Kazuma’s actions. She had truly never seen such a shameless person: "This man, he actually stripped!"
Although Megumin was a bit timid at the sight, she still defiantly took off her cloak, revealing a triumphant smile as she provoked him: "Then let’s just bathe together!"
Kazuma was unfazed: "Yeah, let’s bathe together."
Megumin was dumbfounded upon hearing this. She never expected Kazuma to be so utterly shameless: "At a time like this, shouldn’t it usually be, ’Idiot... idiot, how could we do such a thing?’ or something similar, while being shy and letting me go first?"
Kazuma snorted.
"Even if you fall for me, I’ll still have other women chasing after me! And if you get jealous and act out with rude violence, I won’t hesitate to fight back. I’m more than capable when it really counts, so keep that in mind." ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Megumin, give up. You can’t win against Kazuma. That man has neither shame nor morals; he’s known as ’Scumzuma’ by adventurers!"
"Hahaha, Kazuma’s underwear even has a hole in it. That’s a bit too realistic, and he’s also the most pathetic hero I’ve ever seen."
"Good grief, Kazuma’s speech must be memorized verbatim; he’s a role model for us all! A man who’s a version ahead of his time."
Everyone looked at Kazuma with respect. Although he seemed a bit scummy, they liked that about Kazuma—he wasn’t subservient or overly gentle!
Megumin, who do you think is standing in front of you?! This is a Sigma male, Scumzuma, a man who will never fall into a woman’s trap. How can you possibly defeat him?
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〜Type-Moon World, Fifth Holy Grail War Worldline〜
Emiya Shirou was stunned by Kazuma’s words:
"Kazuma-san, how can you say such scummy things with such a straight face..."
It seems there’s a reason he’s called Scumzuma. This guy is truly a staunch advocate of gender equality; women gain no advantage over him whatsoever.
If it were him, he probably would have said exactly what Megumin expected, then shyly given the bathroom to Megumin.
And at this moment, Tohsaka Rin and the other girls looked at Kazuma on the screen with some disgust:
"He actually said those things..."
Your gender equality is too extreme! Amazingly, he could utter such scummy words; he truly has no morals left!
〜KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on This Wonderful World〜
"Calm down, calm down!"
Kazuma sat at a table in the adventurer’s guild, striking the same pose as Commander Ikari, breathing somewhat rapidly.
He was sweating cold, his lips trembling slightly as if mumbling something:
"Damn it! How can I calm down? Saying those words is like directly declaring a life sentence without a wife..."
The gazes of the surrounding adventurers stung his back, and he could even hear their whispers.
"Is this guy really a hero? He doesn’t seem like it; more like a scumbag..."
"As expected of Kazuma, he easily does what we cannot. Admirable."
Hearing these remarks, Kazuma gave up. Let them think what they want; after all, he still had the succubus to soothe his wounded soul.
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[ Seeing such a shameless Kazuma, Megumin conceded defeat and had no choice but to leave!
Kazuma continued to taunt from the side: "Oh, you provoke me to this extent, yet you don’t have the guts to bathe together? How spineless." 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒆𝙬𝒆𝒃𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝙡.𝒄𝓸𝒎
Megumin immediately lost her temper, flinging her cloak at Kazuma’s face: "Calling me spineless, that’s quite a boast!"
As she spoke, she kept tugging at the bath towel wrapped around Kazuma’s waist: "IF YOU’RE GOING TO BATHE, THEN BATHE! DON’T BE SO WISHY-WASHY WRAPPED IN A TOWEL, HURRY UP AND WASH!!"
And so, the two entered the bathhouse together. Kazuma looked at Megumin in front of him, but thought of Yunyun: "People’s growth varies greatly."
Upon hearing this, Megumin immediately began chanting Explosion Magic. Light continuously gathered in her hands. Fortunately, Kazuma apologized in time and averted the crisis.
Just then, Kazuma suddenly calmed down: "Why am I bathing with Megumin?"
If someone saw this, they would surely misunderstand. As luck would have it, Aqua, who had just gone to the guild to collect rewards, returned!
To avoid being called a lolicon by Aqua, Kazuma rushed out and cast Ice Magic at the door: "It’s either my life explodes, or my magic runs out! It’s a showdown."
"Hang in there, my magic!! If Aqua sees this, I’ll get nicknames like ’Lolicon Freak’ or ’Lolicon Kazuma’!"
It wasn’t until he had used up all his magic to freeze the bathroom door that Kazuma finally breathed a sigh of relief and collapsed weakly: "I almost became a lolicon... I can’t move. Can you help me dry myself?"
Hearing himself called a loli by Kazuma, Megumin was enraged and clenched her fists, ready to punch Kazuma.
The latter immediately panicked, forgetting the reason he had just frozen the bathroom door, and began calling for help outside: "Wait... Aqua, Aqua! I’m being bullied by a loli!" ]
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〜Projection of All Worlds〜
"Good grief, Megumin is that bold? She completely turned the tables; if it were another man, they’d probably have two kids already!"
"Even more amazing, Megumin almost conjured a nuclear bomb in the bathroom. So she can cast Explosion Magic without a staff after all."
Everyone looked at Kazuma, who was giving his all, with a pained expression. We told you not to get so fired up in such a bizarre situation, you idiot! We didn’t even see you this serious when fighting the Headless Knight!
He just used up all his magic, gambling his life. Does he really need to be this passionate? Anyone who didn’t know would think he was facing some terrifying enemy.
The epic "Battle of the Entrance" drained every ounce of a hero’s strength. But then... You went and froze the door. Did it ever cross your mind how you’d actually get out, genius?
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