Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!-Chapter 1068 - 554: Reclaiming the Title, Love Unlimited vs. Love Unlimited! (Part 2)
These past days, Duan Yun had quite some dealings with the Great Love Sect, and just by looking at their backsides, he knew what they intended to do.
The entire sect had turned into weasels!
"Great Love Kidney Fart!"
"Breaking Body Sword Qi Column!"
Both parties unleashed their powerful techniques almost simultaneously.
Since the backside turned forward, that Jiang Dada could be said to fire off his kidney fart cannon from his belly, while Duan Yun's Breaking Body Sword Qi Column emerged from his crotch.
Without exception, due to their forcefulness and vigor, both of their pants tore simultaneously.
Boom!
With a blast, the pitch-black Breaking Body Sword Qi Column and the cannon-like Great Love Kidney Fart collided, and the waves generated spread like ripples, lifting the wild grass and mud in the surrounding area.
The nearby river water churned wildly, creating a massive backflow.
"Electromagnetic Sword Field!"
"Seven-star Consecutive Farts!"
This time, both sides revealed surprised expressions during their clash.
Because rather than being evenly matched, their powers could each leave part of their force to attack the opponent in the clash.
When Duan Yun spread his Electromagnetic Sword Field, everything around him slowed down, and the electric swords swirling around him swept away all the infiltrating fart force.
Jiang Dada released seven big farts consecutively.
Each fart left a deep pit beneath him, with seven smoke-filled pits connecting together to form a seven-star beaded shape.
This was a new fart force he comprehended while gazing up at the stars, seven farts in a row, continuous and unending.
Both sides neutralized each other's attacks with their techniques and still had energy to spare!
As Duan Yun waved his hand, the electric swords revolving around him flew towards Jiang Dada.
And as Jiang Dada twisted the front-facing butt, like the seven stars, the fart force pressed forward bravely.
From a distance, if Duan Yun was like a Sword Immortal manipulating electric swords, then Jiang Dada resembled an old scholar wielding a Seven-star Ruler, fervently spanking unruly students.
The intensity of both powers continued to rise; with a booming thunder-like explosion, their relentless attacks halted momentarily, and they drifted backward.
Without any pause, Jiang Dada's whole body had blue veins popping out, especially numerous on his buttocks, making them look jet-black like countless ropes.
Amidst the darkness, starlight-like luster flowed.
This was his ultimate move, embodying all his recent learnings and insights.
With this move, he aimed to decide victory or defeat, life or death!
As the battle dragged on, his mindset of toying with his opponent had dissipated, replaced by growing unease.
Thus, he decided to fight decisively!
"Ultimate Kidney Fart! Love Unlimited!"
Jiang Dada shouted, and his buttocks thumped like a beating heart, echoing like war drums, giving the illusion that his butt would leap out to charge at someone.
At this moment, Duan Yun raised an eyebrow, saying, "Love Unlimited, do you think you deserve it?"
Faced with Duan Yun's mockery, Jiang Dada's eyes brimmed with confidence, saying, "After today, the title of Love Unlimited belongs to me alone!"
"After today, you will cease to exist."
During his words, Duan Yun had already leaped up.
Alongside, the Dharma Image of Little Yu in black silk appeared.
"Death Energy: Love Unlimited!"
The next moment, he and Little Yu merged into one, it was as if he was operating a Mecha, yet embracing a lover's arms, even akin to a baby nestled within swaddling clothes.
The originally warm scene erupted into terrifying killing intent and death energy the next moment.
A storm of Sword and Saber Energy swirling with death energy abruptly formed, descending from high altitude toward the ground.
Below, Jiang Dada's buttocks really thundered!
The blue veins on his buttocks burst first, spraying countless black fluids; in fact, it was his blood, essence nurtured by Pure Yang Death Energy, exceedingly valuable.
At this moment, confronted with the troublesome Old Demon Duan, Jiang Dada intended to burn all his reserves!
Boom, boom!
His buttocks broke open, emitting powerful energy, which collided with the black blood; astonishingly, the black blood ignited into black flames, containing a speck of intense white, exuding an ominous fervent aura.
"Die for me!"
The sky-shaking sound emerged instantaneously yet faded quickly.
Under the collision of both terrifying forces, even sound was swiftly shredded, forming a zone of "silence".
At this moment, silence speaks louder than sound.
The mud near the riverbank sank more than three feet, forming a huge chasm, looking from above like a shocking wound.
The river, which previously reversed its flow, could not revert to normal quickly enough, turning turbulent with unprecedented speed and causing the river to be sliced off and carried into the sky.
From a distance, it seemed as if the great river had reached the sky.
Even though separated by quite a distance from the Great Love Sect, after the clash of "Love Unlimited," the walls within the sect cracked open, and the roof tiles bounced off like paper sheets.
Two yang men of the Great Love Sect were just using the toilet, having just relieved themselves. But a terrifying counterforce struck, refilling them with what they expelled.
The commotion was equivalent to a calamity of earth and sky.
Boom!
"Release! Love Unlimited!"
A swirling storm spun out, covered in shadows shaped like Unparalleled Swords and famous blades.
Standing at the center of Love Unlimited, Duan Yun remained in place, while the storm of Love Unlimited spun ahead, like a dart being thrown.
Yet this dart was too immense and too fierce!
Duan Yun had detached from his Love Unlimited storm, while Jiang Dada remained amidst the tempest.
His continuous fart force, and the black flames seemed to devour everything. Yet as a piercing scream echoed, victory was decided.
Because his Love Unlimited could no longer sustain itself, but Duan Yun's was still spinning.
Within the storm of sword blades, chunks of his skin and flesh were peeled away like a shrimp being shelled.
With a thud, as Jiang Dada fell to the ground, his body was covered in cracks, exposing white bones.
Especially his hands and legs, devoid of any flesh, leaving only white bones.
He appeared like a skeleton still clinging to life, albeit temporarily.
He breathed heavily, unable to maintain a calm smile on his face any longer.
Because he was genuinely afraid.
He was indeed at death's door!
Even someone who once had Great Love couldn't face death peacefully.
At this moment, the incomplete image of Duan Yun's handsome face appeared in his eyes.
Duan Yun looked at him with a puzzled expression, saying, "You are not the real Great Love Martial Venerate."
Jiang Dada's expression changed, he gritted his teeth and said, "Besides me, who else can be the Great Love Martial Venerate!"
Yes, he had lost, and now this person wanted to strip him of his well-known title in the Martial World.
Duan Yun shook his head and said, "You are too weak, unworthy to be my opponent."
In this duel, although he used two big moves, he only exerted forty percent of his strength.
And the Great Love Martial Venerate, capable of creating the evil tome "Great Love Kidney Classic," which almost led a whole state to ruin, could never be this weak.
In Duan Yun's perception, not needing to be evenly matched, but at least a formidable opponent who could make him exert seventy to eighty percent of his force.
At this time, Duan Yun had already grabbed Jiang Dada's head to refine his memory.
"Let me see, whose good dog are you!"
This guy, who made him break a slight sweat, was indeed a decent dog!
In an instant, Jiang Dada's face turned blurry, and fragments of his memory surged into Duan Yun's mind.
Duan Yun saw his entanglement with his wife and the yellow-haired senior brother, saw him taking out the "Great Love Kidney Classic" to practice, and then the scene of killing his wife to prove his path.
Yet ultimately, he did not find any information about the mastermind behind it.
That is, the original author of the "Great Love Kidney Classic," and not this impostor.
Logically speaking, the person who wrote this manual might already be dead, as it is common for people in the Martial World to die while the manuals survive.
However, Duan Yun felt that this person was still alive and had orchestrated all this from the shadows.
Duan Yun hoisted the nearly dead Jiang Dada, and the latter cried out, "I want to be a Great Hero!" before dying.
He waved his hand, and the flesh-bare skeleton fell into the river, drifting with the current.
Then, facing the great river, Duan Yun said, "No matter who you are, hiding out there, I, the Young Hero, will drag you out and kill you!"
His voice was not loud, yet it was full of strength, seemingly capable of spreading along the river endlessly.
Far downstream, across the river's stretch, a disheveled man picked up a spoon, scooped a sip of water, drank it, and sighed, "The taste is good."
"A corpse with flavor, this little Old Demon is indeed something."







