MTL - Creation Notebook-Chapter 1 The world of Xueba, do not understand the scum

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"If the teacher chases and kills an iron tooth wolf at ten meters per second, the latter escapes at nine meters per second. After the explosion potential, it can reach twelve meters, but only for twelve seconds. The distance is five meters, may I ask ... "

On the podium, Teacher Bai Yu smiled and looked around: "This iron tooth wolf, what color is your belly?"

Frowning her eyebrows, Shen Zhe twitched in the corner.

颜色 Belly color?

Shouldn't it be ... can the teacher catch Iron Wolf in a few seconds?

With a helpless expression, when he felt that this question could not be answered, he found that seventeen or eight students in the class had raised their palms.

Learning Committee member Cui Xiao stood up.

"Report teacher, there are five species of iron tooth wolves, two of which are gray, one white, one black, and one purple. The gray ones are the tide mountain wolves. They are fast, powerful, and haunting. , The warrior and the two strongest martial arts dared not confront each other. The teacher martial arts was so heavy that they could only run away when they met, and they could not catch up. Naturally not! "

"As for the white belly, it is a giant wolf species that lives in Thorns Mountain, which is the so-called 'Thorn has a wolf, and its belly is white'. It has a large body and strong defense. It is difficult for ordinary people to attack the fur with full force. And it ’s fierce by nature, and when it comes to danger, it just heads up and does n’t run away. So, it ’s not. ”

"Now there are only black and purple. The speed is almost nine meters per second, and the outbreak can reach twelve meters, but ... the black fur is ugly, the meat has a strong fishy smell and it is difficult to sell. Purple The fur is good-looking, the meat is also delicious, and the market has a price but no market ... so my answer is ... this wolf is a purple belly. "

Cui Xiao looked confident.

"Right!"

Slightly, Teacher Bai Yu nodded.

"This way ... OK?"

Frowning her eyebrows again, Shen Zhe twitched.

For three days.

I walked into this world for three full days, always in a state of trance.

He was a **** with intermittent obsessive-compulsive disorder on earth. When he saw the college entrance examination immediately, the three subjects of language, mathematics, and foreign language were combined, but he only got less than three digits, less than three digits. I admit that I usually do not study well. It is expected that this result will happen!

But ... the four doors add up to a 0.5!

Huh ah!

Is not an integer, so he can't accept it at all!

Depressed, ran out to relax, who knew of a car accident.

A car accident is a car accident. It turned out to be a muddy, unwashed BYD for many days ... The most important thing is that when it was hit, it was not prepared in the slightest, and the flying posture was too ugly to show a beautiful posture at all ...

Next time you have a chance, be sure to find Bentley and put a handsome pose in the air ...

Alas, there is no chance to complain.

I woke up ... here.

I thought it was a place to practice martial arts, and there was no need to learn. With years of truancy and punishment, I could exercise my strong physique and firm will to lead the way. As a result, I was wrong.

Not only study here, but all of them are learners!

No matter how difficult the problem can be easily solved, the 100% test paper can not get more than 90 points, I can't wait to jump into the river immediately ...

Just like this question, if you want to answer, you must not only understand the types of iron wolves, but also their strength, speed, character, and even the teacher's practice and economic market ...

Covers biology, economics, psychology, physics, geography, mathematics, language ...

Ask a question, think so many ... I'm so tired!

As for the guy who is worn by the soul, it is also an unlucky person. In the last semester, the average of each subject was 96. The whole class and the school ranked last. He was blamed by the college, the family, the teacher, and the classmates. He was even violent. Several meals.

The ultimatum is that this semester has not improved, and serious injuries are minor and may even be killed.

I ca n’t help but start to work hard for my life. Who knows that I stay up all night and the injury is not healed, the results have just started, and I suddenly die!

Hey, there is only one way to study hard ...

It ’s just ... Just die, I ’ll save some memory for me. The 100% test paper is an average of 96. It ’s not bad. I do n’t dare to think about this achievement in the past life. It ’s hollow like this, how ... how to learn?

I have been mixing for three days, and this is a perverted topic every day ... It is no different from listening to Tianshu!

I changed my past life and did n’t understand. I had already climbed the table to sleep or skipped school. When I had this plan, I saw a classmate with my own eyes, because he could n’t answer the teacher ’s question in class, he was vomited on the spot, and went home again The unrecognizable face of the family ...

I immediately dismissed my thoughts.

Sleeping in previous lives, I was scolded at most, sleeping here would be dead ...

不 If you do n’t understand, you have to pretend to understand, and you nodded from time to time. The look of the cloud is light and gentle, as stable as an old dog. In fact, my heart has been shaking for a long time, for fear of being named ...

Now think about it, I was so happy to go home alive without taking classes.

In the past life, I wanted money for class.

I am frightened every day. It ’s not easy to do this!

I wondered in my heart, and the question from Teacher Bai Yu continued to sound, "How long did it take the teacher to stun it?"

Another dozen people raised their hands.

Teacher Bai Yu looked around and named: "Xue Ru, you answer!"

"Report teacher!"

The figure of a pretty student stood up, seventeen or eight years old, white as snow, looking immature, but already showing what a beauty should have.

Class flower, Ling Xueru.

Although his predecessor had no memory left, Shen Zhe also knew by physical induction and skills that he was the object of his previous crush.

"The teacher ’s sabre was distributed by the college and was uniformly forged by the foundry. It was three feet three inches long. The teacher was one meter seventy-one tall, with one arm extended, seventy-two centimeters, with an arm and a sword, one meter five-two. Pass It was inferred just now that it was identified as a purple-edge iron-tooth wolf. The adult body length was two meters and one, and the teacher needed 41 seconds to catch up. "

Ling Xueru's eyes were full of wise light: "If you want to stun it, you need to hit [Zan Ran Acupoint] on the wolf's head. The most suitable sword move is" Luosha Hanxue ". The position of the sword's hand and attack is probably The angle of 17 °, the strength of the teacher Zhenwu in the later period, the sword speed plus gravity, and both sides are moving forward, it takes 0.27 seconds to hit. Combined with the obstruction of the wolf skin and the sharpness of the sword, it must be increased It took 0.08 seconds to hit the point. "

"The purple margin wolf is injured to a coma. It takes 0.2 seconds for the nerve to transmit the message, which is 41 seconds 55. That is to say, it takes the teacher so long to stun this wolf!"

"Very good!"

Teacher Bai Yu nodded again with satisfaction.

"..." Shen Zhe covered her chest.

Arm length, included angle, shot speed, repair, tricks ...

Everything is taken into account.

Knowing the conditions, I didn't say anything, I was able to guess the exact number of seconds, and the result was one hundredth of a second ...

Are you serious?

Even if it is a school bully, it is not so perverted!

He was so confused when he heard the answer, he couldn't figure out at all. Even if he could get it for a few days, it is estimated that he would still be killed in the end ...

In the world of Xueba, the study scum really does not understand!

"Next, the last question is the hardest one!"

Seeing that two questions were answered so quickly, and they were all correct, Teacher Bai Yu smiled gently and looked around again: "After hitting the Iron Tooth Wolf, I will go back to school with all my strength. How long will it take? The time error is within five minutes. ! "

一 As soon as the problem came out, the classroom was silent immediately. The students who just raised their hands just stopped talking and took out the paper one by one to calculate.

"This ... is harder than those two?" Shen Zhe looked at Wang Qing at the same table in doubt.

同 The same table, with an average score of 99 last semester, is below the middle of the class ranking, but it is much better than the predecessor.

Why the first two, UU reading www.uukanshu. com so many people quickly answered, no one dare to raise their hands?

"It's too difficult!"

Wang Qing glanced puzzledly and lowered his voice: "First of all, to determine where this iron tooth wolf was found, this involves geography, terrain, and understanding the living range of this wild animal. The error is not more than one kilometer. This way we can determine the distance to the college. Secondly, the speed of the teacher's return with the wolf is estimated. This involves more. To calculate the obstacles caused by rivers, mountains and the like that may be encountered on the road, we must calculate the teacher's body. Real gas reserves, the duration that can last! "

"Need no breaks, and may encounter accidents, the density of jungle trees ... the calculation amount is more than ten times the previous, and no wrong at all. Well, let's not say, I have to do it quickly, otherwise I will be Ask questions, fail to answer, and may be killed ... "

Pouting at the corner of his mouth, Wang Qing continued to pick up a ruler and a writing brush and kept counting.

Shen Zhe: "..."

If you say that, this question is too difficult. The key error cannot exceed five minutes ... who can do it?

不是 Isn't human being able to accomplish it at all?

Shen Zhe's scalp exploded.

Looking at other students struggling to write a good book, it was not too prominent and noticeable. He also took out a pen and paper, drew a peculiar hand, rubbed his eyebrows, and wanted to hear if anyone had made the answer, see you. The teacher's gaze was smiling.

"Shen Zhe, you answer!"

"I?"

His eyes narrowed and Shen Zhe narrowed.

Even he didn't paint Pecs round enough, especially his two eyes, different sizes, which made him with compulsive disorder full of embarrassment.

This strength, answer such difficult questions ...

It looks like I can't live the first chapter ...