MTL - Cultivation Is Like This-Chapter 108 Lights in the crotch

   Chapter 108 Lighting in the crotch

  Lu Bei stepped up with a knife and smiled kindly.

  The giant python was tragically collapsed in the secret realm and cut in half. Even if it has tenacious vitality, it is difficult to use its supernatural powers at this moment, and its body shrinks rapidly, turning into an ordinary person.

  Chao Lisu squatted, his face was wrinkled, his torso was thin, the appearance of a handsome young man was gone, and his proud demigod body could only be left in a nursing home.

   Immortals do not say that their appearance will last forever, but after reaching the Xiantian realm, it is difficult for the pig-killing knife of the years to leave too many traces on them. If it is not due to the practice, the appearance will not change much.

  Chao Lisu is getting old in an instant, either the end is approaching, or the foundation is severely damaged.

   That's right!

  The old face corresponds to the leader of the Snake Dragon Sect in the screenshots of the player. Lu Bei had some guesses in his heart. Even without him flapping his wings, the secret realm would collapse around the time of version 2.0.

   Lu Bei guessed right, the secret realm exists because of the snake god, and it is also destroyed because of the snake god, but Chao Lisu's aging has nothing to do with the damage to the foundation, and the reason is because of the snake god.

   Chao Li is too greedy.

   He took a lot of blood and soul fruit, and created his own secret method to obtain the body of a demigod. The flesh and the secret realm were too involved, the secret realm was destroyed, and many years of hard work died along with it. The old body is his true face.

   "You, you ruined the sect master's snake and dragon sect!" He opened his mouth to Li Fu hoarsely, his eyes resentful, his face like tree bark was twisted.

   "Old man put out the fire, I'll give you an idea."

Lu Bei pursed his lips and said sympathetically, "Look at you, the resentment is so strong that you can see it from two miles away, why don't you put on a red shirt at this time, I will help you with a trousers belt, and you will hang the southeast branch by yourself. Incarnate as a ghost, and come to me for revenge at that time, you will be able to smile Jiuquan."

   "The sharp-toothed and sharp-mouthed people, today, the leader of the sect will drag you to bury you even if you fight to pieces."

   He spoke in a stern and vulgar voice, his eyelids opened with red lines, his body was red and misty, and the toxins from the disciples at his feet were extracted, and his momentum rose step by step.

   Ashamed to say, you have to wait in line for the lottery!

Lu Bei patted She Heng on his shoulder, and waved his hand with sword energy: "Thank you for your kindness, but it's unnecessary to be buried with me. There are too many people who want to be buried with me. I'm not an emperor, so how can I be so big? The mausoleum will house you."

  The sword energy is vertical and horizontal, and the sword light is dazzling.

  The splendid white light covered the sky and covered the sky like a torrent, heading straight towards Lisu's position. The latter jumped up, his old body was still able to cook and cart, and he fell into the mist that was ten meters away.

"rise!"

  Lu Bei's eyes twitched, golden light burst out, and a long river of white sword energy rose into the sky, volleying into the sky to manifest the eagle's wings, looking at everything in the air, his energy was violent, and the roots and feathers were lifelike.

   Sword Qi tore down, and the speed was three points faster, catching up with the inevitable Chao Lisu in one fell swoop, and knocking him down in the fog.

  Rumble---

   Dust swirled and the ground trembled slightly.

  Lu Bei raised his hand and summoned a wind dragon to clear the thick fog around him. He didn't see if Chao Lisu was dead, but glanced at the positions of a dozen high-heeled shoes.

   A 50-meter-long giant python fell from the sky, and then scrambled for a while. The members of the Snake Dragon Sect who escaped from the secret realm were all pressed into photos by their own sect masters. Only Huang He from the Xiantian realm survived.

   worthy of being a body repair, his vitality and Xiaoqiang have a match.

  Dense fog cleared a large area, and towards Lisu walked out covered in wounds, the red poison gas manifested the totem of the giant python behind him, hissing letters like a living creature.

   "If it's just an ordinary poisonous snake, I advise you to give up your resistance and leave a way out for yourself."

Lu Bei shook his head slightly, the sky wants him to die, it will make him crazy, aware of the resentment and madness in Chao Lisu's eyes, no more nonsense, the five elements wheel spread out under his feet, the two pillars of wind and thunder fall from the sky, and together they formed the five elements gossip map, Fixed the Chao Li custom in the Kan Gua position.

   In the next second, the golden feathers stretched out, the giant eagle fluttered its wings and shredded the python totem, the eagle claws trampled on the lean body, and the golden hook-like beak pecked down fiercely...

  Blood suppression!

  [You killed Chao Lisu and gained 1.2 million experience]

  [You have completed the task [Unsolved Mystery Case]]

  [You have completed the main task: solve the case and gain 500,000 experience]

  [You have completed the main task: find out the case, arrest the real murderer, and gain 1.8 million experience according to contribution]

  [You have completed the side quest: Destroy the Snake and Dragon Cult, get 700,000 experience according to contribution]

   "I only have this bit of experience, so little..."

"Wait a minute, I have 1.8 million experience in catching the real murderer, how could it cost 700,000 to exterminate the Serpent Dragon Cult? Without my courage to see death as home, the courage to not be afraid of a strong enemy, and the courage to sacrifice my teammates' determination, the Serpent Dragon Cult is still alive now. Okay, why isn't the contribution enough?"

   Looking at the poor 700,000 experience, Lu Bei called out that the calculation was wrong and asked the programmer to publish the algorithm.

   It is true that the Snake Dragon Sect was dumped in one pot because the secret realm was bombed, and the big head should be counted on the Snake God. But if it wasn't for his hard training of the innate energy, the snake **** would not know how long it would take to be sealed by the quilt, and the credit would be huge, and it wouldn't be more than 700,000.

   "Damn, the trash game tricked me into killing me..."

  …

   Three days later, Langwu County.

   Huang Jizong's big ship slowly sailed away from the river bank, Huang He stood on the bow with a sullen face, looked back several times, and sighed.

   Xuanyin Division solved the case, and he was very sad.

  Lu Bei lived in the proprietress's boudoir. He was sad, lost, and unhappy.

   After coming to Langwu County for several months, he led his brothers to work tirelessly to investigate the case. Every day, either at the Red Sleeve Pavilion or on the way to the Red Sleeve Pavilion, he drove the local people's livelihood industry and helped women in ragged clothes. There was no credit or hard work.

The results of it?

  People are more popular than dead people. A case that has not been solved in three months will be solved in one day, and a **** that has not been touched in three months will be touched in one day.

  Although Huang He didn't see it with his own eyes, he has fought for many years, has solid theoretical knowledge and rich operating experience. He has added a large number of materials to the rendering template, and even with his toes, he can imagine how happy Lu Bei was in the past three days.

   The more you think, the more angry you become, the more you think about it, the more sour.

   The most embarrassing thing is that Lu Bei has a life-saving grace with him. Even if the two sides have different positions, he has to thank them.

   It's not over yet, Xuanyin Division's super-high efficiency makes Emperor Jizong look like a piece of shit, and he will be scolded after returning.

  Huang He felt that his stewardship was over.

   "It's really unfortunate, if the secret realm is still there, as the first person to discover it, I will definitely be able to make up for it."

   "By the way, what happened in the secret realm, why can't I remember anything?"

  …

   "Second brother, look into my eyes, what happened in the secret realm, please tell the truth to my brother."

  Red Sleeve Pavilion, Hu San and Lu Bei sat opposite each other, the soundproof talisman was clothed, and Aunt Xiang was watching the door outside.

   "I've told the truth, you just don't believe it."

  Lu Bei shrugged. He didn't pull anything about what happened in the secret realm, and told Hu San all of it. Unexpectedly, the other party didn't believe his character, and he suspected that he had concealed it.

  The sky is pitiful to see, except for deleting the nonsense of the snake god, and concealing She Hen and the golden-scaled snake to get a chance, he really did everything.

   Anyway, it's all innocuous and trivial. It's the same whether you say it or not. Instead of wasting Husan's precious time, it's better to listen to his glorious deeds of killing the Quartet.

   These are the points.

   I hope that Hu San will be truthful in the report, and I also hope that the above will see him a few times near death and give him more substantial rewards.

   "Look into my eyes and talk!" Hu San clapped the table and stood up, and put his probe in front of his second brother.

   "sssssssssssssssssssssssss"

Looking at each other for two seconds, Lu Bei sucked in a breath of cold air and slapped Qingcheng Qingguo's face away: "I told you to stay away from me earlier, and you don't take pictures of yourself by peeing, the godmother is our two sons, if I If you are bent, she must not cry to death."

   "She? Hehe, it's more or less happy to die."

  Fox San pouted: "Second brother, you are still young, and you have never seen a real sinister heart, but you don't know that family thieves are hard to guard against, and my mother is the real villain."

   "Fine-winded."

"I'll make a bet with you. If you go to visit relatives in the capital another day, our mother will definitely drug you in the evening, and then seal your cultivation base, and lock you in the house to call Tiantian's fault and earth's fault." Fox Three mouthfuls of affirmation.

   "There is such a thing?!"

   Lu Bei's eyes lit up, and he asked excitedly: "Then, did you call in a few beautiful fox fairies, all kinds of temptations make me look ugly?"

   "There is no fox fairy, but your elder brother has one."

  Fox Sanyi rolled his eyes a few times: "For your own good and for my own good, please remember to tell me before visiting relatives, and make sure we are not at home at the same time."

   "Is it so scary..."

  Lu Bei shivered, raised his hand to smooth the goose bumps on his arm, and said to Hu San, he would not go to the capital after killing him.

   "Okay, about the secret realm, if you don't want to talk about it, I won't pursue it."

  Hu San gave Lu Bei a white look, and continued: "But the case of the Snake Dragon Sect is too big, and 200,000 people in Langwu County were poisoned. It will take at least half a year to raise them all. You must hand over the thief!"

   "Didn't you see the thief's head?"

Lu Bei said in surprise: "I made it very clear just now, I rushed into the secret realm, surrounded thousands of Serpent and Dragon sect members, and even killed the vice sect master, saintess, left and right guardians, the four kings, and the eight kings. , The Thirteen Taibao, scared the leader of the sect leader to the vulgar crap, and activated the great formation to summon the so-called snake gods to come, and as a result, they collapsed and brought their own destruction, and the collapse of the secret realm destroyed their demon body.

   "Second brother, your elder brother is not blind, the leader of the Snake Dragon Sect is in the innate realm, and he is not so courageous, at least he won't be scared to pee by you holding a pill realm."

  Hu San raised his hand and knocked on the table, jokingly said, "It's clear that your young lady and the sect leader fought to the death. She is in the innate realm, so this kind of nonsense is more reasonable."

  Lu Bei clasped his fists in both hands and exclaimed, "One word awakens the dreamer, eldest brother really is lighting a lamp in his crotch."

"Of course?"

   "Wise!"

  Lu Bei was rather annoyed and said: "It's my little brother who is greedy for merit, just looking forward to promotion as soon as possible, and the eldest brother who is eager to learn to return to his hometown to do some happy things to bully men and women, and forget about the disparity in realm."

   "Well, it's too late to change the report now."

  Hu San stretched out his hand angrily: "My brother, I can write off some things for you, but some things are absolutely impossible. When you hand them over to the thief, when I see that there is no Qiankun ring, I know it's a good thing your kid has done."

   "Brother, you really blame me. At that time, the secret realm collapsed, and the scene was a mess. It's not easy for me to grab the thief's head. Where can I find the Qiankun ring for you?"

"There may be a poison-refining technique hidden in the ring, which controls 200,000 people in Langwu County with the illusion, and the innate realm of Emperor Extreme Sect is deeply involved in it. Say, this is dragon slaying."

  Hu San raised his hand and touched Lu Bei: "Second brother, just like Zhao Xiayang's Qiankun Ring, take it out quickly, the benefits are indispensable to you."

   "With the words of the eldest brother, the younger brother will be relieved. To be honest, I am about to be born."

   "Oh, you also said that you didn't get any benefits in the secret realm, so it's a secret."

   "Big brother put another lamp in his crotch, no, the ignition, the younger brother admires it!"

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   (end of this chapter)