Marrying a White Snake Wife is Super Cool-Chapter 112 - 86: "Great Immortal, You Even Know How to Pronounce the ’Grandma’ of the Western Tongue!
’If word gets out that I single-handedly took care of a 300-year-old bat Spirit Monster, my reputation would...?!’
An ecstatic Daoist Longchuan bowed again and again, saying:
"Thank you, Great Immortal! Thank you..."
"Thank you, Grandma!!"
Su Liyan ignored Daoist Longchuan. After speaking, she turned and left.
The excited Daoist Longchuan, however, just kept bowing, on the verge of kowtowing to Su Liyan.
...
「After night had completely fallen.」
Lu Yuan returned to the large tent.
Everything was as usual. After dinner, everyone gathered to chat for a bit, then went to bed.
They hadn’t slept well last night, and they had been on the road all day today.
Especially with how cold it was, it was best to get to bed early.
About an hour after the lights were turned off...
A very shy voice quietly sounded out:
"Ohh~~ Darling~~ Why aren’t you asleep yet?~~"
A mischievous laugh followed.
Then, Su Liyan’s incredibly bashful voice spoke again, soft and tender:
"Darling~~ No~ We really can’t~~ There’s no curtain here. The two aunties will see us~~"
Another mischievous laugh.
"Even without lights, it’s not okay! They’ll hear the commotion... Mmmph~~~~
Hah... Ahh...~~
Darling~~ You’re so bad~~
I don’t care anymore!~~"
About two or three hours later, Lu Yuan was drenched in sweat, a satisfied smirk on his face.
Su Liyan was the same, her body glistening as she leaned against her man’s embrace, panting softly.
"Hey, how come you’re not asking for more tonight?"
Lu Yuan asked curiously.
Su Liyan, nestled in her man’s arms, said shyly:
"Because I’m shy~~
Darling~~ No more, okay?~~ Let’s just rest~~"
Hearing his wife’s soft, sweet, and coquettish pleas, Lu Yuan chuckled.
"Alright, time for sleep."
The previous night, Lu Yuan had held two women and hadn’t slept a wink.
Add to that going out into the biting wind this afternoon and freezing for hours.
Then, after fooling around for half the night, even someone with a Holy Body would be tired!
A few moments later, Lu Yuan began to snore lightly.
But as soon as his snores began, Su Liyan, nestled in his embrace, suddenly opened her beautiful eyes.
...
「The main camp, in the reed field.」
Daoist Longchuan paced back and forth, rubbing his hands together to ward off the cold.
He looked all around.
’Something’s not right!’
’Great Immortal, why isn’t she here yet?’
’Didn’t we agree on around eight o’clock?’
’It has to be almost midnight by now, right?’
It was so cold that Daoist Longchuan felt like the snot in his nose was about to turn into icicles.
Just as the freezing Daoist Longchuan was thinking he should probably head back for the night, a slender figure emerged from the reeds.
It was Su Liyan.
Naturally, Daoist Longchuan didn’t dare complain to Su Liyan. He hurried forward, ready to speak.
But as he drew near, he realized the Great Immortal was looking absolutely stunning.
Her face was flushed, and damp strands of hair clung in curls to her cheeks and her long, elegant neck.
Daoist Longchuan was an experienced man of the world.
He could tell with a single glance what had caused Su Liyan’s flushed appearance.
Snapping out of it, Daoist Longchuan immediately began to flatter her:
"A Great Immortal is a Great Immortal, truly amazing.
It makes sense, though. It’s just a little bat with a mere three hundred years of cultivation.
You can just go about your usual business and deal with it casually!"
Su Liyan wasn’t a fool. She thought Daoist Longchuan had figured out what she had just been doing.
But there was nothing to be done about it. In the pitch-black darkness, she hadn’t had time to tidy herself up.
She had simply thrown on her clothes, straightened her hair a bit, and rushed out.
In response to Daoist Longchuan’s words, Su Liyan cursed through gritted teeth:
"Go fuck yourself!"
Daoist Longchuan froze for a moment, then quickly gave her a thumbs-up and said:
"Good! Good!
Great Immortal, you even know how to say ’grandma’ in the Western tongue!
Very good!"
Su Liyan: "..."
"Fuck off, you bastard!
If you spout any more of that foreign crap, I’ll rip your mouth off!"
Daoist Longchuan gave a sheepish laugh and waved his hands.
"I wouldn’t dare, I wouldn’t dare..."
