Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers-Chapter 601: Split Personality?
Jiang City, Gu Mansion.
Ever since entering the community, East Gate East kept expressing his amazement.
"I’ve only seen such beautiful buildings in surviving documentaries."
"Wow, the flowers here are so nice to look at, and they don’t eat people."
"That cat is so small, the ones in our place are as big as a car."
"What was that child just eating? It looks so delicious."
His world, after a great disaster, saw not just humans evolving, but animals and plants evolving too, all beings were desperately vying for the planet’s limited resources.
Everyone walked into the community, East Gate East’s appearance was delicate and refined, but his voice was quite loud.
As he spoke, residents passing by cast curious glances his way.
Many residents knew Tuanzi, one of them was taken aback, saying, "Is he out of his mind..."
Perhaps realizing it wasn’t polite to say someone is not right in the head upon first meeting, they changed their tone, "Is he an actor? Is he staying in character?"
Tuanzi could only agree: "Yes, yes, yes, he’s an actor, in character, aunty don’t worry about him, we’ll take him home and shut him in right away."
Aunty pondered this, feeling something was amiss.
But she knew Tuanzi’s family makeup and didn’t doubt the actor identity. As they parted, she remarked, "Being an actor isn’t easy, if one can’t break out of character, wouldn’t it be... ahem, you must pay attention to his mental health!"
"Mhm, bye bye Aunty."
After saying goodbye to the aunty, Tuanzi and Li Zhou exchanged glances and moved to the sides of East Gate East, preparing to lift East Gate East up one on each side.
At that moment, Tuanzi mournfully discovered her height wasn’t enough.
The brown-haired curly youth blinked, "Miaomiao, did you want to lift me up? Then you’ll have to wait another dozen years."
Tuanzi clenched her fist.
She ’zoomed’ into the sky, stopped halfway, and directly grabbed East Gate East by the collar.
"Miaomiao can lift you home right now!"
The clothing was remarkably durable, even managing to bear East Gate East’s weight.
However, East Gate East’s legs were too long, and Tuanzi’s most comfortable flying height wasn’t very high, so throughout the journey, East Gate East’s long legs kept bumping into things.
Even with superpowers, bumping into things still hurt.
East Gate East envied those with abilities related to flying, and then ingeniously turned his legs into particles.
Li Zhou, originally jogging after them, suddenly noticed East Gate East lost a pair of legs and was so startled he almost exposed his leopard ears and tail.
"Junior brother, wait!"
He rushed ahead like a gust of wind to remind East Gate East.
"It’s daytime now, there are a lot of people!"
It was getting late afternoon, almost all the neighborhood’s elderly and children came out to play.
If everyone saw this scene, Li Zhou dared not imagine.
He found the new junior brother seemed to have no common sense, doing things without considering consequences, indeed quite naive, and a bit foolish.
East Gate East pouted and restored his legs.
Just then, Tuanzi arrived home.
Seeing the scenery in the courtyard, he grinned broadly, "Junior sister, your home is so pretty, even prettier than the home of the strongest superpower holder, can I really live here?"
"Of course you can!"
Tuanzi nodded with hands tucked in, then said, "Senior brothers also simply bought a similar villa, just ahead, you can live in both places in the future."
East Gate East was so happy he almost fainted.
When he saw the room allocated to him, he crouched down and hugged Tuanzi, crying loudly.
"This is the best-looking room I’ve ever seen!"
Tuanzi, like a tiny adult, patted his back.
"Alright, alright, senior brother don’t cry, quickly go wash up and sleep. If you can’t sleep, Miaomiao can lend you a baby brown bear."
"Gurgle!"
Tuanzi froze.
East Gate East also froze.
He sheepishly released his grip, "I’m hungry."
Tuanzi glanced at him, then at Li Zhou, Li Zhou turned his back.
[Ancient Martial System: Two big eaters]
The system thought thankfully, before Li Zhou and East Gate East adapt, the senior brothers would all help nourish them, otherwise, could Tuanzi really sustain two big eater senior brothers?
East Gate East had a hearty meal, foolishly accepted the observation from Gu Chi and Gu Mo, then happily went to sleep.
A new day.
Tuanzi trudged sleepily downstairs.
Her brain wanted to continue sleeping, but her body was already ready to practice martial arts.
She had already changed into her martial arts outfit; she just needed to go to the courtyard.
Passing by the living room, she found the new arrival laying back and watching TV, she sweetly greeted, "Fifth senior brother, good morning, today first senior brother, second senior brother, and third senior brother will all be back, looking forward to meeting them, right?"
"Heh."
A soft cold laugh echoed.
Tuanzi paused her little strides.
"Heh?"
She patted her little ears, suspecting she heard wrong.
[Ancient Martial System: It’s just ’heh’, and his demeanor and actions seem different from yesterday, could it be he really has a mental issue...]
Before finishing the sentence, Tuanzi had already dashed to East Gate East’s side anxiously.
East Gate East was still switching channels.
He pressed the button particularly hard, the leg crossed was shaking restlessly. The sandals weren’t worn properly, with half suspended outside.
Moreover, East Gate East’s previous sitting posture was quite restrained. Which was normal; coming to a new world, meeting peers for the first time, would definitely feel uncomfortable. But now, this senior brother had one hand draped over the sofa back, exuding a territorial dominance vibe.
Tuanzi’s gaze fell on his face.
Still the same delicate face, but the feeling it gave was completely different. Those charming brows now with an unmasked impatience, slight changes in facial muscle movements, and lips with a sneering smile.
Little mouth slowly opened wide.
"Who are you? You’re not senior brother!"
The man immediately turned to her, dissatisfied, "Who said? I am your senior brother too!"
"Y-you?"
[Ancient Martial System: Don’t mimic his cursing, he’s definitely sick, remember the recent script your second brother took?]
Tuanzi tilted her head and tried to recall.
Second brother recently took on a role, of a detective with dual personalities. Same face, how to act with two completely different feelings, was quite a test of acting skill.
Previously when second brother practiced at home, she didn’t know it was acting, and suspected her second brother was sick, urgently calling big brother.
"Fourth senior brother, fifth senior brother is really sick!"
Tuanzi shouted in alarm.
Li Zhou’s voice came from outside the courtyard.
"Miaomiao, what happened?"
Tuanzi ran headlong outside, bumping into Li Zhou bringing breakfast in.
The man who was switching channels threw the remote onto the sofa.
"I said I’m not sick!"
He was quite dissatisfied, "Also, I’m not fifth senior brother!"
At the door, Tuanzi babbled about East Gate East’s change and the new role her second brother took.
"Miaomiao knows this, it’s called dual personality, it’s an illness, treat it early for early recovery!" 𝘧𝓇ℯ𝑒𝓌𝑒𝑏𝓃𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭.𝒸ℴ𝓂
A man’s roar came from behind, "It’s not dual personality either!"







