L*ck Me If You Can-Chapter 87

“Eep!”

Ashley watched Koi flinch and swallow a gasp, then asked calmly,

“What’s wrong?”

“Uh, well, it’s just...”

Weren’t you going to shower in a different stall?

The words were on the tip of his tongue, but before Koi could get them out, Ashley stepped into the stall. Panic rising, Koi opened his mouth to speak, but nothing came out.

“A-Ash, um, this is, I mean, it’s just that, uh...”

“The water’s freezing. Aren’t you cold?”

Ashley asked casually. Koi, who had been flailing his hands in front of him in panic, froze at the unexpected question. Unbothered by the cold water, Ashley extended his arm.

“Hold on.”

“Ahh!”

Koi shrank back again, startled, but Ashley seemed utterly uninterested in his body. He simply reached for the faucet next to him and gave it a sharp twist. The knob, which hadn’t budged no matter how much Koi struggled, turned effortlessly. Koi’s eyes widened in disbelief. He felt weirdly betrayed. He stared resentfully at the faucet as Ashley called out to him.

“Koi.”

“Yeah?”

Without thinking, Koi looked up—and locked eyes with Ashley. Ashley had his arms braced against the wall, trapping Koi’s head between them as he looked down. Koi was completely cornered. In front of him was Ashley’s massive body. Behind him, the wall. On both sides, Ashley’s arms. Somehow, this big shower stall suddenly felt incredibly small. He couldn’t even blink. Koi could only stare blankly, caught in Ashley’s gaze.

Above Ashley’s head, the shower light flickered softly. With the light behind him, shadows fell across his face. Drops of water rolled off his wet hair. Koi swallowed dryly, his chest tightening, fingers tingling.

“Koi,”

Ashley whispered. The sound of his voice sent a chill down Koi’s spine. His face suddenly flushed, and he quickly looked down in a panic—only to catch sight of something huge, completely unexpected.

“AAAHHH!!”

Koi’s scream echoed thunderously throughout the shower room. His ears immediately rang, and Ashley winced, frowning.

Wondering what happened, Ashley followed his gaze—and then realized. Koi’s wide eyes were locked directly onto his groin.

Ah. That.

Ashley’s size was notorious, even among the hockey team. Every time they showered, guys would mutter things like, “Some guys have it all,” and “Fucking freak.” Ashley had never cared much. To him, confidence about your dick size was childish. What kind of loser puts stock in that?

But now... Koi’s reaction made him a little self-conscious. He was curious—because pleasing Koi mattered most. They were going to get real close soon.

The image of Koi eagerly licking it flashed through his mind, and Ashley couldn’t hold back.

“Koi, what are you thinking?”

Is he thinking the same thing I am?

If he was, Ashley might just take him right here. No, wait. No condom. He hadn’t planned to go that far today.

You fucking idiot, why didn’t you prepare?! If you were gonna confess, you should’ve calculated that too!

No, Koi will freak out. You said you’d take it slow.

You dumbass, you can go in from the back first! Why didn’t I think of that?

Do it now. Just start from the back.

Yeah, that’ll work.

“I...”

Just as Ashley was about to speak, Koi beat him to it. Ashley blinked, snapping out of his fantasy. Koi still looked dazed as he muttered,

“I think I’ve seen this before in a photo.”

Ashley’s brow furrowed. What?

“No one’s taken nudes of me before.”

Had someone? Some freak? His mind scrambled—until Koi said, very seriously,

“Elephants have things like that.”

Ashley went silent.

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Only the loud splashing of water filled the space between them.

“Koi, I’m human.”

Ashley finally said, his voice full of disbelief.

But Koi didn’t agree.

“That’s not a human thing.”

He stared down at Ashley’s groin, face dead serious. Ashley was ✧ NоvеIight ✧ (Original source) speechless. All those erotic fantasies—and now he was being compared to an elephant. Koi was looking at him like he was a beast. Something had to be done. If this kept up, there was no way they’d get anywhere, let alone start from the back.

“Koi.”

Ashley called out with as much patience as he could muster. Koi nodded, showing he was listening—but his eyes were still glued to one place. If a lover stared at your dick with burning intensity, anyone would get turned on. But this... this wasn’t that. Ashley actually felt like he was about to go limp. He needed a new approach. Fast.

“Koi, this isn’t an elephant.”

“Documentaries say they always CG the genitals out of the animals.”

Koi spoke like he didn’t even hear him. Nodding to himself, like he’d solved a great mystery. Ashley took a deep breath.

“Koi, listen to me.”

This was bad. At this rate, they’d break up right after making it official. Goddamn this stupid oversized dick. Ashley mentally cursed out his own junk.

“Koi, look closely. This is not an elephant.”

Ashley tried to explain again—but it was no use. Koi glanced up at him with suspicion, like he was silently asking, Then what the hell is that giant thing?

“This is, um... okay, listen. It’s...”

Stammering, Ashley scrambled for an idea. Then like a divine revelation, an idea struck—and he blurted it out.

“An anaconda.”

Koi frowned.

“...An anaconda?”

“Yeah.”

Ashley started rattling off anything he could think of, trying to sound convincing.

“Think about it. Elephant ones don’t stand up like this, right? This one lifts its head—like an anaconda.”

“Oh...”

Now that he mentioned it...

It made zero sense, but somehow, Koi accepted it. Technically, there weren’t any holes in Ashley’s argument. Still, Koi found himself wondering what the difference between elephant and snake genitals actually was.

Ashley, however, thought something entirely different.

There’s a huge difference.

First off, the idea that his dick was an elephant’s pissed him off. Ashley Miller was a human being, damn it. Secondly, comparing it to a snake was better than another dick. At least snakes weren’t literally penises. And third—

“Elephant ones are way bigger, right?”

Ashley clung to that final line of defense. He needed to erase the idea of “huge” from Koi’s head. If Koi ever said, “You want to put that elephant in me?” he’d bolt straight into outer space.

...Not that Ashley wouldn’t just lock him up first.

Koi stayed quiet for a moment. Ashley could tell he was mulling it over, carefully processing. Ashley shut his mouth. One wrong word could ruin everything. Worst case, he’d knock Koi out and throw him in the car for emergency captivity—

“That makes sense.”

Koi finally said, nodding.

“It’s probably smaller than an elephant’s.”

“Right?”

Ashley smiled in relief. Success. Next time, we’ll go with meerkat. If he thinks it’s banana-sized, I can finally—

Honestly, I should just learn hypnosis.

Ashley felt a strange new emotion: shame. Meanwhile, Koi continued to barely dodge being kidnapped. Was it luck? Or was Ashley just too soft?

Ashley furrowed his brow again as Koi spoke up.

“Um, shouldn’t we shower already? We’ve been in here kind of a long time...”

Changing the subject was probably the best thing that could happen right now. Ashley immediately pushed off the wall.

“Yeah. Let’s do that.”

Phew. Koi secretly exhaled in relief. Now Ashley would turn and leave, right?

Wrong.

Ashley reached for the soap on the wall-mounted shelf.

“Here, Koi.”

He said, lathering it up in his hand.

“Come here.”