Love letters are not allowed in the exorcism notebook!-Chapter 955 - 22: Let Me Tell You, I’m Underage

Real immortals never lack myths and legends, but it’s hard for these stories to spread widely.

Because the recorded myths and legends only reflect the side of immortals helping those in need; the characters are not three-dimensional enough, and ordinary people’s recognition levels can’t tell the difference.

Immortals who become widely known and popular usually have distinct personalities.

For example, Lv Dongbin, or the Erlang God.

Immortals recorded in novels are usually well known, but they receive less incense offerings because their personas are too three-dimensional, making ignorant believers not able to worship them easily.

For example, Nezha and the Monkey.

Love is the same.

Love in books is often full of romance and beauty, but in real life, you pretty much never encounter it.

Real-life love is too bland and not stimulating enough for those young ones overwhelmed by hormones.

Wang Yunxiao never felt that his love with Li Mumu had reached a life-or-death stage.

Well... life-or-death moments do happen.

Maybe it’s because they’ve just started dating, so he can’t really feel the depth of affection.

Rather than calling it dating, it feels more like finding a dining buddy.

Every time they go out, it’s just wandering around and then finding a place to eat.

If you ask Wang Yunxiao whether he wants to take it further, he certainly does.

But it’s just a thought, without any motivation to actually take it further.

In a relationship between a man and a woman, one of them must have a few screws loose for the hormones to command the brain and lead to some involuntary stupid actions.

It’s also called a sour, smelly odor.

But Miss Li’s brain is too sharp.

Sometimes Wang Yunxiao even suspects if she’s the reincarnation of a shut-in.

Just when he starts having thoughts and hasn’t taken any action, she’ll mercilessly expose him.

Not understanding romance, ruining the mood.

Sometimes he really wants to just hit her on the head to make her stupid.

Of course, truth be told... maybe in Li Mumu’s eyes, he seems the same.

"You want to kiss me."

While eating chicken wings at a restaurant in the evening, Wang Yunxiao merely stared at her lips gnawing on chicken bones for a couple more seconds, and Li Mumu immediately accused him.

"Yes."

"No way."

Even though she said no, Wang Yunxiao felt if he were to play the strong hand, she probably wouldn’t resist much.

But this wicked thought was immediately sensed by Li Mumu.

"No way."

"I was just thinking about it."

"You can’t even think about it."

"Wanting to kiss my girlfriend, which rule does that break?"

"It’s indecent."

"So that means it’s okay where there’s no one around?"

"Do you think I’m dumb enough to go anywhere deserted with you?"

"Your dad’s office."

"There are people outside."

"School library?"

"The school doesn’t allow early relationships, are you leading a rule violation?"

Wang Yunxiao thought, what’s the school rule anyway?

"If we return home a bit later, there will definitely be no one on the road."

"Are you so desperate now?"

"What would make it work?"

Li Mumu spat out the chicken wing bones, wiped her mouth with a napkin, looked at Wang Yunxiao, and asked softly, "Have you kissed other women?"

"No!"

Being frank leads to leniency, resisting leads to more strictness, leading to going home for New Year.

As the head of the Nantong District Police Bureau Special Service Section, Wang Yunxiao understood this well.

"Tell the truth, I won’t get mad."

Bullshit!

Trying to deceive a ghost?

Wang Yunxiao shook his head, "Now you’re being unreasonable, why say I’ve kissed other women?"

Li Mumu certainly wasn’t going to say she could see the Cause and Effect Line.

The broken Garrison Soldiers Dharma Gate you’re cultivating, I can’t fully understand it, but when it comes to my personal emotional issues, do you think I can’t see it?

But this secret couldn’t be told to Wang Yunxiao.

The future is long, if you tell him now, he will definitely have defenses in the future.

"Instinct."

Li Mumu snorted coldly, "Have you heard of a theory called the broken window theory? If a window is broken, and you don’t fix it, attention will always be on it."

Is this what the broken window theory means?

Wang Yunxiao thought to himself, I only know the broken window effect.

"This theory also applies to men; it’s because you’ve tasted the sweetness from other women, so you keep wanting to taste what I’m like."

Nonsense!

You might as well say He Lan told you privately!

Wang Yunxiao laughed, "I used to hang around the streets, haven’t I seen it all, both meaty and veggie?"

"You’ve eaten?"

"Haven’t eaten, but the old saying goes you’ve seen pigs run even if you haven’t eaten pork."

This guy really has a stiff mouth.

"That’s not how pigs run."

"You seem to know a lot?"

"Foreign cultures are more open."

Li Mumu shook her head, "Anyway, I won’t eat what’s been eaten by others."

"But you ate my candied hawthorn during the day!"

"You said it hadn’t touched any saliva."

Wang Yunxiao took a deep breath, slowly calming down.

His fists hardened, really wanting to hit her.

"Li Mumu..."

"Hmm?"

"No room for negotiation?"

Li Mumu put down her bowl, and said seriously, "I’m still underage, don’t talk to me about this."

"So there’s really no room for negotiation?"

"What, do you still want to use force?"

Li Mumu glanced at the plate with the remaining chicken wings: "Wait until I finish eating."

"Okay."

In a few quick bites, they cleared the remaining dishes on the table, paid the bill, and walked out of the restaurant.

The night had fallen, and the stars were shining brightly above their heads.

In the vast sky, invisible to ordinary people’s eyes, the massive Echo Erosion was gradually fading.

Tonight, many children will be able to sleep peacefully, no longer suffering from nightmare-induced scares.

But as the price, the names of the three female Demon Heads, Amber Coffin, Red Shroud, and Cangqing Nether Jade, truly spread in Tianmen.

In a deserted place, Li Mumu shook her hair gently, turning her three thousand black strands into snow, a red feather garment covering her whole body, an octagonal palace lamp hanging over her head, with Buddha light illuminating her pointed dragon horns at the top of her head.

"Do you still like me like this?"

She looked directly into Wang Yunxiao’s eyes and asked softly.

Wang Yunxiao was silent for two seconds, sincerely asking, "Are you still legally underage like this?"

Li Mumu’s lips curled up, beckoning with her finger, "Come here."

Wang Yunxiao walked over obediently.

"Close your eyes."

Seeing Wang Yunxiao obediently closing his eyes, Li Mumu leaned close to his face and breathed out softly.

"Relax..."

And then she suddenly clawed over.

As if anticipating it, Wang Yunxiao took a step back, raised his hand to grab her wrist, "Attempted murder on your husband?"

Damn it, I just knew you had something bad planned!

Li Mumu giggled, "Who told you to have unrealistic fantasies about underage girls... Hey, what are you doing, I’m underage..."