Love letters are not allowed in the exorcism notebook!-Chapter 959 - 26: Eating Melons and Accidentally Eating Yourself

Any ideal social model is based on a premise assumption—the people within the model always remain rational.

But Philosopher 550W said, expecting people to always remain rational is a luxury.

The original purpose of the Avalon project was to establish an end-of-the-world shelter.

Since it is a shelter, it can only guarantee the most basic survival needs, and cannot ensure spiritual needs.

When the high and mighty nobles have read all the books, watched all the plays, and played with all the women they can, they will fall into an abyss of endless emptiness and loneliness.

Wang Yunxiao doesn’t understand the specific workings of this Avalon, but based on the progress of the Scholarly Heresy cultivation that he heard from Shen Qingxi, he basically gets the idea.

This thing ran into big problems after just a few decades of operation.

"There is a secret connection channel between Lanton and Tianmen. It might be a special space-time singularity, or perhaps a special Outer Dimension. In any case, it exists."

Shen Qingxi lowered her voice and said, "Since I can go through this channel and come back, others can too."

So this explains why an old vampire suddenly appeared in the wilderness.

The battle in the Western-style villa a street away is not yet over.

The old vampire is a wizard with unfathomable power, and he has turned the whole villa into his magic workshop, with countless traps and contraptions.

But Wang Yunxiao isn’t particularly worried.

Because this time, he followed Wang Ying’s visit with a super luxurious lineup.

"When should they come out?"

Li Mumu is unaware of the specific situation, she just knows that her family’s maid tagged along for the excitement.

In her eyes, Jiang Yinyin’s skill level is that of a mere chicken.

No experience, no mindset—just a chicken.

"I guess we’ll wait until night. If there’s no movement by nightfall, I’ll go in and check."

"You’ve got guts."

"This is the principal’s request; we need to leave enough room for the rookies in the lower grades to train."

"So we’re just going to wait like this?"

Shen Qingxi felt utterly bored upon hearing they were going to sit and wait, so she raised her hand to call a server and ordered herself a cup of black tea.

"Your training is too prone to accidents. When I was at Jishan Academy, every outing of the interest group was pre-selected, with experts safeguarding the team..."

"We’re all from poor families; we can’t compare to the playstyles of your young masters and misses."

No wonder your scores are low... so good at playing, how come even the Mountain Leader got caught up in your antics?

Wang Yunxiao just internally criticized two sentences, not intending to argue with Shen Qingxi.

She’s not his wife, and his wife is watching over here.

"Ah... so boring!"

"You can leave, what’s the point of staying here?"

"I’m here for entertainment."

Shen Qingxi said, frankly.

"Perfect, three people and it’s still early. Let’s play some Poker Fight the Landlord."

"Poker Fight the Landlord?"

Wang Yunxiao glanced at Shen Qingxi, then at Li Mumu whose eyebrows were slightly raised next to him: "Why would you want to play Poker Fight the Landlord?"

"Playing cards! You’ve never played it?"

"Never heard of it, not interested."

Wang Yunxiao patted his pockets: "No money!"

"Uninteresting man."

Shen Qingxi sighed deeply, turned to Li Mumu: "So what exactly did you see in him?"

Li Mumu responded expressionlessly: "None of your business."

"Don’t be so vulgar in your speech, please!"

Shen Qingxi turned her gaze back onto Wang Yunxiao’s face: "Well, what do you see in Li Mumu? You must have a reason for liking someone, right? What do I not have compared to her?"

Cut off this damn mouth along with the head and perhaps she’d be cuter.

Wang Yunxiao sincerely replied: "It’s not about better conditions; I just happened to like her, and she happened to like me. It’s that simple."

"Eww!"

Shen Qingxi felt goosebumps on her back: "How can you say something so cheesy?"

You’re the one who asked?

Wang Yunxiao looked completely unashamed.

Shen Qingxi glanced at Li Mumu and saw that she was only slightly blushing, not particularly shy.

Damn, this pair of shameless lovers is really a match made in heaven. One dares to say it, the other dares to listen.

Shen Qingxi, sitting in the middle, felt her mouth stuffed with dog food.

Of course, she’s the one who made it happen.

"So, when do you guys plan to get married?"

Wang Yunxiao frowned: "It’s not urgent, right?"

We’ve only been dating for a few days, and you’re already talking about marriage, eagerly rushing things. Li Mumu’s parents don’t have much problem, Boss Mu has basically nodded.

The problem lies with Li Mumu.

"None of your business?"

For Shen Qingxi’s curiosity, Li Mumu still gifted her with these four true words.

"Don’t pry into matters unrelated to you."

"I’m doing it for you two’s sake, don’t bite the hand that feeds you like Lv Dongbin!"

Shen Qingxi spread her hands: "Didn’t Senior Xiao give a year’s deadline? After a year, we might go to the Penglai Immortal Academy for further studies. By then you’ll be separated in different places..."

"Why do you think I can’t go?"

Wang Yunxiao was frustrated, feeling his intellect was being insulted and humiliated.

Shen Qingxi chuckled: "What if, Commander Wang, you’re busy with work... right?"

Your wife and children, I’ll take care of them so don’t worry.

Wang Yunxiao read this phrase from Shen Qingxi’s mischievous smile.

Almost forgot, this guy is a two-way plug.

So annoying, find a chance to dig a pit and bury this fellow alive.

Just as he and Li Mumu were both barely containing their emotions, ready to give Shen Qingxi a mixed double punch, Shen Qingxi suddenly nodded towards the window.

"Look, someone’s coming!"

Wang Yunxiao turned to look, seeing several cars speeding down the street, stopping at the entrance of the distant Western-style villa.

The license plates looked familiar.

"My family’s car?"

Shen Qingxi raised her eyebrow: "No, these cars I remember..."

Just as she was speaking, she saw bodyguards step out to open the car door, and a Shen Qingxi dressed in plain white, jingling with ornaments and leaning on a cane, emerged from the car.

Shen Qingxi: "???"

No way, that’s Shen Qingxi, then who am I?

Furthermore... this is my new skin!

Li Mumu turned around, casting a meaningful gaze upon Shen Qingxi.

"I’m the real one!"

Shen Qingxi panicked: "That one’s definitely fake, right?"

"I never said I doubted you."

Li Mumu sneered: "Your knack for self-destruction, no ordinary person could replicate."

"Was I just seeing things earlier?"

"Have you ever heard that the Shen Family has two Shen Qingxi?"

Shen Qingxi was instantly stunned.

The other one was already dealt with by me, her skull is with Wendy as a candle holder.

If there can be a second, why not a third?

A person can have three heads, can’t have three bodies?

Li Mumu thought to herself that she had experience with this.