Love letters are not allowed in the exorcism notebook!-Chapter 1208 - 16: Found a Real Lunatic (Part 2)

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Chapter 1208: Chapter 16: Found a Real Lunatic (Part 2)

"Yeah, I think I’m supposed to be a Signal Flag, and there are teammates too."

"Then how did you end up in a place like this?"

"What do you mean ’end up’?"

Xiao Ai glared at Wang Yunxiao unhappily: "Your grandfather living to ninety is called surviving?"

This sarcastic little mouth actually made Wang Yunxiao secretly breathe a sigh of relief.

At least among the few girls he knew, none had this kind of overly blunt personality.

But Xiao Ai was right, he got the cause and effect wrong.

It wasn’t that she ended up in this world, but as a Signal Flag, after she didn’t know how many cycles of mental breakdowns and personality resets, she had managed to survive until now.

"Have you ever thought about leaving this place?"

"Leaving? What do you think this place is, you can’t just leave when you want to."

Xiao Ai scoffed: "Lilith is already a pretty gentle secondary hazard. Following her at least there’s no life threat. Do you know how terrifying it is outside? Once you encounter one of those freaky guys, you can’t even die if you want to..."

"Have you seen a mountain?"

"Mountain?"

"The really steep kind."

Wang Yunxiao made a simple gesture for her.

Xiao Ai racked her brains for a long time, somewhat unsure, she said: "I can’t remember at all, but I should have seen what you’re talking about. Why are you looking for a mountain?"

"Finding that mountain, you can leave here and return to the Real World."

Wang Yunxiao said seriously: "I can take you back with me."

"Don’t mess with me!"

Xiao Ai blurted out, quickly covering her mouth: "No, I got too excited, don’t get me wrong. It’s just that we met by chance, we don’t know each other, why are you being so nice to me? Is it because you’re attracted to my beauty..."

"What beauty?"

With a simple sentence, Wang Yunxiao delivered a brutal blow to Xiao Ai.

"Isn’t it this damned place that’s wrecked me like this! Do you think I don’t want to apply face masks daily, drink bird’s nest soup, and get massages? I’m alive but not living, why would I dress up for ghosts? Who knew I’d even meet a handsome guy here..."

"Alright, calm down, I’m telling you the truth, I want to save you because..."

Wang Yunxiao hesitated a bit, then lowered his voice: "My fiancée, like you, is also a Signal Flag."

"Wow~" 𝚏𝗿𝗲𝐞𝚠𝕖𝐛𝗻𝗼𝐯𝕖𝚕.𝚌𝗼𝗺

Xiao Ai’s expression instantly became subtle: "Then you... my condolences."

"Condolences for what, my wife isn’t dead yet!"

"Signal Flags, it’s just a matter of time you know."

Xiao Ai waved her hand, just about to comfort Wang Yunxiao, suddenly thought of something: "Hey, speaking of which, could it be possible that I, when alive, was your tragic fiancée?"

"Impossible."

Wang Yunxiao decisively shattered her fantasy.

"My wife is still alive."

"Come on dude, do you know what this place is?"

Xiao Ai spread her arms, looking up to the sky: "Time has no meaning here, you seeing your grandfather pouring a full-moon drink for your dad, it’s all normal. Just because your wife’s alive now doesn’t mean she’ll live till old age. She’s a Signal Flag, it’s only a matter of time until she comes here."

Wang Yunxiao angrily said: "If you say stuff like that, then I won’t take you with me."

"I’m sorry!"

Xiao Ai immediately slid to her knees: "It’s my abruptness!"

This was the most she had appeared like a normal person so far.

This state didn’t last long.

Just after Wang Yunxiao agreed with her to find someone else to ask about the mountain, she quickly lost the vibrant expression and once again gave off a dead look when he didn’t keep talking to her.

"Where’s Lilith? Which way did she go?"

She even forgot the agreement with Wang Yunxiao just now, only thinking about finding Lilith in her mind.

Like a hard drive with physical defects.

Wang Yunxiao had to grab her again, pressing her head, forcing her dazed eyes to focus on his face.

"Who am I?"

"How would I know who you are?"

"I’m your husband, don’t you remember?"

"Huh?"

Xiao Ai widened her eyes, her face full of disbelief.

"Is this illusion so intense this time?"

She still insisted Wang Yunxiao was just a figment of her illusion.

"My wife is a Signal Flag, and so are you, so by approximation, that makes you my wife, right?"

"Right... right?"

"Your brain is completely broken, so don’t overthink it, just come with me and listen to my instructions, I won’t harm you, got it?"

"Got it!"

Xiao Ai, being obedient, listened, stopping herself from overthinking, turning into a fool.

Wang Yunxiao actually didn’t know where to go either, his only communicative connection here had a brain functioning just as decoration.

She only remembered one thing firmly.

And that was that following Lilith ensured safety and occasionally finding chances to grab small potions.

On the way, Wang Yunxiao found another worn-out storybook, this time a version of "Snow White and the Seven Muttons."

This indicated Lilith was ahead.

A strange red glow began appearing on the distant horizon.

Before Wang Yunxiao could figure out what was happening, Xiao Ai suddenly leaped up and hugged his arm tightly.

He felt dizzy, and a bright flash suddenly appeared before his eyes.

Rubbing his eyes, Wang Yunxiao found himself seemingly lying on the luxurious bed of a Presidential Suite in some five-star hotel, wearing only a blue Hawaiian swimming trunks.

Xiao Ai, also wearing only a bikini, was lying beside him, wriggling like a catfish and making misleading sounds.

Lilith once again pulled them into a Phantom Realm.

But this time Wang Yunxiao felt she wasn’t being kind, rather she seemed to be in some tricky trouble, forced to expand her Phantom Realm widely.

She might be fighting someone.

"Hubby, order food!"

Xiao Ai, lying under the blanket, wrapped herself into a ball, speaking in a muffled voice.

Understanding the situation, Wang Yunxiao could definitely relate to her mood.

This felt like you’ve been locked in jail for twenty years, finally released, and then your friends take you for a welcome party, indulging in every vice.

After staying too long in that timeless ghost place, being pulled into this realm felt like "release upon sentence completion."

Xiao Ai seemed like a frequent visitor.

The last time Wang Yunxiao came in, he ended up in an ordinary family, eating stir-fried potato strips with garlic sprouts.

He went on a date with his childhood sweetheart and had a McDonald’s ice cream cone by the roadside.

Xiao Ai came straight into a luxury suite in a five-star hotel.

Wang Yunxiao didn’t believe she didn’t plan this.

Why does it feel like Laozi is mooching off rich people now?

"What do you want to eat?"

"Don’t ask, just order everything on the menu and have them bring it over!"

After calling the restaurant, Wang Yunxiao turned around to see Xiao Ai had already climbed off the bed and went to shower in the bathroom.

He went to the balcony alone, gazing outwards.

Facing the endless blue sea, the golden fine sands, and the bustling beach filled with tourists.

It looked like a typical seaside city, a tourist spot.

Under the clear sky with not a single cloud, swollen blood-red roots were slowly descending like the roots of a large banyan tree, but the beachgoers seemed entirely unaware of the impending danger.

Wang Yunxiao sniffed the air, the scent was somewhat familiar.

He quickly found the corresponding answer in his mind.

The Master of Countless Flesh - Annihilation!

The power of Annihilation is eroding the Phantom Realm woven by Lilith.