Lady Lin’s First-ever Journey to Immortality-Chapter 519 - Be Mercy! My Lord! (II)
Chapter 519 Be Mercy! My Lord! (II)
Lin Luoran spits out her precious monkey fruit wine when she hears Hu Ji’s three so-called rules.
How powerful, shameful, and domineering these three rules are! Why didn’t she know that Hu Ji was such a cruel young man in the past? A two-tailed cyan little fox says such kind of words only shows its arrogance. However, Hu Ji is a humanized young fox with six tails. Obviously, he has his strength to support his words.
God knows it, Hu Ji knows it, Lin Luoran knows it, and even silent lark hiding in the corner knows it. However, most of the other monsters who come to congratulate don’t know it.
Even Lin Luoran and Hu Ji do not know one thing. A nine-tailed fox with six tails is a knotty problem even for the fake saintess who just reshaped her body.
Hu Ji watches these pretentious monsters indifferently. He closes his big eyes gently, and then he shows them an innocent smile. Hu Ji doesn’t care whether the monsters laugh at him or not. He suddenly stomps. Some cyan mist not much thicker than his hair begins to wander in the stone temple. Lin Luoran can see that the faces of the monsters surrounded by cyan mist all turn pale.
The scene before her has also changed.
Sun, beach, coconut trees, and fishing rods hanging there… she can feel the salty smell of the sea breeze when she closes her eyes.
Everything seems very real. Is this the true power of the nine-tailed fox family to create dreams?
Hu Ji is carrying three big hard nut shells that are cut into halves. He talks toward them. When he comes closer, they see that the shells are filled with red and green juice. Lin Luoran feels it interesting, “Would you really want us to drink fake drink?”
Hu Ji glares at her, “How is it possible?”
Anyhow, many monsters have sent a lot of spiritual fruit to celebrate. It’s easy to make three cups of juice.
Lin Luoran shrugs. She hands a cup of juice to Baojia who has been silent next to her. She also chooses a cup for herself and sips it slowly. The fruit aroma mingles with spiritual molecules. Her taste buds and body are both greatly satisfied… In fact, if you want to enjoy life as a cultivator, your life will be filled with gorgeous food and clothes of the highest level in the world.
After Lin Luoran drinks up the juice, she turns to Baojia who is lying on the chair silently and basking in the sun. She always feels that Baojia has been weird since the fake saintess appeared. However, she can’t figure out the specific reasons. Lin Luoran is going to ask Baojia about it, but Hu Ji soon greets her to fish.
The sea is at low tide. Hu Ji greets her to dig oysters. Lin Luoran is speechless. Digging oysters in the illusion—she even can’t actually eat the oysters after exhausting work. Why should she do that to herself?
Hu Ji laughs at her. He hands her a small bucket, and then teaches her how to identify oyster nests by bubbles.
Lin Luoran feels suspicious, “Why do you know this?”
Hu Ji can humanize, but isn’t he too smart? Who can explain to her why a fox can grasp “beach combing”?
Hu Ji shrugs, “Liao taught me!”
Well, she totally forgets Liao! Before Liao tricked her to take over Dongting Dragon Palace, he had been a fisherman for decades! Hu Ji often stayed with Liao for the whole day when they were in the “Alpha-Edward” starship. Liao had nothing to do and it’s natural that he would tell Hu Ji some old stories.
Lin Luoran doesn’t doubt it so she just forgets it. She then actually carries the bucket and focuses on identifying the small bubbles on the beach.
The young man breathes a sigh of relief behind her. This six-tailed fox is scared in a cold sweat because of his mistake. He finally makes up a good story—in fact, he had stayed in the desert underground world since he could remember. Then he just spent time with the Lin family and stayed in the Green Mountains world. How could he see any sea? He doesn’t get his knowledge about sea from unreliable Liao, but the best tempered Mr. Lin in the Lin family.
Thinking of the Lins who have been missing, he certainly can’t mention Mr. Lin in front of Lin Luoran. It will just make her sad.
Lin Luoran squats down to study it. She shaves a lot with sand all over her hands, and she finally distinguishes bubbles suggesting oyster holes. Lin Luoran digs down the bubbles. She finally finds small oysters hidden within a few tens of centimeters.
Looking at the small and black oysters covered with sand in her hands, Lin Luoran feels a little sorry. It’s such a pity that they are not real. She hasn’t tasted the loofah and oyster soup for a long time… she is really drooling.
Hu Ji sees her digging oysters cheerfully. He thinks she is really a gullible woman, and he just sits back on his chair.
Baojia looks at Lin Luoran’s direction in a daze. Hu Ji thought something is strange about her. He is an outsider who can see through it clearly while Lin Luoran isn’t.
He is certainly no stranger to “Qin Baojia”. At the beginning, the fake saintess was inside Baojia’s body and wanted to take him away from the earth. Later on, Baojia’s ocean of consciousness was destroyed, and she was kept in the Lin family when she fell asleep for several years. At that time, Hu Ji was entrusted to Lin Luoran. He was always running around the house, and sometimes he could see Baojia out of her wits.
Hu Ji has always been heartless. It couldn’t say that he had a lot of sympathy for her. He just felt that this little female cultivator was so unlucky and her personal ability enhancement was completely ruined from the beginning.
Lin Luoran has really worked very hard to find soul wood for her friend. She forcibly occupied the old mansion of Qingcheng Taoist Temple. Lin Luoran couldn’t see through the crazy Taoist, but she still set up the Yin-Yang-Mote Circle with him just to save Qin Baojia… Hu Ji was then trapped in the Green Mountains world, so he had no idea what happened after that. However, when Lin Luoran and he saw Qin Baojia, he was on the planet Nami, which was countless light years away.
The unlucky little female cultivator then became a Bearing Essence cultivator living a brand new life. She even has a completely strange name, Nolan Mancia.
When she looked at Lin Luoran, her eyes were wary and indifferent. Apart from her love for jewelry design, she was probably nothing like the best friend who Linny had always been missing.
Hu Ji thinks Linny must be very sad at that time.
But what’s the situation at this moment? The way Qin Baojia looks at Linny is very strange!
Should he remind Linny? With his hand on his chin, Hu Ji looks at the “stupid Gathering Vitality female cultivator” who is digging oysters in vain. He decides to make Lin Luoran discover the truth herself.
Oh, he will never admit his evil thought—he wants to see if someone will cry out of great sadness and joy!
With his eyes become more and more blurred, the boy does not realize how evil he is.
Lin Luoran has got a full bucket of oysters. She is uncertain about if these oysters are eatable. Feeling very boring, she throws away the bucket and sits back to the couch. Lin Luoran gets some fruit from the space and then asks Hu Ji to squeeze juice.
The young man’s face turns black immediately. She ignores him and plays a real crayfish in her hand, “Division of labor… fried crayfish… fried squid… well… two more side dishes…”
Before Lin Luoran stops tempting Hu Ji, he drools and nods quickly, “Stop talking! I will squeeze! I will squeeze!”
People close to Lin Luoran all know that she has a portable vegetable and fruit garden. With Lin Luoran’s magical skills, all ingredients will become surprises. The portable space can grow spirit medicine and spirit herbs. However, from a foodie’s perspective, it is not as good as the fruit produced by space for four seasons, the fruit wines made from fruits, the ever-fresh seasonal vegetables, mountain products, and aquatic products and meat available after the upgrade of space. Well, he can’t think about it… he is drooling again!
Lin Luoran is also grateful for the lake in space which makes the variety of the portable vegetables more abundant. To be honest, the higher her personal ability is, the less she relies on space spirit herbs and spirit medicine. She now thinks planting spirit herbs more of a kind of entertainment rather than an opportunity of personal ability enhancement. Whatever, the personal ability built by external forces is not as practical as studying hard and advancing step by step.
Lin Luoran gets one kilogram of crayfish from the water weeds by the lake. She also cooks some plump freshwater fish and fetches some fresh squid. After selecting the materials, Lin Luoran gets some tableware. Seeing everything is ready, she leaves the space.
Crayfish has to be cleaned. Since it is troublesome to cook such a dish, Lin Luoran seldom cooks it even though she is a foodie.
Baojia has been silent. Unexpectedly, she suddenly offers to clean the crayfish.
“Well, the abdomen is the dirtiest part. You should remove the top part of the shrimp tail, and then you can pick out the shrimp line…” Lin Luoran is worried about Baojia’s skills so she tells her the tips for cleaning crayfish. Baojia listens patiently. When she turns around to clean, her eyes could not help but turn red.
Frying crayfish takes a lot of dried chili, pepper, garlic cloves, very light blue part of green onions, onions, and chilli broadbean paste which is the specialty of the center of Chuan province… well, if you like vegetables, you can also put cucumber, potato chips, and lettuce slices in it. Anyway, crispy ingredients can always match with spicy crayfish.
Spicy crayfish and hot squid can get people inflamed so Lin Luoran chooses to steam fresh fish with honey. She squeezes a few drops of lemon juice on it after the dish is taken out of the pot. Lin Luoran doesn’t use any ingredients, and the sweetness of honey and the sourness of lemon juice can already highlight the freshness of freshwater fish.
Lin Luoran cleans the fish quickly while Baojia has washed all the crayfish. The ingredients are ready. Controlling the firepower is not a big deal for a Gathering Vitality cultivator. Lin Luoran soon cooks a large pot of spicy crayfish, a plate of honey steamed fish in sauce, a large plate of hot squid, and two vegetable dishes. They are all placed on the table.
Someone touches the chopsticks and then a Gathering Vitality cultivator, a Bearing Essence cultivator, and a new Fox King of Green Mountains all begin to eat crazily. Fortunately, no one sees this scene in the illusion. They eat and they leave everything behind, which is really “shameful” for the entire personal ability world.
They are all satiate and then clean up the shrimp shell and other fish bone. After enjoying the amazing cuisine, Lin Luoran finally gets the time to thinks of other monsters.
“Well, what have you done to them?” She will never believe that Hu Ji makes those monsters enjoy the same treatment as them on such a sunny beach.
Hu Ji hiccups casually. After Lin Luoran reminds him, he finally remembers that there is a group of disobedient “subjects” outside this fantasy world.
“It’s time to go out and check on them…”
It seems that he has delayed for a little while. Linny is the one to blame—her food is so damn good that they deserve to suffer for a bit longer. The young fox king shamelessly forgets his negligence. He looks very handsome when he snaps his fingers. Lin Luoran and Baojia then find that they all return to the stone temple.
Hmm, what is so smelly?
Lin Luoran and others are just stuffed. Who ruins the environment in this way! Lin Luoran looks at the fainted monsters in the hall. She pinches her nose and uses a Cleaning Spell to roll out some yellow and white things out of the hall before exhaling.
Hu Ji’s subjects are so useless that he feels a bit shameful. He dismisses the cyan mist, and then he activates a basin of chlorophytum comosum for decoration at the corner. He makes chlorophytum comosum into many long, green, flexible, and small whips and then whips on these fainted monsters.
The monsters wake up gradually. When they think of the real and flawless illusion, they all cry no matter what thoughts they had before and how much they hate Hu Ji at this moment.
There is even a ridiculous fish monster. It jumps forward and hugs Hu Ji’s trousers with its clumsy fins. It shouts three times.
“Be mercy! My lord!”
The fish is so excited that it faints the next second.
The monsters are all awakened. They all kneel down like the fish monster. For a time, the four words “Be mercy! My lord!” pop out one after another in the stone hall. The scene is so lively.
Hu Ji raises his eyebrows triumphantly and smiles cutely at Lin Luoran.
Lin Luoran’s mouth twitches. The scene is nothing like a serious ceremony. It is clearly an image that a bandit head catches a group of unarmed bandits… well, she is actually very, very curious about why these monsters change their attitude!
