Love letters are not allowed in the exorcism notebook!-Chapter 1211 - 18: I Have Good News for You

Normal people can’t understand or comprehend something like a Temporal Tide.

Don’t even mention the Temporal Tide, even concepts like calculus from college mathematics are beyond the grasp of the average person. 𝗳𝐫𝚎𝗲𝚠𝚎𝗯𝕟𝐨𝘃𝚎𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝗺

The brains evolved by nature for humans are meant to keep them alive, not for researching universal truths or figuring out how to destroy the earth.

——Wang Yunxiao comforted himself this way.

In his view, a timeline is like a bowl of longevity noodles, usually should be clear broth with one strand of noodle to the end.

And a Temporal Tide is like a bowl of overnight longevity noodles, with noodles all stuck together, indistinguishable from head to tail, impossible to unravel front to back.

Pick with chopsticks and it crumbles.

Xiaoai sat on the sofa eating messily without any regard for image, having a sense of living for the moment.

Which was indeed the case, who knew when they’d be kicked out of this illusion, back to that wretched place, worse than death.

But Wang Yunxiao wasn’t in the mood for food or drink, because he saw the projection of annihilation in the sky from the balcony.

It was a root made of countless blood and flesh, just within Wang Yunxiao’s line of sight, stretching tens of kilometers, spreading into the depths beyond the sky.

The phone by the bed suddenly rang, yet Wang Yunxiao didn’t pick it up immediately.

He suddenly felt an inexplicable dread, feeling that he was like Neo in a movie, that upon picking up this call, he would wake from virtual reality, back to a nutrient-filled pod.

Xiaoai also didn’t answer, holding a tomahawk steak in one hand and a champagne bottle in the other, eating with gusto, as the Old Tianmen People would say, even shooting her father next to her wouldn’t make her flinch.

Still, the phone stubbornly kept ringing.

Wang Yunxiao walked over, picked up the receiver and put it to his ear.

"Good morning, Little Section Chief Wang."

A woman’s energetic voice came through the phone.

"Why didn’t you say hello when you saw me?"

Wang Yunxiao frowned and said, "I thought someone as insignificant as me wouldn’t catch your eye."

"That’s just what you think."

Annihilation said in a chipper tone, "You should know, I’m a very easygoing person."

Wang Yunxiao nodded slowly.

Though he didn’t want to admit it, last time Annihilation indeed didn’t make things too difficult for him.

You can’t call it a favor, but based on the last cooperation, as long as she didn’t suddenly go crazy, Wang Yunxiao didn’t mind sitting down for a calm chat with her.

Of course, even if he did mind, it wouldn’t help.

"I also know, you’re a person with principles."

"That’s true."

"So let’s be frank, if you say something nice to me, I’ll tell you something good. If not, I’ll tell you something bad instead."

"What do you mean by nice words?"

"Guess you have to figure that out yourself."

Wang Yunxiao was silent for two seconds, glanced at Xiaoai who seemed still engrossed in her feast, not paying attention, and coughed as he lowered his voice, "Sister, is there anything I can do for you?"

The cheerful laughter of Annihilation echoed from the other end of the phone.

"No, that’s too perfunctory, I can’t feel your sincerity at all. I think I’ll go ahead and twist off your wife’s head now, throw it into the sea for the fish."

Why does this have anything to do with my wife?

With a sudden realization, Wang Yunxiao quickly changed his tone, "Sis don’t scare me, in my heart, you’ll always be the number one beautiful goddess."

"Hmm?"

"My wife can only be second."

"You truly are a man of principle and bottom line."

Annihilation was very satisfied.

"Remember the movie I took you to see? That fateful scene is about to reenact. If you can get to the scene within twenty minutes, you might just save her from her fate of death!"

"Where’s the scene?"

"Find that out yourself."

Hearing that Annihilation seemed about to hang up, Wang Yunxiao hurriedly asked, "Wait a minute, what about the bad thing you mentioned?"

If the good thing is like that, how bad would the bad thing be?

"Your attitude is too good, sis can’t bear to tell you."

Click, the phone hung up.

Damn riddler!

Wang Yunxiao looked up, finding Xiaoai biting a chicken wing, blankly staring at him.

Oh no.

Just keep eating, why are you eavesdropping?

"You just now..."

"Stop asking nonsense! I need to go out."

Xiaoai shrugged, "Then think it through, if you leave here, once we wake up, we might not end up together."

"I’ll make it back in time."

"You said you’d take me to find that mountain, that was a lie, right?"

"I didn’t lie to you."

Wang Yunxiao said seriously, "Even if we wake up from this Phantom Realm, don’t you still have to follow Lilith? As long as I find Lilith, I can find you."

"That’s right!"

Xiaoai nodded, feeling that Wang Yunxiao made sense.

"I’ll always wait for you, don’t lie to me."

Though she said that, Wang Yunxiao felt she might forget him the next time she had an episode.

In fact, she didn’t even remember Wang Yunxiao’s name now.

Leaving the five-star hotel, Wang Yunxiao looked for a car on the roadside that caught his eye, then stood by the car door recalling for quite some time how to pick a lock.

It’s been a while since crossing over, and these little life skills have almost been forgotten.

In the end, failing to recall, he opted for a simpler approach, waving a car down, dragging the bewildered driver out, knocking them out and stuffing them in a corner, ensuring they’d stay unconscious for twenty minutes and wouldn’t call the police.