MTL - Cultivation Is Like This-Chapter 80 you listen to my sophistry
Chapter 80 You listen to my sophistry
Once again confirming that Lu Bei was unconscious, Shi Gu took out a packet of medicinal powder with his backhand, spread it out triumphantly, opened the curtain with one hand, and slammed towards...
In line of sight, a hand suddenly appeared from behind and pressed against the back of his hand.
Shigu's eyes twinkled, and he made a sinister sound. Fortunately, it was not a big problem. He had not been caught for many years. Apart from being cautious, he relied on the talent of physical training.
With such a weak and powerless palm, he only needs to push it lightly to…
Crack!
With a crisp sound, Shi Gu opened his mouth in pain, and in the next second, his arm was folded, and the ecstasy powder filled his mouth.
The effect was immediate, and he didn't know anything after that.
[You defeated Li Chao and gained 20,000 experience]
"Little Master, what are you doing?"
Wei Wei heard the movement, turned her head and looked at it, and was shocked.
I saw Lu Bei embraced Shigu, covering his mouth with one hand, and the two of them pressed their chests against their backs, a very indecent posture.
"Nothing, I caught a thief."
"A thief?"
…
The carriage stopped on the side of the road, Wei Wei looked up at Li Chao, who was hanging in the air with his hands and feet tied behind his back, picked up a branch on the ground, and poked him in the face.
"Little Martial Uncle, is this man really a thief?"
"If it is a fake replacement."
Lu Bei took out the items in the Qiankun bag, and stuffed a bag of suspected Mengmei and Menghan medicine powder into his arms.
Some bizarre porcelain vases were written on acacia sanshen, Buddha outcrops, fairy nights, and they were all messed up. He couldn't understand any of them, and he had never heard of them.
received, all received.
"He's a prostitute, why didn't I find out, he doesn't look like it!"
Wei Wei asked curiously: "Little Shishu, how do you know that he is a prostitute?"
"I didn't see it. At first, it was strange that he was going to Hongling County, but the direction of his journey was completely opposite, so I gave him a chance to prove himself. He was very good and took it."
Lu Bei looked at Wei Wei who was thoughtful, cleaned up all the large and small porcelain vases, and reminded with a serious face: "Don't learn, the water here is very deep, if you learn, you will only be mastered."
"Little Master Uncle, who do you look down on?" Wei Yu was very dissatisfied.
"Huh, I knew you would say that."
Lu Bei said angrily: "I've been to Hongling County, and I've been driving for about two days. If you don't agree, I'll sneak a sneak attack in these two days. As long as you can escape once, I'll bow my head and admit my mistake to you."
"Alright, I'll wait!" Wei Yu said confidently.
"You brain, I really don't want to talk about you, remember, when a man says something like this to you, you lose half of your promise."
"Little Master Uncle is not a man... Uh, I mean, Little Master Uncle will not hurt me, you are an exception."
"Then you are miserable, get ready to sleep for two days!"
Lu Bei didn't know how Bai Jin taught the apprentice, protection is protection, how can the sinister truth of people's heart be put aside, let alone, Wei Yu and a female cultivator have a pitiful guard against prostitutes, which is really inappropriate .
"Big cousin asked his daughter to come to me, shouldn't he have an opinion on Senior Sister Bai?" Lu Bei whispered and touched the two cheat books with his backhand.
[You come into contact with [Beekeeping and Honey Collection], do you spend 50 skill points to learn? ]
"Beekeeping to get honey, it's pretty neat."
[You came into contact with the [Golden Lock Exhibition Turtle Self-cultivation Technique], did you spend 100 skill points to learn it? ]
Lubei: (One`One)
Maintaining...Self-cultivation is good!
A cultivator with strong basic attributes like him mostly relies on his body to gain an advantage against the enemy. If things go on like this, he will inevitably suffer from the root cause of inconvenience in his legs and feet, and he will learn a self-cultivation technique, which is very helpful for prolonging life.
Learn, you should learn!
"Little Master Uncle!"
"What are you doing, I'm surprised."
Lu Bei quickly put away the secret book of self-cultivation, stuffed some useless things back into Li Chao's Qiankun bag, and came to Wei Yu's side without blushing or panting.
"How to deal with this thief?"
"It's not easy, have you seen blood?"
"I've seen it, chicken blood, duck blood, fish blood..." Wei Yu counted with her fingers.
"What about human blood?" Lu Bei interrupted coldly.
"Uh, does a nosebleed count?"
Wei Yu swallowed her saliva, realized something, and took two steps back: "Little Shishu, not to mention that God has the virtue of good life, Emperor Jizong strictly forbids cultivators to fight privately, killing people is wrong, we'd better report to the officials. ."
"That's right!"
After a while, the carriage slowly moved forward, leaving only a rope hanging on the tree alone.
Lu Bei and Wei Yu switched positions, downgraded from Uncle Fenghan to a coachman. Beginners are cautious on the road. Fortunately, the old horse is experienced. Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his butt, and he knew whether to go left or right, whether to accelerate or not. Time to slow down.
Wei Wei sat in the car with a pale face, thinking about the previous picture, she felt nauseated in her chest and rolled in her stomach. She pushed open the curtains and asked her little uncle for comfort.
"Little..." The powder hit, Wei Yu rolled her eyes and fell asleep directly.
"It's a good thing, I knew this thing was so easy to use, and the cultivator at the foundation-building stage could easily put it down. I should have packed several hundred on my body during the few months I was a novice." Lu Bei sighed, he used to be too pure .
…
Two days later, the carriage arrived in Hongling County, Wei Wei followed the signal of Tiejianmeng and took Lubei all the way westward, looking for an ancient temple hidden in the deep mountains.
After sleeping for two days in a row, Wei Yu was full of energy.
Recalling the various overturns along the way, she was annoyed and annoyed: "Little Master, listen to my sophistry, I'm not stupid, I just trust you too much, so I will be hit continuously."
"It makes sense, but I don't want to hear it. You can keep this with Senior Sister Bai."
Lu Bei glanced at Wei Wei disdainfully: "Next time I see her, I will give you a good compliment, saying that you are naive, talented and intelligent, and the world is so big, but it is no bigger than the heart you lack."
Wei Wei saw that Lu Bei's oil and salt could not enter, so she resorted to the tried-and-tested coquettish Dafa, and said timidly: "Little Shishu, it's too much, they are girls, they are still very beautiful..."
"generally."
Lu Bei honestly said that after experiencing the face of the three foxes, it is difficult for a woman to make him look stunning.
Now, the only ones who can be labeled as a beauty by him are Bai Jin, She He, and Hu Zhi.
It's not that Hu Zhi is not good-looking, but I have seen Hu San and looked at her again...
I always feel that something is missing.
My own family, I can't bury it, so I'll give her half of it.
"Liar!"
Wei Wei was dissatisfied, and her appearance was the most confident aspect of her cultivation. Looking at the High Heaven Sword Sect, she was the best-looking among the seniors and sisters.
"Hehe, you think you have a beautiful head on your neck, but in my opinion, the only function of your head is to increase your height."
“…”
"Laughing to death, little uncle, you are too embarrassed to mention beauty. Do you know why you were ranked third in terms of beauty when you were in Yuhuamen?"
"Why?"
"Because there are only three women, because except for Xiao Zhi, Snake... sister, the rest of the little foxes haven't changed shape yet."
"Ah, maybe it's because I ate too much yesterday, and I grew fat and looked fat, that's why..."
"Then keep getting fat. You are ugly now, and you can use fat as an excuse. When you lose weight, there will be no excuses!"
“…”
"Don't be sad, at least you don't look scary."
“…”
Weiwei: (〒〒)
is not an opponent at all. He can usually talk and argue, but he has no power to fight against Lu Bei.
This little uncle is too bad!
She found out that her mother, master, and grand master were biased towards Lu Bei, and only her father's evaluation was considered to be relevant.
Lu Bei climbed up the steps, followed by Wei Wei, who was downcast and could not recover after being repeatedly beaten.
He climbed high and looked into the distance. Between the continuous mountain ranges, there was a river that was familiar to the eyes. Going up, it was the first time he went down to the ruins, where he liked to work hard.
Thrilling.
Lu Bei didn't expect the secret realm and the ruins to be so close together, if it wasn't for She Chang's early discovery, if it wasn't for Emperor Jizong's hindrance, the relic left to him by Mo Buxiu might have been taken away by the Iron Sword League.
"Who is coming?"
Two black shadows came with swords, stopped far above the stone steps, and looked at Lu Bei and Wei Wei on alert.
Local gang - Wangjiange.
Lu Bei raised his hand and patted Wei Wei, who took out the iron sword token from his arms and held it high in his hand: "Here is the Tianjian Sect disciple, this is my uncle, don't be presumptuous."
Before came, Lu Bei made three orders and five applications, not to mention the name of Lingxiao Sword Sect. Anyway, the tokens of the two factions are exactly the same. They are all carved with a solitary peak on the back, surrounded by nine flying swords, and the name of the Heavenly Sword Sect is directly reported to the end.
"I have seen Uncle Master, I have seen Sister Sister."
The two disciples could not tell the authenticity of the iron sword token from the fake, but they did not dare to offend. One stayed behind to continue patrolling, and the other respectfully led the way, leading Lu Bei and Wei Yu straight to the ancient temple.
The ancient temple was built hundreds of years ago. According to legend, it was sacrificed to the mountain **** to suppress the evil dragon of the river, so as to avoid the raging flood.
Because of the feng shui pattern, the secret realm is hidden directly under the ancient temple. After the local gang discovered it, they did not have the ability to explore directly, so they reported it to Tianjianzong.
When arrived in the hands of Tianjianzong, the relics became the relics of the Iron Sword League. After careful exploration, it was used as a benefit and distributed to the disciples of the foundation-building period in the league.
It is not a loss to look at the sword pavilion. The disciples and disciples are rewarded. The pavilion master Pan Qingsheng has obtained an iron sword token. Next year, he can go to Tianjianfeng to observe the sword intent.
Because of the visit of Tianjianzong's senior brother, Pan Qingsheng, who was in charge of reviewing the entrance to the secret realm, did not dare to delay.
A burly man, more than two meters tall, covered a large shadow from the oncoming face.
You use a sword just like a toothpick. You should use Li Yuanba as a template to practice your hammer. I introduce you to join the army in Dashengguan, and you will hone your skills for a few years. When the 2.0 National War breaks out, try to kill a county-level city in one afternoon.
Lu Bei made a comment in his heart, raised his hand in return, and patted Wei Yu's shoulder: "My nephew is just at the foundation-building stage, I will bring her to try her luck, with the arrangements made by Mr. Lao, don't let her get hurt. ."
"Little Martial Uncle, won't you come in with me?" Wei Yu wondered.
"You are in the Foundation Establishment period, you can enter, but if I go in, it's a bit out of order."
Lu Bei shook his head, just as he was about to break his own cultivation in the Pill Realm, Pan Qingsheng laughed: "Senior brother is joking, others may not conform to the rules, but you are an exception. In our Iron Sword Alliance, the Heavenly Sword Sect is the biggest rule, If senior brother is afraid that senior nephew will be hurt, just accompany her."
Lu Bei: "..."
Is the road so wild?
Also, are you sure this sentence is not ironic?
Lu Bei pondered for 0.13 seconds, thinking that it might be a waste of time to go in, but he might find something cheap, so he nodded without rejecting it.
Pan Qingsheng led the way, passed a simple school grounds, pointed to the tents gathered together, and said, "Senior brother, these are from all over Ningzhou. You are the most senior. Would you like to say a few words to the big guys?"
Lu Bei: "..."
(end of this chapter)