Lewd Dungeon Master: This Orc Is Too Damn OP!-Chapter 284: Virgin-Killer Sweater

The situation had changed.

Our legion had grown strong enough that we might be able to compete. The method of getting stronger was a bit questionable, but as a result, our legion’s average level had increased.

Just the women.

’It was already a bit much to eat, but eating men’s would be crazy.’

If not for Guinevere’s report, I definitely would’ve passed it to the orcs as drinking water. I’d have pulled some boomer shit like "why wouldn’t you drink it when it makes you stronger just by drinking?"

"So this battle will be fought by XX chromosomes."

Surface team, basement team. Both would be composed only of women strengthened by magical fluid. Then what would the other soldiers do?

"Orcs guard Ras Vegas. Worwolfs pair with ghouls and stand by on basement 1st floor. If we need follow-up forces, I’ll call. Flauros dungeon’s Flare Pantera unit remains on alert. Guard dungeon 1st floor, Andras."

"Leave it to me."

Andras was actually what Halphas coveted even more than the seal. Though the original Andras died, she looked similar, so she’d obviously go crazy.

Troop deployment 1.

Ras Vegas and Gremory’s dungeon would have orc units.

My dungeon would have Worwolf units, Andras unit, and Hases and Rastujad’s undead units on standby.

I decided not to mobilize Flauros dungeon’s Flare Panteras.

Next, someone was needed to manage the dungeons according to the planned troop composition. That role naturally fell to Shaitan.

"Shaitan, handle all internal dungeon affairs while I’m over there. Same for Ras Vegas management."

My dungeon, Gremory’s dungeon, and Ras Vegas. With managers absent from all three places, the places Shaitan had to manage increased considerably, but Shaitan’s abilities were sufficient.

Now which units to deploy. Though I planned a feint with surface and basement teams, I divided forces into three major units. 𝘧𝓇ℯ𝑒𝓌𝑒𝑏𝓃𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭.𝒸ℴ𝓂

Surface 1st floor where we’d first face head-on.

2nd floor climbing the stairs.

Basement 1st floor teeming to backstab.

’If forces that fought on the surface fight again, the losses could be severe.’

Forces that engaged enemies on surface 1st floor would immediately fall back to the rear. And for that ’vanguard’ role, I decided to combine two species into one.

"Vanguard...Kimaris, Amdusias."

I called the dullahan and unicorn pair bound by ill fate.

Though they’d become stronger than before through magical fluid, they were still insufficient to face Pale Riders head-on.

So they needed to be on the same level.

"I’ll ask one last time. This isn’t a command but a proposal. Are you okay with it?"

"I’m fine."

"Me too...."

Both held hands and accepted my proposal. Though it was an uncomfortable relationship of taking and having virginity taken, they’d ultimately decided to cooperate for the legion.

"Thank you, Kimaris."

"Thanks to you, Master."

Essentially Kimaris had forgiven Amdusias. I placed both on the summoning circle.

[Monster Synthesis: Pair two monsters of different species into one individual.]

[Kimaris (Dullahan★★★)]

[Amdusias (Unicorn★★★)]

[Synthesis Result: Death Knight/★★★★]

’So it comes out like this.’

I thought the undead captain would be Hases’s role, but unfortunately for Hases, the pair topping the undead would be the dullahan and unicorn.

"Begin synthesis."

I patted both their shoulders. Amdusias’s body transformed into a unicorn’s body, and Kimaris floated up and mounted atop Amdusias.

Purple mist flowing from the summoning circle began enveloping them both. And the mist clung to their bodies, becoming a thin membrane.

Crack, crackle!

Their skin began cracking like a dry desert. Like a pupa breaking its shell to emerge, they began emitting light from within.

"Oh, ohh!"

As if a new life was being born, the two became one.

Whinny.

The white unicorn was fitted with black demon armor like the dullahan’s. The dullahan began regaining vitality and wore dress-like armor.

[Death Knight.]

Unlike Pale Riders who prioritize speed, the merged Death Knight emphasized breakthrough power using weight, from demon armor to appearance.

"...But why’s the horn shaped like that?"

I gulped at the unicorn’s horn, slightly curved from its conical shape. The shape was still the unicorn’s horn as before, but somehow the thickness had gotten thicker toward the top.

To put it bluntly-

"Does it look like a dick?"

"...Let’s phrase it differently, Vivian. ’The horn resembles a penis.’"

"Keke."

Kimaris laughed even at the potentially uncomfortable sex joke. It wasn’t a forced smile but a comfortable one.

"How do you feel? Do you two move with one heart and mind, or are you forced to think the same thoughts?"

"No, not at all."

Kimaris jumped lightly from the saddle. And Amdusias sparkled and transformed into human form. The appearance wasn’t much different from before synthesis.

"We can live apart like this. But somehow we feel like we shouldn’t be far apart...."

"I know that. Shaitan said paired individuals weaken simultaneously if they’re far apart."

Combined they had ★★★★-level specs, but if separated by more than 1km, both would drop below ★★ level.

"Conversely, if you two always stick together, you can beat most anyone. You two can beat Pale Riders, right?"

"Of course. If you entrust it to us, we’ll bring victory."

"B-but if we win...."

"I’ll give you magical fluid."

Clap! The two high-fived and laughed. It was good to see them getting along.

"I’ll turn all the remaining dullahans into Death Knights too. After that, they’ll need inner armor equipped too. Hehe, lots to do. ...But Amdusias, where’d your horn go?"

"Hic."

Amdusias suddenly started trembling. As I pointed out, Amdusias’s weirdly shaped horn had disappeared from her forehead during evolution.

"Heheheh...."

Suddenly Kimaris laughed wickedly.

"Master, did you think I’d just accept Amdusias? The one who forcibly took my virginity."

"That’s true."

"So you see."

Rustle.

Kimaris bent her waist slightly forward, grabbed the hem of her battle dress skirt, and lifted it up.

"Since I’m in the rider role, don’t I need reins to strike the mount...? Plus we can’t be separated either."

"...Whoa."

Kimaris had a horn below. That horn was the exact same size as Amdusias’s.

"Vivian. Having a horn below isn’t important. What’s important is-"

"Here, right?"

Kimaris moved her fingers left and right. My uncomfortable feelings settled a bit and the anxiety subsided.

"I see. You can safely play train too. Vivian, let’s do this after this battle ends."

I proposed to Kimaris.

"You fuck Amdusias from behind in doggy style, and I fuck you from behind. How’s that?"

"I’ll definitely win."

The vanguard was decided.

***

[Shortly after, Ras Vegas.]

"You’ve arrived."

The union boss greeted me with a haggard face. I asked his understanding, then checked if the items he’d created were properly stocked.

"Stockings...perfect. School swimsuits too. Spats, tights. Even leggings. You’re our legion’s treasure. An indispensable existence."

"I ground my soul into them...hehe."

As he said he ground his soul in, the garments made from Andras thread were high quality enough to compare with modern ones.

’Rather, they’re sturdier.’

Sturdy enough to serve as armor rather than clothing. I gathered all the inner armor the union boss had prepared.

"Union boss. That item?"

"...Hehehe."

The union boss guided me with a lewd look. In a dark room among the storage rooms where others’ eyes couldn’t reach, all sorts of tools he’d put his heart into making were placed.

"Ohhh."

The color of the items was uniformly deep, dark black.

"Lion hide wasn’t this color though?"

"I dyed it."

"Good. Thanks to this, I can use it well in a good place."

If we win the war against Halphas’s legion, there’ll be tons of prisoners. I can’t keep using vine stems or rope brought from the forest forever, so it was time to use leather products to restrain them firmly.

"I will definitely return victorious."

"L-Legion Master."

The union boss bowed deeply and handed me a piece of parchment.

"P-please permit me to make this."

"What is this?"

"You’ll know when you see it."

The union boss’s attitude made me nervous for no reason. I also unfolded the parchment with trembling hands.

"You bastard!!!"

I threw the parchment. Even if he was an elder, the item in the parchment shouldn’t exist in this world.

"What were you thinking making such a thing!"

"I-I’ve committed a mortal sin!!"

The union boss prostrated himself on the floor trembling. Is this what they mean by a built tower crumbling? Everything he’d worked hard to help me with until now didn’t come to mind at all. All I could see was the design in the parchment.

"How could you make such a thing!"

"D-do you know this item?"

"Of course I do!"

"Wh-what’s its name?!"

"Aah! The name! This cursed object is called a ’rash guard’!"

I tore up the design. The union boss froze with a shocked expression. He seemed hurt in his pride that I’d torn up his idea in front of him, but more than that, I was heartbroken about the union boss.

"Speak! What’s the reason for making this cursed object!"

"I-if we do this, we can reduce exposure and increase defense...."

"I didn’t order armor from you!"

"!!!"

He froze with a shocked expression. I grabbed the union boss’s shoulders.

"When you made school swimsuits, you told me! You wanted to see women wearing school swimsuits playing in the river! Now, imagine! The sight of women playing in water wearing rash guards!"

"...Ah, ahhh!!"

"That’s right! That thing should never have been born! Instead of wasting time making this, make more of these!"

I pulled out a piece of parchment placed on the table. The parchment already had numerous garments sketched on it, and I used the blank space to complete one design.

"Th-this is...!"

"Hehehe, was the stimulation too intense?"

The union boss’s face turned bright red as he gulped at the sketch I handed him.

"This is clothing to put on fairies. How is it?"

"Are you truly a god...?"

"God, what nonsense. I merely speak what I know."

"...Haaa."

The union boss sighed and clutched the parchment. I pulled out something useful as material from my pocket—lion mane hair—and handed it to him.

"The quantity doesn’t need to be much. It’s not armor, just casual wear. Yeah, 50 pieces would be good."

For fairies to wear, for my women to wear. And for gifts.

"What is the name of this...?"

"Ah, that you mean."

I thought of Forneus. What kind of clothes could a woman with Forneus’s body type wear to appeal to the opposite sex?

"That’s called a ’virgin-killer sweater.’"

"...."

The union boss shed a tear. He seemed to be imagining someone wearing it in his head. I also spread the wings of imagination in my mind.

’It’d suit Shax.’

With well-developed pelvis and hips, and since she drains a lot of water below, the drainage would be excellent too, how great is that? As a bonus, if I also gift Luna together, it’d be icing on the cake.

’Put on a sweater and add a coat, and it’d be devastating.’

Just thinking about it is thrilling. I felt like it’d be more pleasurable than beating Halphas’s legion.

"Please. My friend. Make good items. ...And I’m sorry. I couldn’t control my anger when I saw it. Would you make a few rash guards too? About 10."

"...What?"

The union boss’s expression changed bizarrely. I was the one who tore up the design, yet when I asked him to make rash guards, he looked at me like "what the hell."

"Ahem. Listen carefully."

I comforted the union boss and appealed the justification for why we still needed a small quantity of rash guards.

"...Modestly covered up in front of others, but when you take off the rash guard in bed, it’s a bikini-"

"Ohhhhh!!!"

...

...

...

We agreed to make exactly twenty rash guards.