MTL - Cultivation Is Like This-Chapter 111 Flat face, big nose and mouth, thick waist, short legs and no neck
Chapter 111 Flat face, big nose and mouth, thick waist and short legs and no neck
"So, how can you make your younger siblings angry!"
Hu San was heartbroken. If it wasn't for the lack of time, he would definitely use his eldest brother's coercion to press Lu Bei back to Sanqing Peak and let him hug She Heng's thigh and cry for forgiveness. .
"I thought it was something, why don't you just arrest a few corrupt officials? I don't need my young lady to go out in person, I'll accompany my brother."
[You have received the quest [Capturing the wanted criminal]]
[Mission description: As a Xuanyin Si Qingwei, it is your duty to collect intelligence and arrest the court to commit crimes. You can't refuse this mission, right? ]
[Main quest: Take people according to the order, reward 600,000 experience]
[Side Quest: Not Triggered]
[Whether to accept? ]
【whether】
In front of the task, Lu Beiyi took the lead and patted Hu San's chest: "Besides, although our Xuanyin Division is not as good as Huangjizong, but there are not no thugs in the Xiantian realm, you make an IOU and let the above give you a hundred and eighty credits. How can it be so difficult for ten well-behaved and beautiful female deceased warriors of the Innate Realm."
Speaking of the dead man, Lu Bei couldn't help nodding secretly.
Before he came to Langwu County, he mentioned five dead men in the foundation-building period. The good guy was called a man who obeyed his words. He said that the east would never go west, and that the geese would never chase the dogs, so when they took off their pants, the five died. The gentleman hesitated for a moment.
Having experienced the loyalty of the dead men, Lu Bei always remembered that the above allotted him 180 dead women.
It doesn't mean anything else. It's not tiring to work together with men and women. The drudgery of Xuanyinsi, if there is no beautiful scenery to support the spiritual will, it is really boring.
Anyway, someone Tading can't stand this pain!
"It's different. This time the mission is located in Yuezhou. I lead the team to cooperate, not the main force of this mission."
Hu San shook his head and explained to Lu Bei again: "Our mother has an adversary in the capital, and they have always disliked each other..."
The officials on the list were supported by the Iron Sword Alliance with a lot of effort and interests. Among them, there was a county governor who suddenly arrested them, which would likely cause the Iron Sword Alliance to rob people halfway.
Fox San was temporarily recruited and transferred to Yuezhou to lead a team, responsible for reconnaissance and support, and stayed when necessary.
These are easy to say, but the difficult thing is that the person who recruited him, Xuanyin Si Ziwei Mu Jiling, a good apprentice trained by the second pair of foxes.
As the top executor of this mission, Mu Jiling selected him from the roster and transferred him to Yuezhou for dispatch. To say that there is no continuation of the grievances of the previous generation, Hu San would not believe it.
"In the whole of Ningzhou, no other Qingwei was selected, but I was selected. What do you mean by her?"
Hu Sanxue was wronged: "I didn't say when I was a child that she had a flat face, a big nose, a big mouth, a thick waist and short legs and no neck. She even composed a song and sang it eight times a day, causing her to cry for half a year and depressed for three years? How many years? I didn't even care about it, how could she hold her grudges so much!"
"Indeed, my brother is on your side. It's unreasonable to put aside the facts. This Ziwei has a really ordinary mind."
Lu Bei snorted, and then his eyes lit up: "Brother, is it possible that she has been thinking about killing you all the year round, and her hatred has turned sour and she falls in love with you."
"Hehe, bro, I can show a beauty a hundred times stronger than her when I urinate, so the honor of the surname Mu is also worthy of liking me?" Hu San sneered with disdain.
"Then I'm afraid you will be single for the rest of your life..."
Lu Bei quietly spoke out, quite resentful. In terms of appearance alone, the two rich women Bai Jin and She Xiang are not the opponents of Hu San. This guy wants to find someone who is more beautiful than himself, I am afraid it is not better than him It's hard to put on a bed.
"What about dying alone, we monks don't care about that."
Hu San shrugged indifferently, there were so many beautiful women who were greedy for his appearance and body as the crucian carp crossing the river, it was really not good, by then he would have slept hard, and whoever conceived his flesh and blood first would marry and go home, and both would be pregnant. just together.
Love is taking off pants and putting on pants, it's a simple thing, why bother.
"Understood, you feel that Zi Wei has resentment and plans to wear small shoes for you in this mission. Be more courageous. She wants to use the fast sword of the Iron Sword Alliance to kill you."
Lu Bei analyzed: "So you came to me and wanted to hug my thighs and wish you to tide over the difficulties."
"That's not true. If she really dares to harm me, she will have to take her own life into it."
Hu San shook his head and corrected Lu Bei's mistake by the way: "Besides, I didn't intend to hug your hairy legs, but to hug your lady's long legs."
"Ok?!"
Lu Bei's eyes instantly sharpened: "Brother, I'll give you another chance to reorganize your language, or else we will kill each other, and our mother will only have a son in the future."
"Stop talking nonsense, you know what I mean, not that, my younger brother and sister are not bad looking, but they barely catch the eye when compared to me, how much I have to be depraved before I hit her?"
"It's about the same."
"Brother, don't be sad if you tell the truth..."
Hu San murmured: "The martial arts in Yuezhou are far from being comparable to the comfortable place in Ningzhou. There is no shortage of errands in the Dan realm. Your young lady is different, her appearance is not bad, innate Jing Xiuwei is the same as the one with the surname Mu, so I have a lot of face to bring it over as a subordinate."
Good brother, talking about loyalty, Lu Bei was not sad, and immediately mocked: "Tsk tsk, everyone is in the innate realm, so you only hold the pill, no wonder you came to me in a hurry."
"Bah, the surname Mu is stinky and showy. I'm about to be born, have you told people everywhere?"
Hu San sourly retorted: "She is of average aptitude, and she can achieve innate talent ahead of me. It's nothing but her master. It's nothing special."
"People are Ziwei, but you are Qingwei."
"Bah, fart Ziwei, he didn't become a high-ranking official through the back door because he had a good master."
Hu San hummed and said: "I'm not like me, I started from the bottom and never said that there was someone above me."
That's because I can't say it!
Lu Bei looked at Hu San with disgust. If Hu Er had hidden his identity for many years and had never been exposed, this guy would definitely be a fake fox, relying on his mother's long legs to step up.
"You know, my brother, how much credit was given to the task of trapping the dragon. If it wasn't for the fear of information leakage, I would have been promoted to Ziwei."
Greeting Lu Bei's contemptuous gaze, Hu San said unrelentingly, "It's hateful, it's all the fault of the Tiejian League, if it wasn't for them..."
"If it weren't for them, you wouldn't even have a chance to get promoted."
Lu Bei didn't want to listen to Hu San's nonsense, so he interrupted: "Brother, tell me the truth, our mother's opponent in the capital is Tai Shi, and the surnamed Zi Wei is her apprentice, right?"
"Hey, you know this too?" Hu Sanqi was surprised.
"Guess, with our mother's beauty and wit, the only person who can make her dislike and still can't fight is the only one who is also known as the imperial master who is also known as her." Lu Bei said as a matter of course.
"Brother, haven't you been to the capital, how do you know everything?"
Hu San sneered, put his hand on Lu Bei's shoulder: "Besides, what else do you know, call it out in one breath, my brother will make sure you can go home for a reunion dinner at the end of the year."
Hehe, when I was in the capital, all your ashes were taken away by Zhao Xiayang.
Lu Bei patted Hu San's paw and changed the subject: "I just wanted to ask, you said that the entire Ningzhou only transferred you one Qingwei, so what am I? Without a call-up order, I won't be able to leave without permission. Convicted by her?"
"nothing."
Hu waved his three hands, so that Lu Bei didn't have to worry: "Your Tsing Yi is temporarily received, I have calculated the time, when we return from Yuezhou, it is almost time to change to normal."
"Why is this happening, and are there any villains who interfere with it?"
Lu Bei's eyes were straight at Hu San, and he got rid of his doubts, and the villain was right in front of him.
"There is no villain, but your eldest brother has one."
Hu San hooked Lu Bei's shoulder again, and said passionately: "Good brother, mother, you also have a share, I can't carry the grievances and grievances of the previous generation alone, this trip to Yuezhou, you and my brothers are of the same mind, and the benefits will break the gold. , let's take care of that surnamed Mu together."
"It's not good, the cake face is flat, the nose and mouth are big, the waist is thick and the legs are short and no neck. I'm afraid that I won't be able to untie the waistband of my pants." Lu Bei shook his head again and again, his integrity was still there, and he refused to be in the company of Hu San.
"That was when I was a child, I heard that I was pretty."
Seeing that there is a drama, Hu Sanyi changed his previous evaluation and praised Mu Jiling as rare in the world and hard to find in the sky.
"It won't happen, right?"
"As long as you don't die."
"Big brother, younger brother is not talented, here are a few packets of essential medicines for lonely men and widows in the middle of the night. Give it to Zhangzhangyan, can you use it at that time?"
"Oh, let me take a look."
Hu San took a few packets of medicinal powder handed over by Lu Bei, put a trace of the lid on his little finger and sniffed it under his nose, frowning and said, "Hehuan San, Folutou, and Fairies don't stop, these are all public goods, and I am afraid of dealing with the innate realm. It's not enough medicine!"
"Brother, connoisseur, you've got a good guess! Pure passer-by, what have you been through during your undercover years, can you tell me a little more about it?"
Lu Bei clasped his fists in both hands, admiring Youjia and said, "Don't talk about your experience of being turned over by others. Pick a few of your glorious deeds that have been turned over by others. It is best to publish a book. I used to be a scholar, Compared with listening to books, I prefer to light a lamp and boil oil alone in the dead of night, to have an artistic conception."
"I don't want to be an expert either, it's all my mother's fault."
Hu San pointed to his face, and said speechlessly: "In those years of undercover, I said that I would bring a handle underneath, and I took it out bigger than everyone else. As a result, those people who knew men were more motivated. There is no way, they are forced When I came out, I didn't want to be recruited, so I could only teach myself some messy things."
"Brother, I understand your suffering. Boys should learn to protect themselves when they go out." Lu Bei nodded in agreement.
"No, you don't understand."
Hu San gave Lu Bei a white look. There were no outsiders, so he asked him to put less gold on his face, and took out a bag of secret powder and stuffed it into Lu Bei's hand: "This bag is called a good product, and everyone in the innate realm has to be recruited. You take a pack, and whoever of us has a chance will do it."
Lu Bei: "..."
Cover your head and just fight for two or three hours. Do you really want to kill someone?
(end of this chapter)
