Invincible Dad-Chapter 633 Oh, I see_1

"..."

Xu Lai chose to ignore Yu Guiwan.

The senior sister exhaled, and pink petals swirled around a few times before landing on Xu Lai’s shoulder, releasing a captivating fragrance. Accompanying it was a coquettish call that seeped into one’s very bones, "Little Junior Brother~"

Xu Lai said with a dark face, "Senior Sister, please mind your behavior!"

"Who knows who it was that secretly watched Senior Sister bathing back then. Then again, that was a hundred thousand years ago. It’s normal for Senior Sister to be past her prime and out of favor."

Yu Guiwan lamented, "Nothing in this world can be kept, as rouge fades from the mirror and flowers fall from the trees."

"..."

Xu Lai’s mouth twitched. "That was something the two Senior Brothers did! It has nothing to do with me!"

"Is that so?" Yu Guiwan’s lips curved up. "In any case, I’ve remained unwed all these years, so the three of you must take primary responsibility."

Xu Lai couldn’t help but protest inwardly. Every time we even got within a kilometer of Tianquan, we would be punished by Master and forced to kneel at the Sect Gate. We never once succeeded!

"Never succeeded?" Yu Guiwan propped her hands on the spring’s edge, smiling brightly. "How is it that I remember seeing a silhouette during my bath back when Father took my two junior brothers on a long trip? So it turns out it wasn’t Little Junior Brother Qingfeng after all."

Xu Lai’s expression became grave. "I have an urgent family matter. Senior Sister, I must take my leave!"

Yu Guiwan was speechless for a moment.

She held her forehead and said, "Alright, alright, I don’t blame you."

Xu Lai felt somewhat helpless. Back then, he had been cultivating on the back mountain. When their Master left with his senior brothers, he had instructed Xu Lai to deliver a Jade Slip to his Senior Sister. Xu Lai had mistaken it for some urgent matter and hurried over, but as soon as he sensed the situation was not right, he quickly fled. At the time, Xu Lai thought his movements were seamless, never expecting he would be discovered...

SPLISH! SPLASH!

Yu Guiwan stood up from the water, her steps light as she appeared before Xu Lai.

Xu Lai hurriedly closed his eyes. "Senior Sister, this isn’t appropriate!"

The next second, Xu Lai felt a very strange force that actually made his eyelids crack open slightly.

Well... so much for that.

He opened his eyes to see his Senior Sister dressed in a purple gown, looking at him with a half-smile.

Xu Lai breathed a sigh of relief. "Senior Sister, don’t play these boring little tricks next time."

"Qingfeng, are you especially disappointed?"

"...No."

"Then why did you open your eyes?"

"Senior Sister, did you not eat the heavenly and earthly treasures I gave you?"

"..."

Now it was Yu Guiwan’s turn to look guilty. "I did, but there were so many. How could I possibly finish them all?"

"Don’t even think about slipping away and leaving me to take all the blame."

Xu Lai said earnestly, "I still have the heart of Great Emperor Youming here. If you refuse to eat the Spirit Plants, I’ll refine the heart into an elixir to extend your life."

"Don’t!" Yu Guiwan’s exquisitely beautiful face flashed with panic and despair. "Little Junior Brother, don’t do this to me! I’ll eat... I’ll eat the Spirit Plants, alright?"

Xu Lai looked around. Thankfully, no one was nearby; otherwise, he would definitely be seen as an irredeemable scoundrel. He couldn’t help but say, "I’ll watch you eat them."

"Here?"

"Right here."

"Let’s go back to my room. I get nervous outdoors."

"..."

Xu Lai clutched his chest where a dull ache had started. "Senior Sister, please be serious!"

"Tch." Yu Guiwan pursed her lips. Knowing she couldn’t escape, she had no choice but to eat all the heavenly and earthly treasures in front of Xu Lai.

An Immortal Venerable at her peak had long since eschewed food, but even she couldn’t handle eating such a large amount. Despite gorging herself, it took a full two hours. When she finished the last plant, her flat abdomen was actually protruding slightly.

Xu Lai glanced over subconsciously and felt very satisfied. Those Spirit Plants would extend his Senior Sister’s life by three thousand years!

An Immortal Venerable’s lifespan is one hundred thousand years. Breaking that limit to extend one’s life is an incredibly difficult feat, requiring a price a hundred or even a thousand times greater.

Yu Guiwan seemed to be in a daze. These Spirit Plants... even if they were forcibly administered, they could produce a hundred Immortal Venerables. Xu Lai must have emptied his entire savings for me! This was why she had been reluctant to eat them; she felt it was a waste. But since she had already eaten them, she was not one to be overly sentimental and simply buried her complicated feelings deep in her heart.

Gently caressing her stomach, Yu Guiwan said softly, "I never thought being peeped on by my little junior brother while bathing would result in a pregnancy."

"Senior Sister, I’m begging you, please withdraw your Divine Skills."

"Qingfeng, you used to blush whenever I teased you, but now you don’t react at all. You’ve changed."

Yu Guiwan stretched lazily, and her protruding belly quickly flattened. Bored, she pinched Xu Lai’s cheek. Xu Lai gave up struggling.

He got straight to the point. "Senior Sister, come and stay on Earth with me for a while."

"No."

"Yiyi misses you."

"This..." Yu Guiwan began to hesitate.

"Ruan Tang is pregnant."

"Hiss!" Yu Guiwan drew in a sharp breath. "Really?"

"Really," Xu Lai nodded.

"Since ancient times, the offspring of those in the Emperor Realm have never met a good end, and now you’ve broken the curse repeatedly after becoming an Emperor." Yu Guiwan’s expression became extremely solemn. "Qingfeng, you must protect Yiyi and Ruan Tang."

"I’ve never believed those rumors." Xu Lai’s voice was icy. "If anyone dares to strike from the shadows and harm my family, I swear I will tear them to pieces!"

BOOM! RUMBLE!

A sudden thunderclap roared through the clear sky, and the Four Immortal Domains were instantly shrouded in dark clouds.

Yu Guiwan was no longer in a joking mood. She turned and went back to her bamboo house. "Qingfeng, wait for me. I’ll pack my things."

Xu Lai was taken aback. He hadn’t expected his Senior Sister to agree so decisively.

"Senior Sister, you go pack. I’ll go talk with Master for a bit longer."

"Go on."

Time passed. Four hours later, Yu Guiwan and Xu Lai left the Sect Gate.

Along the way, Yu Guiwan was very quiet, as if she had something on her mind. This was somewhat surprising to Xu Lai, as his senior sister wasn’t the type to keep things bottled up.

"Senior Sister, what are you thinking about?" Xu Lai couldn’t help but ask.

"It’s nothing," Yu Guiwan smiled. "Let’s just get one thing straight. I’m only staying for a short while."

"Okay." Xu Lai would naturally not go against his senior sister’s wishes.

"Wait, this isn’t the way to Earth. This is the direction of the Western Immortal Domain." Yu Guiwan’s brow furrowed suddenly. "Xu Qingfeng, are you taking your senior sister to meet one of your paramours?"

"..."

Xu Lai had indeed planned this, but the trip wasn’t about romance; it was solely about Jing Ke. If Jing Ke was truly hiding in the Western Immortal Domain, finding him without the help of Anna and her sister from the Angel Clan would be very difficult.

"Does Ruan Tang know you have three hundred thousand paramours?" Yu Guiwan suddenly asked.

"It’s not that many!" Even Xu Lai couldn’t help but curse. "These slanderous rumors must have been spread by the major clans or Dao Orthodox Sects that I suppressed!"

"Oh, is that so?" Yu Guiwan looked at him calmly, her expression clearly showing her disbelief.

"My innocence speaks for itself!" Xu Lai declared arrogantly.

"That’s not very credible coming from the little junior brother who peeped on his senior sister while she was bathing."

"..."

Xu Lai’s head throbbed. "Senior Sister, Qingfeng knows he was wrong. Please forgive me."

"Help me with one thing, and I’ll forgive you," Yu Guiwan said, her eyes sparkling.