MTL - City Exchange Life Club-Chapter 289 : eat half, release half
"It's good spring, it's better to have a dream, the grass is fragrant in the dream... blue sky, white clouds, green mountains and green water..."
On the winding and rugged mountain road, there was a brisk singing voice, Zhao Yan leisurely mounted his horse, with a dog's tail grass hanging from his mouth, humming a small tune.
Don't ask him where the horse came from.
He just met a group of bandits on the way, and the bandit leader was shocked when he saw Zhao Yan, kowtowed and bowed, and insisted on giving him his mount.
Facing the enthusiasm of the bandit leader, Zhao Yan could not refuse to break his heart, so he could only reluctantly accept it, and promised to let him live.
In the end he just mercifully buried him alive.
Burying alive is also a way to survive. As long as he can quickly make a hole in the ground, he can get out of it?
What? You say you can't do it?
What even a mouse can do, you can't do it alone, so why are you still alive?
Not even a beast, let's go to death.
Suddenly, Zhao Yan's singing stopped abruptly.
Because he saw an old woodcutter in front of him who was struggling to carry a large bundle of wood.
But maybe it's because he's too old, he's been sweating profusely because he hasn't picked it up after trying several times.
It looks very sad.
Zhao Yan couldn't see this scene.
He is kind by nature, and even if his life is unsatisfactory, he can't see anyone in the world suffering.
He quickly hit the horse and walked over, greeting him with concern: "Old man, can't you carry it on your back?"
"Yeah, old people are useless." The old man coughed a few times, forced a smile, and his voice was hoarse.
Zhao Yan nodded: "Then take it slow."
After that, he was ready to leave.
After all, he can't see people suffering.
To be able to come up and care about one sentence is already a great determination. After all, he is too kind.
The old woodcutter was stunned. He stared at Zhao Yan's back for a while, and then he shouted, "Young young generation, you... why don't you help me."
"Old man, that's what's wrong with you." Zhao Yan came back with a serious expression: "You can't even carry a bundle of firewood, and you still want someone to help you. Do you know what it means to be well-dressed by yourself? When it comes to a little difficulty, I don’t want to overcome it, I just want others to help, I just want to be lazy.”
"Do you know why you are so poor at such a young age that you are still working for firewood in the mountains? It's because of your thinking, you are poor because you are lazy, don't refute it, all the fakers on the Internet say this!"
"How... how can you speak to an old man like that! Are you still human? Do you still have a conscience?" The old woodcutter was shaking with anger, and asked Zhao Yan.
Zhao Yan nodded: "I'm not human, I have no conscience, but my wife has a great conscience."
The old woodcutter: "..."
"Old man, you have to support yourself!" Zhao Yan warned earnestly, and was about to leave.
"stop!"
The old woodcutter roared angrily.
Afterwards, there was a trace of demonic energy on his body, and a leopard spirit was gradually showing its original shape, and said hoarsely: "I used this trick to deceive a lot of people, but this is the first time I have seen such a conscienceless thing like you, I want to Teach you what it means to respect the old and love the young!"
"Don't be impulsive." Zhao Yan advised.
"Go to **** you!"
The leopard essence rushed over.
Then he was pinched by Zhao Yan.
He got up, was stunned, and had nothing to say.
Leopard Jing looked at Zhao Yan in horror.
Zhao Yan sighed helplessly: "I'm not hungry yet, I obviously want to let you go, why do you have to force me? Why?"
"Shang... Shangxian spare your life." Leopard Jing wanted to cry without tears, woo woo woo, yes, why is it?
Zhao Yan was very helpless: "If you don't show your original shape, I will treat you as a person and not kill you, but if you have to change into the original shape of a demon, I can't even kill you, after all, I am a good person. ."
His attitude towards demons is to kill if he wants to.
He doesn't kill if he wants to, he does whatever he wants.
As long as the demon was not caught by him in the middle of the murder, he would sometimes be too lazy to care.
But you have to show up and jump in front of him.
That's not a rat licking a cat - is there nothing to stimulate?
The stimulus is found, can the consequences be bearable?
"Shangxian, it's just the two of us here. No one knows if you let me go." Leopard Jing was very excited.
It turns out that this is a monk who is both righteous and evil.
Then you have a chance to live.
Zhao Yan pondered for a moment, and his eyes lit up at the leopard essence in his hand: "I thought of a good way."
"Shangxian, please speak." Leopard Jing was overjoyed.
Zhao Yan smiled and said, "Well, let's take a middle value, eat half of it, and release half of it."
Leopard Essence: "..."
"Don't! Don't kill me! If the Shangxian wants to eliminate the monster, he should also eliminate the big monster like Yinshanjun. Killing the little one is a waste!"
Zhao Yan asked, "Where is this Yinshan Monarch, who is more powerful than the Heart Eater Demon King?"
"Yin Shanjun is in Yinshan County, he is more powerful than the Heart Eater Demon King, and he is also the son-in-law of the Hundred Eyes Zhenjun!" Seeing Zhao Yan's interest, Leopard Jing said quickly.
Zhao Yan thought for a while, and then asked seriously, "Is the daughter of the Hundred-eyed True Monarch beautiful?"
Shanjun is a tiger. The mating time of tigers is very short, so the daughter of Baiyan Zhenjun should be very lonely. Zhao Yan wants to fill her loneliness.
How can there be a lonely person, a wife, there is Lao Zhao next door!
He also treats demons equally.
Race doesn't matter as long as you're pretty.
Put an end to racism, start with me!
Leopard Jing was stunned for a moment, then nodded again and again and said, "The beauty of the country, the beauty of the moon, and she is not dressed in human skin, but transformed into a human shape!"
"Thank you for letting me know." Zhao Yan thanked him.
Leopard Jing breathed a sigh of relief: "You're welcome... ah!"
Before he could finish speaking, he screamed.
It was directly split in half by Zhao Yan from the middle.
He threw half of them on the ground and released them.
"You can go." Zhao Yan looked at the half.
"Huh? Don't want to go? Have to be eaten by me?"
"Do you have to live and die with your other half?"
"If that's the case, then I'll satisfy you."
"If you don't speak, I will take it as your default."
Zhao Yan picked up the half of the meat again.
Then I took out all kinds of professional tools and started an outdoor BBQ (outdoor barbecue) on the spot.
zizi~zizi~
The meat of the demon is very tender, and after brushing a layer of oil on the grill, it makes a sizzling sound, and the oil splashes all over the place.
Sprinkle with chili powder and cumin powder.
When the mountain wind blows, the fragrance disappears.
The fragrance attracted many demons from the mountains.
Then, these demons also became part of the fragrance.
"The Taoist friend is Yaxing, good craftsmanship, I still have two pots of good wine here, why don't you have a drink together?"
A sword light fell, turning into a handsome young man in white clothes fluttering, looking at Zhao Yan and said with a smile.
He also had two jugs of wine in his hand.
[Author's digression]: I have something to do today, let's come to a chapter for you to vote, and the rest of the afternoon or evening.