Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!-Chapter 995 - 519:

Nothing happened throughout the night.

It just goes to show that many things in this world are low-probability events, like this village that looked quite haunted, but wasn't.

Murong brothers were even a bit disappointed that it wasn't haunted.

During this period, they've been holding back a lot of energy.

Anyway, since there were no ghosts here, he could give all his accumulated savings to the Ghost Mother and her Beautiful Ghosts as a payback for the grudge of stealing from home.

Under the eaves of this small courtyard, there was still a grinding platform, presumably used by the previous occupants to grind beans.

Murong brothers curiously grasped the wooden handle and wanted to push it, but as soon as he heard a crack, the entire handle broke, with the wood at the breaking point forming fine splinters, like silk threads.

It can only be said that this thing was decayed severely; only the outside maintained a bit of its original form.

Due to eating too much snake meat last night, there was naturally no need for breakfast today, so the two Young Heroes had already started doing their serious business.

Wei Wuxing's way of marking ancient tombs was using the dragon-seeking technique, which Duan Yun didn't quite understand, but before setting off, Ziyu had already "translated" it for him once.

This meant looking north from the east of Yunni Village, the mountains form a "river" shape, and King Chu's tomb is in the middle stroke of that "river".

By this time, the sun had risen, and there was some hazy mist between the mountains and forests, slightly affecting the view.

But this wasn't a problem for Duan Yun with his Room Pupil Technique.

Duan Yun's gaze sank, and his sharp eyes pierced through the mist, looking into the distance.

Standing here, after parting the clouds and mist, the view was relatively open.

Below the mountain was a winding river, under the dawning sky, the river water was actually blue like jade, reminiscent of a beautiful jade belt.

Honestly, such a river reminded Duan Yun of Jiuzhaigou from his past life.

Especially since the river was surrounded by a sea of grass swaying in the wind, the feeling was even more similar.

We can only say this world is chaotic and absurd, it's either kill or that, and relieving oneself everywhere was just commonplace. In Wangchun City, Duan Yun and others spent quite the effort to get people to develop the habit of using toilets and avoiding streaking.

But in this relatively primitive world, it's also easy to find beautiful scenery.

Just like now, the scenery was pleasing and refreshing.

Duan Yun, while admiring the landscape, began to search for the "river" character.

After a cup of tea's worth of time, he really found it.

It should be the three ravines in the sea of grass, initially not very clear because of the wild grass covering them.

At this moment, a breeze blew, exposing a dark black bottom, resembling three clear wounds.

"Let's go."

Duan Yun snapped his fingers, leaped, and jumped off the cliff.

The Murong brothers, seeing this, followed closely behind.

One might even think the two men were attempting a love suicide.

Falling, quickly falling.

This sense of acceleration from leaping off a cliff was truly exciting.

Even though Duan Yun was capable of flying, this acceleration still thrilled his instincts.

This time, he planned to test the strength of his physical body.

So he didn't use any movement techniques to slow down, merely circulated his Protective True Qi.

By this time, the Murong brothers were already about to slow down, but seeing Duan Yun not slowing down, he didn't either.

Because he had already realized Duan Yun's intent.

As a fellow Young Hero of Yuzhu Manor, how could he, Young Hero Murong, be outdone? 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝕨𝕖𝗯𝚗𝚘𝕧𝕖𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝕞

If Duan Yun can do it, so can I!

This Young Hero was once a man who chopped down trees with his crotch!

Boom! Boom!

Two loud explosions were heard in succession.

The ground suddenly had two big pits, mud and rocks splashing everywhere.

Duan Yun crawled out of the pit, shook the mud off his hair and out of his ears, and shook his feet again.

He could completely withstand this height, just feeling a little numb in the feet.

He couldn't help but look towards the Murong brothers who were still in the pit and asked, "What are you doing? Not coming out yet?"

The Murong brothers replied calmly, "Just suddenly felt like taking a piss."

Saying that, he calmly unzipped his pants and started to urinate.

It should be noted his legs were stuck in the mud, almost level with his crotch, so in Duan Yun's eyes, he seemed like a bird perched on mud urinating.

He couldn't help but say, "Why don't you just come out a bit more, then pee."

The Murong brothers explained, "I like being down-to-earth."

Duan Yun was momentarily speechless.

So being down-to-earth means being perched on the ground, right? That actually seems to make sense.

Duan Yun squatted on the ground and said, "Brother, are you done yet."

The Murong brothers shook his body and said, "I've got a lot of pee, you need to wait a bit."

He said this with such nonchalance, but in his heart, he was screaming—"Damn legs, move for me!".

Indeed, his feet were so numb now that it felt like every muscle in his legs was calling out for its mother, unable to move.

Trying to move took a bit more time.

But being out and about, as a fellow Young Hero, face is self-given.

Jumping down the same cliff, one fine, one leg numb, if this were exposed, wouldn't the difference be obvious?

Young Hero Murong doesn't need to save face!

Thus, while the Murong brothers forced True Qi to flush through his legs, he persisted in urinating.

The rest of the pee was forced out by him!

The Murong brothers strongly suspected that if he continued to pee like this, he might even pee blood!

But outside, face is self-given!

After some time, Duan Yun yawned and said, "How much longer will you take."

"Almost done! Almost done! Didn't I say, I've got a lot of pee, you have to wait a bit."

Duan Yun blinked and actually detected a hint of rap in the Murong brothers' response.