King of All I Survey
When an alien ambassador crash-lands in Tim's backyard and demands, 'Take me to your leader,' the 12-year-old does what any kid would do: he points to himself and says, 'That's me. I'm the King of Earth.'Now, thanks to a hastily signed treaty (and a promise to hand over Jupiter), Tim's got an armory of world-ending alien tech, an invulnerable Planetary Base in his backyard treehouse, and one tiny problem: nobody told him ruling a planet would be this hard. Between conquering Earth, fending off hostile fleets, outsmarting intergalactic bureaucrats, and explaining his absences to his Trekkie dad, Tim's in way over his head. But if he can't bluff his way through alien diplomacy fast, humanity might end up as collateral damage."King of All I Survey" is a fun, heart-pounding sci-fi adventure where one kid's lie decides the fate of Earthand homework is nothing compared to intergalactic war.
- C.222: Don’t Monkey Around With Me
- C.221: Parasitic Sap?
- C.220: The Ceiba Tree’s Reaction to Injury
- C.219: Joe’s Deception?
- C.218: Using Guinea Pigs as Guinea Pigs?
- C.217: The Systems of Power
- C.216: Criminal Punishment, Free Will, and the Most Powerful Person in the Universe
- C.215: Russian Security Forces Shortwave Codes
- C.214: Russia’s Covert Security Forces Strike Back
- C.213: Celina Embraces her Power
- C.212: A Psychopath Finds a Teaching Moment
- C.211: The Sap Slug’s Origin
- C.210: Chasing the Sap Slug at a Snail’s Pace
- C.209: Checking the Traps inside the Canopy
- C.208: A New Morning on Ri Ja
- C.207: The Underworld or the Celestial Realm?
- C.206: The Cult of Rafael Camal de Leon
- C.205: Exploration
- C.204: Expedition into the Understory
- C.203: A Brief Moment for Ri-Jazz Music
- C.202: First Day on a New Planet
- C.201: The Hardy Boys are on the Case
- C.200: The New Deal for Explorers and Developers
- C.199: Shock, Horror, Disbelief, Denial, Fear
- C.198: The Earth Friend Problem
- C.197: A Singularity of Dualities
- C.196: Dark Energy Does Not Exist
- C.195: Planet of the Dogs?
- C.194: The Edge of the Expanding Universe Lies Outside of Reality
- C.193: The Math Doesn’t Work
- C.192: Earth’s First Extraterrestrial Colony: Ri ja
- C.191: The Dichotomy and Doubts of Duality
- C.190: ’Out-thunk’ by an Eight-Year-Old
- C.189: Rafael and Maribel: World-shapers
- C.188: I Offer You a World of Your Own
- C.187: Lies and Truths
- C.186: I Meet Rafael Camal De Leon in Person
- C.185: The Tortoise and the Hare
- C.184: Exercising my Team Management Skills
- C.183: Invasion of the Body Snatchers
- C.182: The United Earth Concord’s Fourth Member
- C.181: Uncertainty and Indecision
- C.180: A King’s Regret
- C.179: Meltdown! No, not that Kind
- C.178: Destroyer of Worlds
- C.177: A Warning of Planetary Destruction
- C.176: Reunions
- C.175: A Broken Man Revived
- C.174: A Disillusioned General
- C.173: Why the Rest of Ukraine Wasn’t as Easy as Crimea
- C.172: The Uncertainties of a Fair Trial
- C.171: Tim Takes Russia
- C.170: There is no Such Thing as Magic
- C.169: The Battle Plan
- C.168: Back Across the World to Ukraine
- C.167: Making the Case for the Universal Earth Concord
- C.166: Preparing to Address the Congress of the Republic
- C.165: Inspecting Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant
- C.164: Introducing Radiation Shields
- C.163: Issuing my Ultimatum on Ukraine
- C.162: Taking Back the Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant
- C.161: Our First Action in Ukraine
- C.160: Psychopaths as Leaders
- C.159: The CIA Asks for a Favor
- C.158: Can Frankenstein’s Monster Create a Doctor?
- C.157: An Introduction to Ukraine
- C.156: ’A Dangerous Shadow Army of Violent Criminals’
- C.155: What’s the Catch?
- C.154: Taking our Case to The People
- C.153: Inside the Health First Hospital
- C.152: De-escalations and Ultimatums
- C.151: The Children’s Crusade Rebuffed
- C.150: The Mexican Army Takes Mom Prisoner
- C.149: Fortifying our Defenses
- C.148: Preparing for the Army’s Arrival
- C.147: All the World’s a Stage in the Theater of the Absurd
- C.146: Getting a Definite Maybe
- C.145: Presenting My Case for World Domination
- C.144: Introducing the Universal Earth Concord
- C.143: Transferring our CIA Captives
- C.142: The Great Importance of Brussel Sprouts
- C.141: The Limits of Creation or Destruction
- C.140: King Solomon vs. King Tim
- C.139: A Red Herring
- C.138: A Meeting with the CIA
- C.137: Susan and Maribel Wrestle with Relationships
- C.136: Mom Loses and Finds a Part of Herself
- C.135: The Universal Co-op of Harmony and Friendship
- C.12: The Grapes of Wrath Yield Bitter Dregs
- C.11: The Seeds of Despair Yield The Grapes of Wrath
- C.10: Sowing the Seeds
- C.9: How I Spent my Summer Vacation
- C.8: Basic Education
- C.7: An Amicable Settlement
- C.6: Opening Statements
- C.5: A Process of Discovery
- C.4: Are You Kidding? (...or Am I Kidding Myself?)
- C.3: Literally the Greatest Treehouse on Earth
- C.2: Super-Secret Headquarters Treehouse Fortress
- C.1: I’m in Charge Here




















