Lewd Dungeon Master: This Orc Is Too Damn OP!-Chapter 191: Pierced Clean Through

Relatively speaking, which side had greater danger?

Location-wise, Flauros’s dungeon was closer, but considering the enemies being faced, Ras Vegas was far more dangerous.

’Human adventurers are more dangerous than demon armies or human forces.’

Demons could be covered by Galahad’s divine power.

Human armies could be smashed with various monster combinations. In fact, I’d occupied Ras Vegas that way.

But human adventurers were anti-monster specialists with experience fighting all kinds of monsters. As bastards crazy for money, they were hyenas who’d risk their lives if they thought money was worth dying for.

"Master, I’m sorry. I’m inadequate."

"No. You’re not lacking. We’re just preventing problems that could arise."

I climbed the watchtower with Eila. Andras was watching from the air out of the enemy’s attack range, and the enemy had built watchtowers and pitched tents as if they already knew we’d attacked human forces.

Beep beep beep!

As soon as one Harpy Angel under Andras lowered altitude, an alarm sounded. The Harpy Angel’s claws burned in silver flames against a sparkling divine power barrier. The Harpy Angel recoiled in shock.

"They’re thoroughly prepared for air raids."

"Since they knew flying monsters exist, it’d be stranger if they came without countermeasures."

"Would’ve been a sure win if they hadn’t prepared."

Human adventurers were perfectly countering Harpy Angels. Especially the barrier spread by priests perfectly blocked monsters or monster corpses—slime mucus—from falling.

"Lune, was attack through the river water possible?"

"Failed. They said they don’t drink river water directly, they boil it."

"Tch."

I poured slimehole mucus into the river water again. A massive amount of aphrodisiac flowed down the river, but adventurers either drank water they’d brought or boiled river water in large pots.

"Didn’t know it’d change that way when heated."

"It doesn’t disappear completely, but the potency definitely decreases."

The more it boiled, the aphrodisiac components inside gradually disappeared.

"Air raids don’t work, poisoning the river doesn’t work. There’s an experienced person among them. That’s my conclusion."

"Probably some of the knights from that time participated."

"Got their asses chewed out to retrieve Guinevere. If you can’t retrieve Guinevere, you can’t call yourselves knights! Your titles are revoked! Something like that."

Even without that, since a count’s child was kidnapped by the Demon King’s army, there was sufficient justification for revenge. 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝘦𝘸𝑒𝒷𝓃ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝒸ℴ𝘮

"500 adventurers. Eila, what are our odds?"

"What does Master consider victory?"

"Annihilation."

No reason to spare those who challenged our legion. Those who realized sex could be made to repent through sex, but those who couldn’t have sex would all go through the two-step process of ghoulification-magic stoneification.

"Killing them all? Then...10 out of 10."

Eila was completely confident of victory. I couldn’t understand where Eila’s confidence came from, guaranteeing 10 out of 10, 100% victory.

"Not 99%?"

"Master ordered me to protect this city, didn’t you? I’ll use any means necessary. Master, how much military force will you give me?"

"Use everything except Galahad and Flare Pantera who’ll face Belial’s army, and Lime’s slime squad who’ll guard our main base. Better to command the slime dragons too."

"Then Master, I dare make a proposal."

Eila pointed outside with a confident face. There, adventurer soldiers crossing the bridge were forming ranks and approaching our north gate.

"The moment they approach the walls, frontal breakthrough with cavalry."

"Break through with force?"

"Yes."

"Good choice. I’m tired of twisting to block anyway."

Perfect timing when I was itching for it. I discussed with Eila how to smash the enemy adventurers, and added my plan to Eila’s tactical insight.

"...Is that possible?"

"It has to be. Look how much they’ve done so far. So is it tactically possible?"

"If successful, it’s definitely a viable operation. ...But since I’ve never confirmed this operation, I request one demonstration."

"Of course."

I called the beings needed for the operation. Riders, horses, and lances.

"Wow."

Arthur successfully completed the operation. With the plan even Eila approved, I quickly organized soldiers and climbed the watchtower to grab drumsticks.

"Eila, I’m counting on you."

"Yes, Master. ...After this battle ends, um."

"Let’s have sex all night."

"Yes!"

Eila left wearing armor, and I waited for the cavalry to charge while lightly scratching the drum with drumsticks.

Rumble rumble rumble.

With vibrations like the earth shaking, a group of cavalry exited through the east gate. I activated my tattoo by drawing up my entire body’s vitality and dropped the drumsticks.

"Beat. Hot passion."

Boom boom boom boom boom.

Red energy began surging toward all of Ras Vegas.

***

Along with the tremor that made bodies sway, the enemies occupying Zabiyaba tried to break adventurers’ morale with drums.

"Fast beating isn’t everything...."

Gray felt déjà vu at the orc drumming that kept repeating a specific rhythm. The moderate speed and repeating beat quickly became familiar, and Gray began following the beat with his mouth.

"Ba-ba-ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba-ba-ba...?"

It felt like only the intro kept repeating. Was that a song, or just randomly repeating the same rhythm?

"Everyone, battle stations!!"

Either way, it wasn’t just simple drumming. Gray raised his sword, and all adventurers raised their respective weapons. As mercenaries seasoned in battlefields, there was no real chain of command, but experience couldn’t be ignored.

"They’re coming."

"Sounds like they’re running?"

"It’s a charge. Mages can counter."

Adventurers quickly devised tactics based on each other’s experience. Mages at the formation’s center, rangers wrapping the outside, and close-combat warriors defending with round shields or swords.

"Is this okay?"

"Hehe, of course. Sir Knight, no matter how orcs charge, it’s like charging into a brick wall."

"...But the eggs are riding horses?"

"What?"

Boom boom boom boom boom.

Huge dust clouds began rising from the east. And the silhouettes visible beyond the dust were quite different from people or orcs.

"Cavalry...?"

Clop-clop, clop-clop.

Though few in number, horse hoofbeats were definitely heard. Adventurers naturally tensed, and Gray screamed, recalling his experience being hit by the enemy’s bizarre tactics.

"Cavalry charge!!"

Waaaah!!

Piercing through the dust, the Demon King’s army cavalry appeared. Orcs were mounted on pure white unicorns and Worwolves. And in front rode crow-headed monsters—Andras.

"When did they get—"

"Seeeex!!"

As orcs roared, the Andras riding in front quickly changed postures.

As unicorns lowered their heads, Andras lay horizontally on the unicorns’ backs. Worwolves similarly lowered their heads and Andras thrust their heads forward. Orcs gripped the riders tightly and fixed their postures so Andras wouldn’t fall.

The appearance of Andras with gleaming beaks in front of the unicorns and Worwolves was like lances.

"L-lance charging?!"

As a knight, Gray couldn’t not recognize the tactic being implemented by orcs, through an absurd method no less.

Andras beaks’ hardness.

Unicorns-Worwolves’ mobility.

Orcs’ strength supporting them.

And the loud drumming making them drunk on madness and confident of victory.

"F-fire magic!"

Mages who’d been hurriedly casting desperately shot magic at the cavalry. But the cavalry dodged magic shot directly at them by scattering in three directions. They perfectly dodged attacks even though the mounts weren’t looking forward.

"What the—"

The moment Gray had an ominous premonition.

Thunk--!!

Andras’s black beak pierced an adventurer’s belly. The adventurer with punctured abdomen died with rolled eyes, and this situation didn’t happen in just one place.

Thud, thwack, thuunk!!

Andras precisely skewered one human each per person. Blood fountains sprayed, dyeing unicorns’ and Worwolves’ fur blood-red, but they didn’t care at all and withdrew from formation simultaneously with the attack.

"Y-you bastards--!!"

One adventurer endured pain and raised his sword high to behead Andras, but.

"Seex!!"

Thwack.

He dropped his sword after getting hit in the back of the head by an orc’s club. This wasn’t just one or two, and the 50-member cavalry precisely—without missing a single one—skewered adventurers on Andras’s beaks.

"Ah, listen well!! You little humans!!"

The orc drumming on the watchtower roared.

"This is true lance charging!!"

Adventurers’ forces were shaved by 10%.

***

"Whew."

Throwing off the robe, passion heated to 3000 degrees burned hot. My whole body was full of sweat, and I’d beaten so much that wooden splinters from the drumsticks were embedded in my flesh.

"Master, are you okay?"

"I’m nothing. I’m fine."

Lune received the sweat-soaked robe and checked my condition. All I did was beat the drum channeling my vitality through my tattoo and drum while cheering.

Splash, splash!!

The cavalry dove into the western river and moved downstream. While washing off body heat, Andras began setting down humans stuck on their beaks at the west gate in the river’s middle.

"The adventurers all died, right?"

"Right. Shock death more than excessive bleeding. Since unicorns and Worwolves ran at full power. Since all that momentum was poured into one human, they couldn’t survive without dying."

Orcs and Andras.

Though carrying two people meant considerable weight, since Andras substituted as lances and were firmly fixed, the mounts could very easily succeed at charging.

"Cushioned impact on mounts with double charging too."

Orcs supported Andras with their spears. All Andras drafted for this cavalry were composed of females.

"Literally sex-charging. Hehe. This is all thanks to you, Lune."

"Me?"

"You provided the idea for my concept."

"...Oh my."

Lune smiled bashfully and blinked.

When we were doing it alone where others couldn’t see and firing arrows with a member inserted. I received the recoil of shooting arrows behind Lune with my whole body and helped Lune’s rapid fire.

"So will you support me this time too?"

"Gladly...I’d like to say, but I don’t want to show you to others, so please bear with it."

"If that’s the reason, gladly. Hehe."

I exchanged silly jokes with Lune while watching the battle situation closely. Though we’d precisely pierced 50 people, more than just 50 suffered from the cavalry’s charge. Plenty were injured by being hit or crushed by passing cavalry legs, with at least 20 more injured.

"Compared to that, our damage is zero. Hehe."

"Legion Commander, the cavalry has returned."

"Good work, Eila."

I brushed dust off Eila’s entire body. So the cavalry could advance smoothly, Eila led the cavalry riding a slime dragon underground. Splitting into three directions midway was also Eila’s improvisation.

"Thanks to you, the cavalry returned without any damage. Send corpses to Rastujad to make into magic stones, and after brief rest, tell the cavalry to commence the second battle."

"...Th-that’s impossible."

Eila lowered her head with a reddened face. My heart sank at unnecessary thoughts.

"...Are there casualties?"

"No. Not even minor injuries. However...Master’s drumming was so excellent, everyone got aroused. They need at least 30 minutes rest. Orcs, Andras, unicorns, Worwolves all."

"...."

Casualties 0. Serious injuries 0. Horny 100 people and 50 animals.

"...Well, if they can charge again in 30 minutes, I’ll take that as consolation. It was too intense. Right?"

"Master, how about we do it on Amdusias while galloping across fields later?"

"Your thoughts are increasingly filled with sex lately. Good, I’ll adopt that. However, that’s only if we lead this battle to victory."

Since battle wasn’t only here, I could only pray they’d protect the dungeon well in my stead.

"Meri needs to use tentacles well."

Currently.

Meri had fused with Tentacle Drasil.