MTL - Cultivating to Become a Great Celestial-Chapter 3 : Old Constipation
The four were speechless all the way and flew for another half a day. Su Tingyun felt that he was too hungry. The three fairies said that everything in the field of cultivation is true. What she brought here was useless, so they only provided Su Zingyun with a change of clothes. The others did n’t bring anything, or she secretly hid it. A box of jewellery and pastries was in the bag. Now that the pastries have been eaten, there is no sign of arrival. Under the boundless sea, there is no smoke at all. Naturally there is no place to stay and let her rest a little.
After hearing the cooing noises in Su Tingyun's stomach, the three female nuns couldn't help laughing, "Sorry, we have been digging into the valley for many years and do n’t eat fireworks, so we haven't prepared food for mortals. There is one day Time is boundless, Mrs. Su, please hold on. "
Su Tingyun: "..."
Su Tingyun was anxious to scold her mother. These three were deliberately teasing her. Before that, they also prepared to eat and a lot of things. They tended to say that there is nothing in the cultivation world, so they do n’t take anything. Now, they actually say they eat. Not at all, starving her for two days.
An old 70-year-old bone, how can it stand such a torment, although Su Tingyun was angry at this moment, but did not dare to say anything, because she felt that the three women Xiu dare to treat her like this, I am afraid that is cheap Her husband did n’t see how much he valued this messy wife. Maybe it was the whim that reminded her that there was still a relationship in the world, and she wanted to use her sword to cut it off. She is now holding her hands in the hands of others, or bear it temporarily. Go one step at a time.
Fortunately, the old lady usually eats big fish and meat, and a lot of fat has accumulated. Su Zunyun also boiled over, but by the time of Wuliangshan, her legs were soft and her strength was lost. This uncountable mountain has a staircase that rises above the clouds, plus a rule that what must be done step by step for the first time up the mountain, Su Tingyun feels that he wants to die.
She is now 70 years old!
She was hungry for two days without eating!
Let her climb up like this, she is not climbing Wuliang Mountain, but Huangquan Road Guillotine! Su Zunyun was standing up strong. Now, when she saw the ten thousand steps and three smiling nuns, she rolled her eyes and fell directly on the side of the stone steps. She vomited. Bai Mo, with his legs kicked, went straight to report to Lord Yan.
"Sister She ..."
"Here is the foothills of immeasurable mountains, but don't make any mistakes at this juncture."
Su Zingyun closed her eyes. Although she could not see the outside world, she felt that someone was feeding her something. After the liquid slid into her throat, Su Zingyun felt that her whole body was warm, as if there was a The warm current flowed through her limbs, leaving her exhausted and exhausted, her stomach was not so empty, her empty stomach was nourished, and her whole body became more energetic.
Damn, she has n’t given her such good things, she has to wait until she can't stand it and put it out.
"Mrs. Su, how do you feel now?" The monk was keenly aware, Su Zun was already weak, so she was able to conceal her for a while, and now she was in a good spirit. Naturally, she could not hide the three female nuns. They were not asking to wake up. No, but just ask her how she feels.
Su Tingyun could only open his eyes and said, "Much more comfortable."
"This is very precious Bai Yulu. I don't want to drink it on weekdays, it's a waste for you." It is still Chu Yuerong who speaks, she is ridiculed along the way, compared with the other two, this girl is worse To be straightforward, not stupid but stupid.
"Actually, although Bai Yulu is good, it is not suitable for his wife. His wife did not cut the valley. If she took Bai Yulu, her body would react very much. It was not intended to be given to the wife, but the wife just looked too weak, so ... … "After Chu Ling said, there was a gloom of melancholy between the eyebrows." The first entry must be on the climbing ladder on foot. This is the rule that Wuliangshan has set since the founding of the sect, and no one can violate it. The real person was seriously injured and insisted on climbing to the top step by step. "
Su Zingyun looked at the towering clouds, and couldn't see the white marble stairs at the top. He asked tremblingly, "How many steps are there?"
"Ninety-nine, there are still many trials on it, to hone your mind ..."
Su Tingyun's legs and feet were soft, and she almost knelt down.
"Mrs. took Bai Yulu again. It seems that in the recent days, I can only stay at the foot of the mountain for a while, wait until my body is healed, and then climb the mountain."
There is a row of bamboo houses not far from the foot of Wuliangshan Mountain. There are arrangements for disciples to spend the night. The bamboo house is their residence. At the same time, those monks who want to worship Wuliangshan can also temporarily hold it when the Zongmen Recruitment Trial is not open Living in a bamboo house.
Now it is April and the ninth day of next month, it is the Wuxinshan Naxin Club once every ten years. Therefore, at this time, there were already many monks living in the row of bamboo houses.
Su Tingyun was led by the three of Chu Ling and lived in a bamboo house.
After arranging a place to live, the three said they would return to Lingwu to resurrect the real person, and let Su Zhanyun wait in the bamboo house. After the three of them left, Su Zingyun was going to look around, but as soon as he went out, he heard gossips floating around.
"Who is that old man? I never want to join Wuliangzong, too?"
"It's all grown up like that, and the Infinite Pie will accept it? Impossible!"
"It doesn't seem to work at all, it's strange."
...
Su Tingyun became a strange man here. Fortunately, she was thick-skinned, and she wasn't shocked. At the moment, people could talk about it casually, and she was shocked by strange things from time to time. Liu Wei entered the Grand View Garden without seeing the strangeness in the world.
"Wow, this grass can walk."
"What kind of thing is there to talk about."
"Who's sword is flying everywhere, what should I do if I get stuck?"
Su Zingyun made a circle outside, but felt that his eyes were not enough. The world of Xian Xia was really extraordinary, with surprises everywhere, making people dizzy. After going out from the bamboo house, she suddenly felt a pain in her stomach. She was busy inquiring about where the latrine is. Fortunately, this is a gathering place for new entry disciples at the foot of the mountain. There are still people who have not set a valley. The hut is for people to use, otherwise, she would like to pull without any place to pull.
Su Tingyun rushed to the thatched house anxiously. At this moment, she no longer hurt her waist, her legs no longer cramped, and she was afraid that she could break the world record with an old running speed. When she rushed to the thatched house and took off her pants and squatted down, I just heard a loud noise, and the smell was soaring.
The old lady eats greasy, has too much impurities in her body, and Bai Yulu has the ability to harden her body. This gives her a cleansing of her bones and bones, which drastically clears out many years of old constipation. The odor can be imagined. All the plants have been smoked.
Su Tingyun now understood the meaning of Chu Ling. Bai Yulu made a croton, which made her legs soft and stinky. Every time she felt better and wanted to stand up, she had to squat again just after pulling up her pants. By the end of both legs she lost consciousness and she squatted in Maokeng for a whole day and night.
When she was struggling to return to the bamboo house, she encountered a lot of white eyes all the way, and was finally informed by a disciple at the foot of the infinite mountain that she smelled too strong and needed to be cleaned before entering the bamboo house ...
Su Zingyun is not good all over.
Fortunately, she has extremely dark complexion and a lot of age spots, otherwise she will surely be seen as embarrassed and her face will turn red.
Su Tingyun had her hand over her baggage, and under the direction of a kind-hearted child holding a nose, went to a place where it was said that there was a pool of water. The child said that it was not far ahead, but she walked away. It took me two hours to see the puddle. Fortunately, Bai Yulu had the ability to strengthen her body, otherwise she had to hang up before she had even reached the puddle.